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Thank you Jarvis, thank you Pulp, thank you Glasgow</description><pubDate>08 Jun 2025 08:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr3fswwybc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lqxks6kc6s2c</link><description>My train was just 59 mins and 50 seconds late - so I don’t get full money back!! 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Like right now, to tell him I’ve been swimming. And then realising I can’t</description><pubDate>02 May 2025 17:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo7czfxa6c2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lns256tmhc2a</link><description>Someone said to me this week I am very young to lose a parent. I think in the midst of all this pain I have to recognise that no, it’s not normal, he was too young and should have had many years left. Just have to get through this day by day</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2025 10:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lns256tmhc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lnbkbqbbjc2t</link><description>Life is not 100% fun right now. Am finding reading cheery things helpful - grateful for any recs</description><pubDate>20 Apr 2025 21:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnbkbqbbjc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lm6fw43x2k2a</link><description>What is a sane time to watch The White Lotus finale?</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 21:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm6fw43x2k2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lljbrxvtsc2s</link><description>Regret not buying this second-hand book when I had the chance yesterday</description><pubDate>29 Mar 2025 12:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lljbrxvtsc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3ll5jbwmuyk27</link><description>Just walked past a group of kids smoking actual cigarettes in the park. How incredibly retro</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2025 19:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5jbwmuyk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lklpkg6h3k2i</link><description>OK so my White Lotus theory is that the opening credit illustrations show the storyline for each character. 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Have taken a parcel for a neighbour so I called it back in case it was them: nothing. They then called me back saying “who are ya? You’ve called me three times and hung up”. What?!!</description><pubDate>27 Feb 2025 19:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj6luo7ddk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lixdp4c3vs25</link><description>Haven’t been swimming outdoors for a good few months and have had every single illness going… almost like the two are linked</description><pubDate>24 Feb 2025 21:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lixdp4c3vs25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3liu2ve3wxc2w</link><description>I’m ill but I’m not sure I’m Love is Blind-watching level ill</description><pubDate>23 Feb 2025 14:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3liu2ve3wxc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lirjtyfgqs2s</link><description>Today’s Connections needs to take a long, hard look at itself</description><pubDate>22 Feb 2025 14:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lirjtyfgqs2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3li5icthilc2s</link><description>Dealing with being burgled last night while at gym. I don’t know where to start. They took so much. Glass everywhere. Police can’t find prints. Happy Valentine’s to me</description><pubDate>14 Feb 2025 15:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3li5icthilc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lhqqahwuqc2i</link><description>So on the new balance site, when you look for trainers for women it’s under “walking and hiking” but for men it’s “running”… um, why?!</description><pubDate>09 Feb 2025 13:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhqqahwuqc2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lhcqilkgok2e</link><description>Countryside scenes - sometimes getting out of London is the best</description><pubDate>03 Feb 2025 23:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5dm4lupdn4chtrh2bstr5l63/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhcqilkgok2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/laurenrt.bsky.social/post/3lguvs6wlkc2s</link><description>I’m actively looking forward to my next run after a canalside 90-min run/walk yesterday. 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