Host and Contributor for @cfafterdark.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3muis6lcywk27Honestly why is Turek even running if he’s going to campaign on all the same policies Hinson is? He’s just wasting everyone’s time and money. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3muis6lcywk27https://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mtcqrwkzu22oSure, gas and groceries are way more expensive now than they were 2 years ago but at least we got to fire a bunch of missiles in a war we’re losing.17 Aug 2026 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcqrwkzu22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mt2kgh42n22kIowa Democrat have a spine and stand for something challenge: IMPOSSIBLE14 Aug 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2kgh42n22khttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mt2kcefcy22kShe could be campaigning on the fact that Zach Nunn is an overgrown man baby that is completely fucking up everyone’s lives and hiding from the district. Or, this I guess. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2kcefcy22khttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mq7un3jekc24Why is there only one World Cup game today? And why is it starting in the middle of the afternoon?09 Jul 2026 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7un3jekc24https://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3moo2ctsmt22f🇺🇸19 Jun 2026 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3moo2ctsmt22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mo7slnmnps2vBrunson is a stone cold killer that creates offense out of nothing. That’s the whole difference in the series. Wemby is not that guy right now.14 Jun 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo7slnmnps2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mnyd5huf7s2bThe Cubs have 5 runs in 18 innings at Coors Field against 2 of the worst starting pitchers in baseball11 Jun 2026 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnyd5huf7s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mnxsocassc2d“Hey everyone. James Dolan here. Just wanted to log on and make sure no one felt any positive feelings towards the Knicks anymore.”10 Jun 2026 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnxsocassc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mnutgakztk2cZach Lahn spending all day replying to random Twitter accounts making fun of him for living in Kansas is actually proof that it DOESN’T bother him09 Jun 2026 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnutgakztk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mnqqvkzx3k2aThat has to be the worst performance with RISP I’ve ever seen from a professional baseball team08 Jun 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnqqvkzx3k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mniy3y6pjk2sStarting a class action lawsuit for anyone who has paid money to watch the Chicago Cubs in May/June05 Jun 2026 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mniy3y6pjk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mngnpikpok22It’s over man. Craig Counsell has to go. Jed Hoyer has to go.04 Jun 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mngnpikpok22https://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mne3zli56k2eZach Lahn is probably gonna win the general but we should all at least stop and laugh at the fact that Randy Feenstra basically didn’t campaign at all and lost03 Jun 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mne3zli56k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mn5vwlyst22qCongrats to the Iowa GOP, who has narrowed down their governor primary to America’s least inspiring congressman and a racist guy who lives in Kansas. Can’t wait to see how it turns out!31 May 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn5vwlyst22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mmylj6tpw22oMilan Momcilovic will get paid roughly what the 8th pick in the NBA draft will make next year to come back to college. I’m sure this system is sustainable though.29 May 2026 12:56 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmylj6tpw22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mmuhhcinqk2o“I hate the guy I suspect with no evidence of being a fraud more than the guy who is an actual fraud.” What even is the point of reaching out to these people?27 May 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmuhhcinqk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mmhpmbdwxs2vSeems harsh until you remember that he doesn’t like Don Jr. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 May 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmhpmbdwxs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mmd4x43avk26Cubs don’t fall behind by multiple runs right away challenge: IMPOSSIBLE21 May 2026 00:09 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmd4x43avk26https://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mm5iaegns225Sure the president is openly pillaging as much tax payer money as possible and profiting off insider trading but at least a trans person isn’t allowed to play D-3 volleyball in Mississippi18 May 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5iaegns225https://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mlrul36kxk2dNoah Syndergaard’s baseball career ended basically 7 years ago. Who could have possibly needed his opinions now?14 May 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrul36kxk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3ml6yst2wm22aPerhaps the most cooked a campaign has ever been06 May 2026 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6yst2wm22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3ml5p4bmvhk2nMan oh man is this Cubs team making me feel things06 May 2026 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5p4bmvhk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mkptav7p7c2iAnyway, republicans have complete control of the government right now, everything is crazy expensive, and the number one issue they are campaigning for the mid terms on is “we need to spend $400M on a ballroom” [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkptav7p7c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mjpleiu6m22sMo Baller my king17 Apr 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpleiu6m22shttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mjk5fac4222r“Rob, you have all the momentum right now. It’s time for a tv commercial. Everyone is desperate for something other than these republican ghouls. What do you want people to know about you and your platform?” Rob Sand: uhh stealing is bad15 Apr 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjk5fac4222rhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mj5l4e3gyc2wI simply cannot express enough how stupid and hateful this shit is.10 Apr 2026 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5l4e3gyc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mge66lgow22mIt’s time to have an honest conversation about Bill Fennelly06 Mar 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mge66lgow22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mg6u4visi22sWhat world are we living in where we didn’t have a Sun Belt tournament game on this afternoon?03 Mar 2026 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:5ff3fvxtwxkk2dgrw42vjbis/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg6u4visi22shttps://bsky.app/profile/austinkeeney.bsky.social/post/3mfty4xhcac2sYou can never, ever take away the 2011 Oklahoma State game, but I can’t help but wonder how much different/delayed all the CFP + realignment would look if Ok State made the BCS championship instead of the LSU/Bama rematch. 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