Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator. Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.https://bsky.app/profile/rockshrimp.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/rockshrimp.bsky.social/post/3mlzzglzyrk2dMy money is on the people who climb greased street poles and have a history of taking out robots. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:56oe4lt3sbgdhpbbf6bntsxa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzzglzyrk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/rockshrimp.bsky.social/post/3mlzqt7xy222q*gestures broadly at the world* [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 06:38 +0000at://did:plc:56oe4lt3sbgdhpbbf6bntsxa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzqt7xy222qhttps://bsky.app/profile/rockshrimp.bsky.social/post/3mlzmsqgt5k2nThis is why god invented the asterisk key and the ability to reply to yourself. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 05:26 +0000at://did:plc:56oe4lt3sbgdhpbbf6bntsxa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzmsqgt5k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/rockshrimp.bsky.social/post/3mlzigxngjk2xHi quick question can I go back to being like 27 and drink at a concert for the rest of time?17 May 2026 04:08 +0000at://did:plc:56oe4lt3sbgdhpbbf6bntsxa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzigxngjk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/rockshrimp.bsky.social/post/3mlze7bxqls2vPS humanity is doomed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:56oe4lt3sbgdhpbbf6bntsxa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlze7bxqls2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/rockshrimp.bsky.social/post/3mlzd373b6c2vEavesdropping on the conversations of 20somethings on the train at 10:30 on a Saturday night is my favorite sitcom.17 May 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:56oe4lt3sbgdhpbbf6bntsxa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzd373b6c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/rockshrimp.bsky.social/post/3mlyfkpvrtc2vAnd they’re also historically inaccurate [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:56oe4lt3sbgdhpbbf6bntsxa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyfkpvrtc2v