Just an onion in a “carrots are good for your eyes but we really just made that up so the enemy wouldn’t know about our night vision goggles” world.https://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lilklbsoo22oYt f*ggots love to be awful at communication and then act like you’re crazy for being like “communicate.”20 Feb 2025 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lilklbsoo22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lcjnayz64c26Did y’all let another gay man die from drugs and then refuse to talk about how he died?05 Dec 2024 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjnayz64c26https://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lce6zcarvs2fDrag is so broke-ass. Glass stones? POOR. 😂02 Dec 2024 22:41 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lce6zcarvs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lcc24gtkqk2dOh so it’s everybody’s birthday 💖🌈02 Dec 2024 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcc24gtkqk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lcbcsvv2ac2dThe Idina version? In this economy? Weird choice but ok.01 Dec 2024 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcbcsvv2ac2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc6zzzraxs2tHave I mentioned how much I LOATHE winter?30 Nov 2024 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6zzzraxs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc6u7tfmpk2tAt this point all I want for Christmas is a solid bowel movement.30 Nov 2024 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6u7tfmpk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc5ntb3s4s2tI have a very exciting makeup gig tomorrow but I’m anxious about it and it’s giving me agita and I literally can’t handle anymore digestive distress this week 😅30 Nov 2024 08:17 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5ntb3s4s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc5luk5lrk2wJust cuz it’s a bus, doesn’t mean it’s *public* transportation. Lord.30 Nov 2024 07:42 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5luk5lrk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc5ksuepak2wNot even being funny: if you don’t “get” wicked…red flag. Like…the message is so universal that it’s the highest grossing musical of all time, running for 20 years…and your lived experience doesn’t find it relatable? Red. Flag.30 Nov 2024 07:23 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5ksuepak2whttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc5kpjqzg22wI’ve been sick in bed with a stomach flu for like 3 days. I have not reached my goal weight, and the cabin fever is causing a manic episode which all 30 of you are currently experiencing.30 Nov 2024 07:21 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5kpjqzg22whttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc5kewfhkk2wThe way wicked is THE movie right now and ZERO auto captions have spelled Elphaba correctly…three cheers for AI, I guess.30 Nov 2024 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5kewfhkk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc5jvuh2xc2wThat 4B movement gettin the dudes and NNN isn’t even over. Lol. Only the republikkkans could inadvertently make everyone have MORE gay sex 😂30 Nov 2024 07:07 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5jvuh2xc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lc5h6siqfs2wSometimes I leave the gym feeling stabby…that is to say: questioning Elle Woods succinct yet astute 2001 observation of the relationships between exercise, endorphins, and 3 or more crows.30 Nov 2024 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5h6siqfs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbvevk3qi22zI mostly blame tech tycoons for ruining the internet but y’all comin on here to poopoo everything anyone else enjoys sure ain’t helpin’. Go outside.27 Nov 2024 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbvevk3qi22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbqqef4g522oGirl I’ve seen Chelsea boots with higher heels. 😅25 Nov 2024 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbqqef4g522ohttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbq64zoh2k2qCan’t wait to see drag queens with no POV of their own insist on doing Defying Gravity because it’s “in” while not knowing the f*cking words.24 Nov 2024 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbq64zoh2k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbnapi4b2s2aQueer people: now is not the time to push something to the Supreme Court. Let’s not play stupid games.23 Nov 2024 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbnapi4b2s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbn6jx6a5k2aWell, goodbye beard. It’s been fun. Thanks for teaching me the only thing between me and being treated like a person is a 1/4” of facial hair and some temporary tattoos. 😅23 Nov 2024 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbn6jx6a5k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbn65vwfw22aI know we’re not supposed to experience joy anymore but…you can clap at the end.23 Nov 2024 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbn65vwfw22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbluwx7yrs2mMy cynical ass thought nothing would ever be beautiful again. I was wrong.23 Nov 2024 06:36 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbluwx7yrs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbihxa3mrk27Do the kids get hit by cars more these days? They 100% do NOT look both ways before crossing the street. I’m not even sure they look one way before crossing.21 Nov 2024 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbihxa3mrk27https://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbhjqtbf5k2s44 degrees is not “remote start” weather. Just say you hate the planet lol.21 Nov 2024 13:06 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhjqtbf5k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbfvbba3tk26Wait so does one “skeet” when they post here?20 Nov 2024 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfvbba3tk26https://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lbfuqt6e5k26I recently discovered that a Whitt’s pulled pork sandwich is $3.33 after tax on Wednesday’s…so that’s where you’ll find me every Wednesday 😅20 Nov 2024 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfuqt6e5k26https://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lb65mwxp7k2wI’m definitely a muppet [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Nov 2024 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb65mwxp7k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lb5ywgfcec2yDid you guys know onions have layers? Produce…the more ya know.17 Nov 2024 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb5ywgfcec2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lb4snncyck23Wow definitely haven’t popped off as fast as I thought I would 😅17 Nov 2024 06:46 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb4snncyck23https://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lb2makfw3e26Hello my little onion petals - I’m ready to finally POP OFF on a social media platform.16 Nov 2024 09:45 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb2makfw3e26https://bsky.app/profile/vag4short.bsky.social/post/3lb2m4fzpie26Trash Donuts.16 Nov 2024 09:43 +0000at://did:plc:4txc3vbbawgy5rhfsncayv5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb2m4fzpie26