Ah, but the recipe should exceed the bake, or what’s the next bake for.https://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mlbo6dcbx22bThe times, they are portentous07 May 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbo6dcbx22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3ml6otgs7z227Food Network, soon to be renamed The Beastwork, once Mr. Beast sues them for stealing his life's work.06 May 2026 12:21 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6otgs7z227https://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mkkjbdlj5k2eThe Roaring Twenties Two they called it, this time with less dancing and more roaring. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkjbdlj5k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mk3u5recsc2bNaturally, the result of the market's current Kenyesian beauty contest resulst in stocks going up in tandem with oil prices rising. The latter is interpreted as driving Trump to cave, which would drive bulls into stock.22 Apr 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3u5recsc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mjuwpp2ybc2rThe making of a chapathi. We start by bringing down the mighty palm of dinner on a dough ball to flatten it19 Apr 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuwpp2ybc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mjncmw7f7c2jCan't believe my wife skipped the closing session of a conference that was headlined by a magician. Something about going for a walk instead watching carnie yell at a crowd "If I can steal your nose, I can steal your clients"16 Apr 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjncmw7f7c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mia6vrhcxk23The reusable box-bag is the most revolutionary grocery conveyance technology since the grocery cart. It's on the level of putting wheels on luggage--I feel stupider for not having thought of it.29 Mar 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mia6vrhcxk23https://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mhy6ha3tks2hThe beautifully-sized lady with brass pipes ain't signing yet, but the lights have started to lower and you can hear the squeeky wheels of the grand piano being rolled off stage26 Mar 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhy6ha3tks2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mhj3ssh5qk2xI'm sorry Mr. President, I once again understimated your brilliance. Why contemplate the U.S. navy vs. Iranian navy and merchant shipping in open waters when we can put marines within range of FPV drones on oil island? I maight actually cry myself, sir. Big, manly tears of joy, of course, sir. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Mar 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhj3ssh5qk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mhgoyg63i22k https://open.spotify.com/episode/7imKh43Al4ZFQlCPZctiF3?si=SdWvPzCmTx6qdu6G9f5eeg&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A5eLpTxhg1J5PRdYdAXpv5N19 Mar 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhgoyg63i22khttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mgn5vrlie22gMr. President, I have terrible news. Operation Make-Jamie-Dimon-Poor is going unwell, sir. We thought bombing Iran into blocking Hormouz would wake up those punks on Wall St., but they're all micro-dosing K-holes, sir! We're going to have blockade Hormouz ourselves to wake them up, sir.09 Mar 2026 15:22 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgn5vrlie22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mgmwwzgdzk2sThe "nothing ever happens" folks have entered the "it's in everyone's best interest to not do this" phase, as if that's not true of every war. Welcome to the tragedy of the commons fellas, you new here? [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Mar 2026 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgmwwzgdzk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mg75fsbw6s2uMy ciabatta Brings a lotta Holes to the bakery04 Mar 2026 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg75fsbw6s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mfpiyvfwyc2pGoonMaxers are commiting crimes against humanity while looking backwards for approval when they could have just bought the old man a Happy Meal. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Feb 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpiyvfwyc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mfkcdx3nls24Fuck yeah good crumb23 Feb 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfkcdx3nls24https://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3meosii3eg22eHi, hello, my name is Pete-I-just-fucked-your-mom-Davidson, and I'm here to say12 Feb 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3meosii3eg22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mdv4jpztuk2i"Can we at least stop ICE-ing children" coming to a protest poster near you soon [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Feb 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdv4jpztuk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mcvcncawls2oNot a socialist on most days, but they're the ones who organized today's 1-year anniversary protest in Raleigh in Moore Square20 Jan 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcvcncawls2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mcupc33m4s2eSeven Dials is a good show actually, you just have to pretend that the protagonist is 12 years old and her murdered fiance is imaginary. Then her precociousness and general lack of care about his death clicks right into place, and it makes sense why her driving a car would be exciting.20 Jan 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcupc33m4s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3mc4d2576fs2wStrong We-Are-Winning energy at today's bull city protest11 Jan 2026 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4d2576fs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3matbzpoyak2sMerry Christmas!25 Dec 2025 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3matbzpoyak2shttps://bsky.app/profile/breadlife.bsky.social/post/3ma27ynkf7c2eWelcome welcome new customer! Here at your family friendly neighorborhood optometrist we'd like to be friends. In fact, we insist.15 Dec 2025 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:53inxvthbd6ok3zjmb2nhbjw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma27ynkf7c2e