Silly video maker and dynasty analyst for Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life.https://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mmfnsx3vbk2aWhere Tucker Kraft ranked in a few key stats last season (among TEs, among all pass-catchers): Yards Per Target: 2nd, 5th Yards Per Reception: 1st, 7th Yards After Catch Per Reception: 1st, 2nd Broken Tackle Rate: 1st, 4th Passer Rating When Targeted: 2nd, 2nd https://www.fantasylife.com/articles/dynasty/dynasty-fantasy-football-notebook-injury-updates-for-george-kittle-tucker-kraft-and-more22 May 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmfnsx3vbk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mmdbh625fc23Am I nearly 40? Yes. Am I also spending my night at an emo concert throwing my neck out head banging? PROBABLY.21 May 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmdbh625fc23https://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mmbxzt7qt22sTaxi squads are like a box of chocolates: You never know which one you’re going to bite into and be like “Oh sh*t that’s surprisingly good. Hell yeah. What is that, nougat … ?” https://www.fantasylife.com/articles/dynasty/taxi-squad-stashes-for-dynasty-fantasy-football-bryce-lance20 May 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbxzt7qt22shttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mmagnxufa22wThe internet was better when it was just AOL chat rooms and terrible Geocities pages.19 May 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmagnxufa22whttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mm5z7rh4es2sDynasty question: In a Superflex league, would you rather have Aaron Rodgers or unstoppable diarrhea?18 May 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5z7rh4es2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mm52taxjhs2vY’all got any of those upbeat/happy songs for a bummer Monday (a bumday, as it were)?18 May 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm52taxjhs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlstdnmygk2hDestroy the algorithms! [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlstdnmygk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlr7ham3q22mTell me a song you really like and I’ll tell you THREE you just might love. GO!13 May 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr7ham3q22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlqj7zn54c2hMy point is that the NFL schedule release does not need to be a weeks-long “event.” We don’t need a teaser trailer. It’s not a hostage negotiation. Just release it all at once, whenever that might be. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqj7zn54c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlowdnixjk2lEvery single person who encounters him out in the wild needs to call him a moron and a loser to his face. Without exception. I don’t know why this isn’t already the standard.12 May 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlowdnixjk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlnypxtk6c2bHey NFL, it’s a fucking schedule, not an Avengers movie. Just post the damn thing.12 May 2026 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnypxtk6c2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlml5swdr22hAlanis Mostissette [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlml5swdr22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlm6dzgwok2pThere’s a couple spots left in my Eliminator. Join me? [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm6dzgwok2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlljhpe65c2jI have temporarily moved him up to Dynasty TE1. I'll let you know where he falls in the ranks after I've traded him to my leaguemates. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlljhpe65c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlliqx6rmc2xKC Concepcion: fantasy football fungus (complimentary). https://www.fantasylife.com/articles/dynasty/dynasty-superflex-rookie-mock-draft-3-round-dezhaun-stribling11 May 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlliqx6rmc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlejpsc72c2qFuck [dramatic pause] YESSSSSSSSS [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlejpsc72c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mleajszfak2wIf I posted about every horrible, hateful, bigoted, sexist, racist, intentionally cruel, insanely disrespectful, and straight up evil thing he does, I wouldn’t have time to eat or sleep. It really is that bad.08 May 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleajszfak2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mle2xaqs4c2lVirginia VOTED for this redrawn map. Virginians were just told their votes don’t matter by their Supreme Court. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle2xaqs4c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaketrowbridge.bsky.social/post/3mlcrrycvdk2dI have no shame about this. Honestly full of bangers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:5ayqimah4xz23tgojs2352ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcrrycvdk2d