Writer/performer. https://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mv4f6rkyos2gIf you’ve always had a secret liking for fascist severity in your silhouettes, Hugo Boss infallibly provides high-end menswear for the evil. On the Substacks! No pay wall! https://cintra.substack.com/p/light-a-cigar-flex-your-muscles?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true09 Sep 2026 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4f6rkyos2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mtmxzq6izk2gNarcs beware. The time of the Dark Empath is upon you. https://cintra.substack.com/p/put-a-silver-bullet-in-that-energy22 Aug 2026 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmxzq6izk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mstbkunuq22gMexico City is the new Paris, from what I understand. 30 years ago, it was quite a different scene. On the Substacks! https://cintra.substack.com/p/mexico-city-blues?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true11 Aug 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstbkunuq22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mry3apfk7c2pA ravishing, MUCH -younger man is driving me witless with the feels. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/animal-lust?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true31 Jul 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mry3apfk7c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mqwud63uzs2pAn amusingly nasty review of the kinderwhore clothing line, Juicy Couture. Some very juicy brutal takedown lines. Worth a smirk. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/rhinestones-are-a-tweens-best-friend?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true18 Jul 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwud63uzs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mqsl2qhx6c2pLet's start a noise band called "Feral Mariachis."17 Jul 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsl2qhx6c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mpr7bcwqus2iI confess all about my brief but colorful foray into the world of petty larceny. It seemed reasonable at the time. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/a-fling-with-shoplifting?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true03 Jul 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpr7bcwqus2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mp2f4a7cpk2iOne of my old New York Times fashion pieces, in which I learn to embrace large square blouses and shearling clog boots. A kicky look at hipster evolution. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/attitude-adjustment-at-no-extra-charge?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true24 Jun 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2f4a7cpk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mntcnojt2k2iTHRILL! As I discuss Oakland’s almost metaphysical trash problem. Also, I find amazingly f-ed up things on the street. A la Substacks! https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/the-agony-and-ecstasy-of-oakland?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true09 Jun 2026 03:59 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mntcnojt2k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mn7a6r4f522iRead me geek out all over myself over the woman I consider to be the most magical and brilliant jewelry maker alive. On the glorious Substacks, for free! Oh, and there’s an audio version as well. https://substack.com/home/post/p-20006828401 Jun 2026 04:22 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn7a6r4f522ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mm6ecrxhhk2sA fun new piece about my decade long strike against men. Needless to say, they never caved in to my demands. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/why-i-stopped-working-out-for-years?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true19 May 2026 02:38 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm6ecrxhhk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mljcxhwka222A new post from an old article about the massively expensive French shoes and foreboding store atmosphere at Pierre Hardy. Who says shoppers need light? https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/pierre-hardy?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true10 May 2026 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljcxhwka222https://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mk445pkasc2gEver love a car so much you want to eat it? I do all the time, and think you should too. New Substack, fresh and hot. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/autoerotic-infatuation?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true22 Apr 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk445pkasc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mjd4cnvp722gHere’s a fun New York Times throwback to the Tom Binns boutique, where punk jewelry once ran amok. I heckle a shopgirl for being worthless. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/tom-binns?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true12 Apr 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjd4cnvp722ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mizcqffrps2gThis Zizek Substack is OUT OF THIS WORLD. All the Lacanian views on mimetic desire, Peter Theil, technocracy....Oh Slavoj, you big slob. Come give me a big sloppy kiss. https://slavoj.substack.com/p/conclusion-who-is-the-antichrist-f3d?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=2152876&post_id=193568266&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=6rabr&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email08 Apr 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizcqffrps2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mhp35hk2pk25Locusts! Frogs! Theft! And the sad death of an interesting collaboration. Turns out you CAN kill art. https://cintra.substack.com/p/shocked-and-awful23 Mar 2026 03:03 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhp35hk2pk25https://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mgxgoa3di22fIt’s the first leg of the Michelle Shocked tour, and I am launched rocketlike into some weird parts of Florida! Read it and feel the mirth. On the Substacks! https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/shocked-and-surprised?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true13 Mar 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxgoa3di22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mgadpml3xk2fI’m embarking on my tour with Michelle Shocked today! But first, a love letter to the tattoo shows that sustain me spiritually. Selah. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/my-shameful-addiction-tattoo-shows?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true04 Mar 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgadpml3xk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3mfaojp6n4c2iA golden oldie from my seemingly endless repository of snarky fashion shite that the NYT miraculously published. French fun! https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/christian-lacroix-advanced-stages?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true19 Feb 2026 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfaojp6n4c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cintra.bsky.social/post/3me7tptffzs2iEnjoy the spectacle of me tearing my own ass out because I keep making the same horrible mistake over and over and over, like I have no brain at all. https://open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p/the-killer-inside-me?r=6rabr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true06 Feb 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:4tuhark5v2d5tictl2j3ectu/app.bsky.feed.post/3me7tptffzs2i