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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Contractor - Camper - Chicago - Inspiration for Frankie Valli&#39;s hit  &#34;My Eyes Adored You&#34; -  Also Fuck Trump</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schmutzie.bsky.social</link><title>@schmutzie.bsky.social - Michael</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schmutzie.bsky.social/post/3mlyuvyzerk2c</link><description>Smalley takes the lead at the PGA.  He&#39;s good enough, he&#39;s smart enough, and dog gone it people like him.</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 22:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5fzy3cduilqm3d26fpg5i6my/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyuvyzerk2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schmutzie.bsky.social/post/3mlypestk6c2k</link><description>Not to be left behind, golf gets on board with the useless analytics. Scottie has only 36 degrees of hip turn, while the tour average is 37. 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Damn</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 18:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5fzy3cduilqm3d26fpg5i6my/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyh6i453s2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schmutzie.bsky.social/post/3mly4y2pzpk2r</link><description>Saturday Columbo trivia: Citizen Kane, In Cold Blood, and Columbo.</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 15:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5fzy3cduilqm3d26fpg5i6my/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly4y2pzpk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/schmutzie.bsky.social/post/3mlxu7ajlls23</link><description>In Trump&#39;s world, perception is reality. It&#39;s all about appearance, even though there&#39;s never any there there. It&#39;s always a gold leafed turd. Trump sells junk. 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