Toronto, Berlin, and FMTY Audreystjames@proton.mehttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mv2cqysxxk2y😇09 Sep 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2cqysxxk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mtzpfwuws226Cheese plates for book club. Note the lactaid platter.27 Aug 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzpfwuws226https://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mtsbt77rec2kAnd some nights I do sexy things like scan all my recipes from 2023 into my accounting software24 Aug 2026 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsbt77rec2khttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mtnbk5oto22eAre you free for a date tonight? No, I’m trapped.22 Aug 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtnbk5oto22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mtifd3kxek2xI’m not allowed to watch Ted Lasso and answer my work phone because then I say things like “hot diddly dang dog! That sounds like fun!”20 Aug 2026 04:19 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtifd3kxek2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mtdjqalymk2vAnyone else get a little 💔 when a date has to cancel? Trying to remember to have boundaries but dang I get so excited.18 Aug 2026 05:54 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdjqalymk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3msch4yeg2c2cAnd of course, right when my makeup is perfect before a date, does it suddenly hit me how devastatingly sad the lyrics to “Fast Car” are05 Aug 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msch4yeg2c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mr4rjcoe7k2lAny other gym rats getting resentful of their main protein foods? I may cry if I see another bowl of Greek yogurt.21 Jul 2026 02:34 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4rjcoe7k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mqaqmoibsc2iI bought white tank top with high aspirations. It lasted less than a day. Are you not supposed to eat or drink or do anything in them?! They should come with more thorough instructions.09 Jul 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqaqmoibsc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mpa4t34tr22f🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ always and forever26 Jun 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpa4t34tr22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mp3a2dfa2k2q“Why is it so hard to have fun in this city??” My brother in heaven, I have simply asked you what time, length of date, and location.25 Jun 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp3a2dfa2k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mo4ye3ycdc25Au contexte13 Jun 2026 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4ye3ycdc25https://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mnvaiuwe2c2eThe view from Malaparte is always gorgeous.09 Jun 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnvaiuwe2c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mn4jsxeu7s2vA lover brought me this candle all the way from San Francisco. I totally fell in love with it and am slightly devastated I’ve used it up already.31 May 2026 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn4jsxeu7s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mmmkkbd4qk2aBending over very carefully to prevent the dild*s from falling out of my extremely full bag in front of everyone else waiting for the elevator.24 May 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmkkbd4qk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mm6etsl4z22qI would LOVE to include this corset in my upcoming shoot. Would happily offer a custom photo in it if someone gifted it to me. 💚 https://throne.com/audreystjames/item/8a9b5781-1a70-4d7f-9955-75d79a6fd065 Check out this item on my Throne!19 May 2026 02:47 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm6etsl4z22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mm3e6fevhk2nA moment in one of my favourite hotels.17 May 2026 21:57 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3e6fevhk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mlezbedgzc2wThe only time I’m in sub space is when I’m taking a martial arts class09 May 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlezbedgzc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mlez56ixxc2wLove a Friday night gym session…just us gym nerds here09 May 2026 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlez56ixxc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mlch5d5dlc23Noooooo she outed him without his consent…but…such a funny reason #hacks #hacksseason508 May 2026 00:14 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlch5d5dlc23https://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mlch3qypwc23Oh-ha! Hilarious twist #hacks #season508 May 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlch3qypwc23https://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mlcfnxpjt223So far the representation on Hacks is really wholesome. Fingers crossed it stays good and doesn’t make me sad like shows normally do 🤞07 May 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcfnxpjt223https://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mlbgnx7fqs2iFor if you love hot nerd girls with fountain pen ink all over their hands07 May 2026 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbgnx7fqs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3ml2adqiois2zSpring is fresh skin, unearthed and shining towards the sun.04 May 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2adqiois2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/audreystjames.bsky.social/post/3mkxlih7rfs2kThese are chestnut crushing clogs, made for the innocent purpose of shelling chestnuts in 19th C France. However, I have definitely had lovers who would like me to wear these for different purposes. 👠🥜03 May 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:573ntowwg5dtgpybcuj2s3l4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxlih7rfs2k