one of these days pretty soon they're gonna find my decapitated ass on the cold surface of the moon and then maybe this'll all have meaning http://linktr.ee/weedhitterhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.clickhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muzvb63g7s2gi have probably my first new song in 2 years coming out soon but it's in the funniest possible context. i guarantee you none of you will be able to guess what08 Sep 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzvb63g7s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muymepu7uk2d3 months on estrogen daughter who is currently stuck between being reddit trans or 4chan trans: i heard openai fucked up and accidentally achieved AGP instead me, straight up punching an ipad with a picture of my ex wife on it: who the fuck said you could leave the basement08 Sep 2026 08:33 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muymepu7uk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muyjzcct4k2ca visitor has arrived08 Sep 2026 07:50 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyjzcct4k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muxclnlzvc2vif your vape taste like yoghurt that's a Greek Bar07 Sep 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxclnlzvc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muxbrcxve22vsony for the love of god just do a power play and replace the executives at bungie while there's still time. i need marathon to last at least another year or two07 Sep 2026 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxbrcxve22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mux2wpqae22wit's really funny to me that there's a city just outside new york called newark. seems like a real hitler/himmler situation07 Sep 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux2wpqae22whttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muvkntmlcc2mtexting girl i met in a local t4t discord: yuo have the hips of a godess , who is also my sister,,, texting friend i made 2 years into transition: remember how in weird al's "albuquerque" he complains about a "hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut"? have we just always looked like that?07 Sep 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvkntmlcc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mulavqm2v22bexcited for kingdom hearts 4 to be totally unremarkable except for the inclusion of a Family Guy world03 Sep 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulavqm2v22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muidv3j4uk2gthankd01 Sep 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muidv3j4uk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mugiuxctmk23look all i know is there's 5 of em, they're all named alice, they share a two bedroom apartment, they're all constantly wearing some kind of animal ear headband, they listen to the worst music i've ever heard, are always trying to get you some new encrypted messaging app, and i buy drugs off them01 Sep 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugiuxctmk23https://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mubgg5wb7k2gwore my old demolition tee out to get my vyvanse today and unironically got an "a girl? that listens to death grips?" from a cis woman on the bus30 Aug 2026 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubgg5wb7k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muas3ijxkk25"being agp is ok if you're bisexual" is the kind of incomprehensible take on transness i would normally only expect to come from the mind of a 26 year old neet with 800+ hours in tarkov who's fishing for viral outrage in a bid to find more girls to make sniff her 2-week old panties [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muas3ijxkk25https://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3muarnzpkjc25sweetie, please, just finish your IV Bag, ok? there are anemic children in the basement who would kill for just a drop of that blood29 Aug 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muarnzpkjc25https://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mu6jcxaid22wthe funny thing to me about gta 6 is that it's absolutely a massive technical marvel, but every further detail about it beyond that preview makes it overwhelmingly apparent rockstar truly does not understand that the majority appeal of their games is their ability to function as sandboxes28 Aug 2026 23:29 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6jcxaid22whttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mu6iih6p5c2idoubled over laughing in powell's rn28 Aug 2026 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6iih6p5c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mu42qquxoc2ewe're so fucking back it's unbelievable https://youtu.be/mDaBx-qSFGM?is=CE6j2dKJU3JNOO8i28 Aug 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu42qquxoc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mu275rb27s2minsisting to people that virgil texas was the guy responsible for off-white27 Aug 2026 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu275rb27s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mu22rynzp22dseeing a lot of accounts with "seattle" or "pnw" in the bio interacting with this. 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[contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu22rynzp22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mtzze5h22k2ksorry. you had a rough couple years and now the only way to be happy again is to develop some new fetishes. i don't make the rules that's just how it works. if you get a good dice roll maybe it'll be one of the less emba- aw man. you rolled "sock slut." that's like feet but worse. i'm sorry dude27 Aug 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzze5h22k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mtwiqouzhc22i cant explain the scale of cryo archive. its unlike anything i've ever seen in a multiplayer fps, maybe even an fps in general. it is the single most complex map i have seen in Any Shooter Ever. every time i play it i find a new route i have never seen before ever. i have at least 60hrs in it alone [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwiqouzhc22https://bsky.app/profile/adamsandler.click/post/3mtwcyfn47c2cmarathon is $20 rn please buy it and play it with me25 Aug 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:5i57jes3dfmgcs773mdly7tr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwcyfn47c2c