A little misfit elf who can't make toys. It led to her unfathomable abandonment by her biological parents. Thankfully , she is loved and protected by @merryandbright.bsky.social and @frostbittenginger.bsky.social #Parodyhttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3leiv5qhwi22fHey mom; so question. Where do babies come from? @merryandbright.bsky.social30 Dec 2024 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3leiv5qhwi22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3leedjexog22w" meh?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Dec 2024 10:52 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3leedjexog22whttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3leedi5zdm22w// I said something on my writer account. Just let the situation boil over and work itself out. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Dec 2024 10:51 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3leedi5zdm22whttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3leebrb5ock2wI'm adopted. Thank God!! I did not get stuck with dna of Monty. I'm a straight A+ student that doesn't commit arson.28 Dec 2024 10:20 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3leebrb5ock2whttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3leebo2liz22w@jinglefullerhouse.bsky.social Have fun in Canada28 Dec 2024 10:18 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3leebo2liz22whttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3leeb3ln2ak2wMom……. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Dec 2024 10:08 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3leeb3ln2ak2whttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3leeaf5qg7s2w@merryandbright.bsky.social : MOOOOOM. MONTY SET SOMEBODY'S HOUSE ON FIRE!!!!28 Dec 2024 09:56 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3leeaf5qg7s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3leeaclr6uc2wI promise to always be the good child.... [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Dec 2024 09:54 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3leeaclr6uc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ldh5deqcc22p https://media.tenor.com/5UZtHyjuJ8YAAAAC/sydney-smiling.gif?hh=288&ww=24416 Dec 2024 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldh5deqcc22phttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ldh3emz35s2p" A six year-old Mississippi girl is suing the makers of the Easy-Bake Oven, after her hand was stuck in the oven for more than three hours. Emergency room doctors were forced to cut the device off with a bone saw after conventional methods failed. So what I'm hearing is, you want me sued." [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Dec 2024 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldh3emz35s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ldh2ozmxi22p" that's not the point. I tried to make a teenager mutant ninja turtle action figure. The most easiest toy to make. And I made a green toaster.". Grumpy elf noises. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Dec 2024 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldh2ozmxi22phttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ldgxaaydns2p" what adult is believe in Santa? Just speaking logistics here. The kids believe in Santa. Cars? Not fun. For kids. Because they have wait until they get older." [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Dec 2024 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldgxaaydns2phttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3lddiqvuow22w" I'M NOT DUMB!!" She yelled back. The whole reason she was abandoned was the reason why he was calling her for. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Dec 2024 09:27 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lddiqvuow22whttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ldcsiztk3c2a" what kind of elf trains Pokémon? I can make anything but toys with my bare hands. I may have set a fire to the toaster , but I'm not stupid. " Jubilee squinted at Monty. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Dec 2024 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldcsiztk3c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3lda7rep34c2jShe knows how to make household appliances. Cars. Tables and chairs. But, not toys. What kind of elf can't make a toy?! https://media.tenor.com/IcQVfnJi2McAAAAC/sydney-nothappy.gif?hh=298&ww=49814 Dec 2024 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lda7rep34c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ld7e2o72tc2m"Somebody gave me fireeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" she's prancing around with a firework in her hand.13 Dec 2024 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7e2o72tc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ld6tsr4mmk2lBombastic side eye. " You just said a bad word. " JuJu hard squinted at Noelle. " You're grounded." [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Dec 2024 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld6tsr4mmk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ld6tdznofc2lSpaghetti, she has found, cannot be toasted. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Dec 2024 12:54 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld6tdznofc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ld6k76yirk2v" MOOOOOM!? IS THE TOASTER SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLAMES COMING OUT OF IT?!" @merryandbright.bsky.social13 Dec 2024 10:10 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld6k76yirk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/liltinselelf.bsky.social/post/3ld6dxlsyvs2pJuJu. Jubilee. Tiny Tinsel. Or Kiddo. She works round the clock up at The North Pole. She was abandoned by her parents as a misfit because she couldn't make toys. Luckily, @merryandbright.bsky.social was there to look after her. Penned by @kitkatsandjava.bsky.social Original character. https://media.tenor.com/F6JH_O-qoXwAAAAC/sydneysierota-echosmith.gif?hh=278&ww=49813 Dec 2024 08:18 +0000at://did:plc:5eubdjdl62vcy3n2bfet5xtj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld6dxlsyvs2p