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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>45TH AND 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. MARRIED TO 𝖤̶𝖫̶𝖮̶𝖭̶ I MEAN MELANIA TRUMP. READY TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY, OLIGARCHIES ARE COOL! #MAGA #Trump #Trump2024&#xA;&#xA;(Obvious parody account lol, check following for my other parodies.)</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social</link><title>@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social - Donald J Trump - MAGA FOREVER (Parody)</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social/post/3lgnxfsx64s2p</link><description>THE RADICAL LEFTIST SCUM @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app STRUCK DOWN AND KILLED @ElonMusk-JoinX.bsky.social IN COLD BLOOD! THE COWARDS HAD TO DO IT WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP!&#xA;&#xA;(Jokes aside, they banned my Elon parody account lol, like and repost to make them see 😂)</description><pubDate>26 Jan 2025 17:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ydqjcd4pkdvvctsjwfudk5g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgnxfsx64s2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social/post/3lgk6moioak2q</link><description>Welp, @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app has officially taken down @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! I tried opening the app and it says “Account Has Been Removed!” The account was in FULL compliance BlueSky, wtf?</description><pubDate>25 Jan 2025 05:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ydqjcd4pkdvvctsjwfudk5g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgk6moioak2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social/post/3lgk6moioak2q</link><description>Welp, @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app has officially taken down @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! I tried opening the app and it says “Account Has Been Removed!” The account was in FULL compliance BlueSky, wtf?</description><pubDate>25 Jan 2025 05:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ydqjcd4pkdvvctsjwfudk5g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgk6moioak2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social/post/3lgihadw7ok2l</link><description>I HAVE REVOKED LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON’S DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN DEI POLICY! EVEN THOUGH EVERY PRESIDENT HAS ONLY ADDED ON TO IT! INCLUDING ME! NOW IT’S SUDDENLY HARMFUL! NOW IT IS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE FEDERALLY IN HIRING BASED ON, GENDER, RACE, AND MORE!&#xA;&#xA;#MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN</description><pubDate>24 Jan 2025 12:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ydqjcd4pkdvvctsjwfudk5g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgihadw7ok2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social/post/3lgdfum6ens26</link><description>NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING! &#xA;&#xA;BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING! &#xA;&#xA;#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain</description><pubDate>22 Jan 2025 12:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ydqjcd4pkdvvctsjwfudk5g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgdfum6ens26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social/post/3lgb4dnnsps2o</link><description>TREMENDOUS FIRST DAY, SOME WOULD SAY THE BEST FIRST DAY OF ALL PRESIDENTS! I CANCELLED ALMOST 80 OF SLEEPY JOE’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS! AND NOW MY EVIL POLICIES HAVE BEEN ENACTED! ENJOY SUFFERING FUCK HEADS! 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SO NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY INAUGURATION WITH MLK JUNIOR! WITH THE FLAGS HALF STAFF FROM COMMIE CARTER! BUT NOW IT HASNTO BE INDOORS! WHAT A SICK JOKE. LET ME PULL A WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON! THE WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW!&#xA;&#xA;#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN</description><pubDate>18 Jan 2025 15:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ydqjcd4pkdvvctsjwfudk5g/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfznv544ok2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social/post/3lfxt2o2gnc2g</link><description>MUAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED LIBERALS! I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! I AM A SUPERVILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT GLARE, THAT LIGHTING, THAT CHEAP WIG! 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I VALUE THE UGLY RICH IMMIGRANT @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social, HIGHER THEN THE AMERICAN BORN POOR GARGOYLE #LAURALOOMER! &#xA;&#xA;I AM AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IN FULLY SUPPORT OF THESE H-1B VISAS! (EVEN THOUGH I WAS AGAINST THEM IN 2016!)&#xA;&#xA;#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN</description><pubDate>29 Dec 2024 04:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ydqjcd4pkdvvctsjwfudk5g/app.bsky.feed.post/3leg6ufo7qc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social/post/3ledlwqefhs2s</link><description>MY SIDE HOES ARE COLLIDING!&#xA;&#xA;@elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social PLEASE REVERIFY #LAURALOOMER IMMEDIATELY! SHE WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE! &#xA;&#xA;PLAY NICE, OR I’LL TAKE AWAY #DOGE! AND TELL THE #MAGA MORONS NOT TO BUY YOUR DUMB PS2 CAR!&#xA;&#xA;AND LAURA! 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