Inventor of the Dinobots. Founder of the venerable Jack-Off Nation. NOT Italian. Sober.https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3mpar4zylsc2x.27 Jun 2026 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpar4zylsc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3mexblji4h226I'm Wheeljack16 Feb 2026 05:04 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mexblji4h226https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3macf3gex2k2yupholding birthday traditions [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Dec 2025 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3macf3gex2k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lz3hvelp5k2mThe Elayne succession arc really does just grind Crossroads to a screeching halt. It's almost impressive.18 Sep 2025 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz3hvelp5k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lyiymp6lqs2xwhat the fuck dude10 Sep 2025 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyiymp6lqs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lygqyqthcc2lThe more I think about getting a Moonlight Greatsword tattoo, the more it consumes me.09 Sep 2025 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lygqyqthcc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lxstqnbnzs2mLiet stuns in new photo02 Sep 2025 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxstqnbnzs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lxfqfo4ams2tbeen keeping up at the gym27 Aug 2025 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxfqfo4ams2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lxfqcbl3ys22Loose summary of Realm of the Elderlings: [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2025 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxfqcbl3ys22https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lxdy7c7irk2jfirst thing I see when I check back in after a while, lmfao27 Aug 2025 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxdy7c7irk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3ltzekrzdzc2oI have now successfully gotten four of my coworkers into The Will of the Many, and several of them into Christopher Buehlman, be it with either Between Two Fires or The Blacktongue Thief. I really am the cultural standard-bearer at work.15 Jul 2025 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltzekrzdzc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lsced7sivs2hidk if I got added to some kind of list or something on here because I keep picking up new followers despite not being very active23 Jun 2025 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsced7sivs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lru7pviqss2nanyway I've been going to the gym or whatever18 Jun 2025 04:54 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lru7pviqss2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lru3ieblgk2nhello bsky refugee oomfs I miss you18 Jun 2025 03:38 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lru3ieblgk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lq4m2azjyc2r27 May 2025 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq4m2azjyc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lpsvtsqvpk25ope we got a few reposts so here are some that didn't make the cut [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 May 2025 05:34 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpsvtsqvpk25https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lpsurog6wk25They should invent a boyfriend for me23 May 2025 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpsurog6wk25https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lpnko5sdrc22Please stop having strong opinions about tipping y'all stress me the fuck out when you do this.21 May 2025 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpnko5sdrc22https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lpngkgnq5k22anyway you should read these. and if you've read them... consider reading them again.21 May 2025 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpngkgnq5k22https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lohkhhdkes2iHey! I had a great trip to the New England Aquarium last week and I never uploaded the pics here. So I'm gonna do that!05 May 2025 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lohkhhdkes2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lo32yadesc2dHate to say it but I'm starting to get really invasive anxiety about getting older and I think I probably gotta start talking to someone about it.01 May 2025 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo32yadesc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lnypp5x5zc25This was definitely dangerous and I'm going to control my temper in the future but I got so mad at a driver who illegally turned into me when I had the pedestrian crossing that I actually slapped their window as hard as I could. And I won't lie. It felt really, really good.30 Apr 2025 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnypp5x5zc25https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lnw6yma5vk2kspring29 Apr 2025 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnw6yma5vk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lnjewcky2k2tYou start taking whey for a week and this happens overnight.23 Apr 2025 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnjewcky2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3ln7v6hlpnk23here's my body again hope you like it20 Apr 2025 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln7v6hlpnk23https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lmsmlolq6s26welp [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Apr 2025 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmsmlolq6s26https://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lmfvwnn2ek2dThis was nuts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Apr 2025 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmfvwnn2ek2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lme4zmicbc2eIt sucks so bad that we have to lose years of our lives while we endure this shit.09 Apr 2025 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lme4zmicbc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sjwheeljack.bsky.social/post/3lmba7d2ypc26This is like objectively very good but I am still struggling with it for reasons I can't articulate.08 Apr 2025 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:5hsdxdk6ieu6ukdoqtgl3dvv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmba7d2ypc26