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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>🎺 NAFO Orchestra&#xA;🎶 Article 5, but it’s jazz and black metal&#xA;🪖 Shitposting with brass &amp; strings&#xA;&#xA;We make strategically questionable music videos nobody asked for, but everyone needs.&#xA;&#xA;🎼 New videos dropping on YouTube&#xA;&#xA;http://www.youtube.com/@NAFO_orchestra</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nafo-orchestra.bsky.social</link><title>@nafo-orchestra.bsky.social - NAFO Orchestra</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nafo-orchestra.bsky.social/post/3my2jy6lm2c2b</link><description>Russian billionaire Vitaly Orlov takes a tiny Norwegian newspaper to court in London. Nothing says “I have nothing to hide” like dragging journalists through the courts.&#xA;&#xA;So let’s shine a spotlight on Mr. Orlov. 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Specially for you, Mr. Drumpf.&#xA;&#xA;Because some songs just never get old. 🐕🎶&#xA;&#xA;Enjoy. You’re welcome. 🍿&#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/00zqFWMwM0o?is=fMiEd44RRmSdHKAL</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 07:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5ctefrskd35kpacebkdocxt3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhl4t6src2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nafo-orchestra.bsky.social/post/3mus5e77y7223</link><description>🚨 ARCHIVE DISCOVERY! 🚨&#xA;&#xA;The incompetent archivist/banjo player has unearthed a forgotten gem that was supposed to be on Keep Calm and Bonk On.&#xA;Anyway, it’s Saturday night, so fuck it. 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That’s simply unfair.&#xA;He’s also a pretty decent grill master. 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