Physicist, Latter-day Saint, Swiftie, Nerdfighter DFTBA. Fan of Brandon Sanderson, F1, ultimate frisbee, pickleball, singing, ukulele, hiking with friends. ADHD, anxiety. #NeverTrump #AbolishICE #StandWithUkraine. Be the light of the world.https://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mzcpmpao6c2z [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Nov 2026 06:38 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzcpmpao6c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mzb2aqcaas2lSoften up a horror movie The Blair Itch Project [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Nov 2026 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzb2aqcaas2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mz5hg4wkdk2tHappy Halloween!31 Oct 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz5hg4wkdk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3myx67i6x722xHe is not well [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3myx67i6x722xhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mywuta777k2yI voted yesterday!! U.S. People: Don't forget to vote, y'all, this midterm election is incredibly important. We need a tsunami of anti MAGA results.28 Oct 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywuta777k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mytflz6zuc24Wow, racist much?? [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Oct 2026 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mytflz6zuc24https://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mymmqmesks2oHappy 20 years of Taylor today!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Oct 2026 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymmqmesks2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mxyjnxy7hc2nThe Empire Strikes Back for Tax Purposes [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Oct 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxyjnxy7hc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mxmkwj7p2c2qSwifties rank the track 1's 🖤 ready for it ❤️‍🔥 the fate of ophelia ❤️ state of grace 🤎 willow 🩷 i forgot that you existed 🩵 welcome to new york 🩶 the 1 🤍 fortnight 💙 lavender haze 💛 fearless 💜 mine 💚 tim mcgraw [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Oct 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmkwj7p2c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mxm4tdz2u22jPlease help my friend if you can, even if just a little. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Oct 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxm4tdz2u22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mwznmg4bas2hThis makes me physically ill. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2026 05:18 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwznmg4bas2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mvsxujwpuc2kThe corruption never ends [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsxujwpuc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mvesgioru22iIt's a cult. 100%. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdKIwqRhH1A/?stkn=MWxvaHhucDQzbGZwMg==13 Sep 2026 04:53 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvesgioru22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mvcbu2d3ls2b [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcbu2d3ls2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mv7yiylecc2dPhew Wordle 1,910 6/6* 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩11 Sep 2026 06:58 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7yiylecc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mv23dxfs2c2jLeave our national parks alone!!!! Grrrrrrr [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv23dxfs2c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3muxuztqoy22ehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DbYoEHeRcaP/?stkn=MWxnam41bmx6eGNheQ==08 Sep 2026 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxuztqoy22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/johncolton.bsky.social/post/3mur2pcrl2c24This is going around and it's been a long time since I did one, so why not! I've lost all my East Coast heritage 😭. This is what happens when both parents are from Utah, you're raised entirely outside of Utah (mostly Maryland), live in California for 6 years, and eventually move to Utah yourself.05 Sep 2026 08:28 +0000at://did:plc:4xc6w2uayfalksvsxydfs5g7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mur2pcrl2c24