Remarkable | Adaptable | Approachable | Malloyable 📖 Story Teller, 😛 Goofball, 📊 Professional Improver. Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006https://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mvlabxnz7s2iOn the huge list of things that have gotten worse in the last few years - shipping/tracking estimates. I bought something online and the tracking says both that it hasn't shipped yet but also they are confident it will arrive today.15 Sep 2026 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlabxnz7s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mvgtkjlv7k2nDario Amodei saying the government should impose regulations on him has real "bro hold me back bro" when the guy clearly isn't a fighter guy energy.14 Sep 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgtkjlv7k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mumprdv6es2uToday I suggested we do a hotfix code deployment not on a Friday and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.03 Sep 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumprdv6es2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mul5ew4j6s2yIt's too bad Twitter is dead because I've got some unhinged political takes that I don't feel right posting here.03 Sep 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul5ew4j6s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mukv7dijns2aWho will be the first person on the Right to come out against LLM generated images because they misunderstood "democratization of art"02 Sep 2026 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukv7dijns2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mujtro66j22aOne of the continuously baffling things is how badly people understand Star Trek.02 Sep 2026 11:35 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujtro66j22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3muia44znuk2eCursed phrase of the day: Artisanal Farm-To-Table LLMs01 Sep 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muia44znuk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mui7ybcrcc2eLanterns is good and it does a much better job than other properties in the Gunniverse at hiding the fact that it's an irreverent ensemble piece featuring a character with daddy issues, a wacky little guy side kick, and you know the rest.01 Sep 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mui7ybcrcc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mu66rtlbw22aOne time I made an Ea-nāṣir joke to my sister who works in the logistics of copper mining and sales and she didn't get the joke. I was so disappointed.28 Aug 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu66rtlbw22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mttebe4d2s2lWrestlingsky, has anyone ever done a wrestling at sea match? I'm thinking a full sailing galleon. Replace the railings with ropes. Climb up into the mast for a nasty flying take down.24 Aug 2026 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttebe4d2s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mttaistt7s2gAnyone else remember the early 2000s trend of miniature magnetic board games that you could play on the go?24 Aug 2026 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttaistt7s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mtpcxkfk5c2kHow many Property Brothers are there?22 Aug 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpcxkfk5c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mtn5wfplls23Just saw Spiderman22 Aug 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtn5wfplls23https://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mtjr4dfxek2eOops. One joke and now I'm unironically listening to ska again.20 Aug 2026 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjr4dfxek2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mtjqnclqxs2eRemember to take time and introduce your kids to ska. If you don't, someone else might. They should learn about it at home first.20 Aug 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjqnclqxs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mtj3efyrgs2kFire. That's my recommendation. A flame thrower.20 Aug 2026 10:53 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtj3efyrgs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mt2jjb7qrs2jHi, I'm Pokemon Go [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2jjb7qrs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3msim3js5as2vThere are a lot of specifically Philly themed restaurants in South Carolina. What's up with that?07 Aug 2026 12:54 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3msim3js5as2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3msbd5x4qqk2cCan't spell Succubas without SCUBA04 Aug 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbd5x4qqk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mrzt4l4yns2rThis week I heard a college student on a train say "uh yeah I'm pro AI the way I'm pro electricity."01 Aug 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzt4l4yns2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mrzrpgtip22rHow much are Elon or some other billionaires scrambling over each other to buy one of these 'because they're really into history'01 Aug 2026 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzrpgtip22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mryk5kpq722nI might be the only person rooting for Madame Web to make an appearance in Spiderman Brand New Day01 Aug 2026 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mryk5kpq722nhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mrrujmtbi22oOne of the problems Marvel has right now is that I'm supposed to be excited because they got up on a stage and announced a Ghost Rider movie like they haven't announced and shelved a dozen other movies. I'll be excited for a marvel announcement after Blade is released.29 Jul 2026 11:54 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrrujmtbi22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mrnma7cht22cI still can't believe they're making a movie that is basically What if The Purge but for fucking and it's a RomCom27 Jul 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnma7cht22chttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mrmzldwuqs2fThe thing about Doctor Doom is that he's Reed Richards level intellect but not Reed Richards level evil.27 Jul 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrmzldwuqs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mrlwqfqj6225This is gonna really mess with your head but it used to be the Mandala effect.27 Jul 2026 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlwqfqj6225https://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mrcq77okps2kI've recently become convinced that the secret of who Sadie Sink plays in the upcoming Spiderman movie was never supposed to be a secret. I think people didn't catch on to what the studio thought was going to be obvious or unimportant and started fighting. Then the studios started playing into it.23 Jul 2026 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrcq77okps2khttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mqsjnp6ihc2kTime is the sweetest poison.17 Jul 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsjnp6ihc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/malloyable.bsky.social/post/3mqsfku2uws2rAI Advocates: In a few years AI Agents will be doing all our jobs for us. AI:16 Jul 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:5b4aa2tpvc2joyvb4tzxrwxn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsfku2uws2r