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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>29 || They/Them || Writer || Cosplayer || Professional Unsettling Entity</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social</link><title>@m0rkl.bsky.social - 99.9% Cryptid</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3ma6weft4dc2o</link><description>I really could compile and edit my stories into an anthology pretty easily but unfortunately 75% of my brain capacity is still filled up with Stan and Ford Pines so there&#39;s really not much of a chance of it getting done.</description><pubDate>17 Dec 2025 14:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma6weft4dc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3m6sqx5tsdk2m</link><description>uouuuauugh must I always suffer from heart burn??? everytime??? I eaties???? cruel</description><pubDate>30 Nov 2025 01:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6sqx5tsdk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3m5ukh5s4jk2q</link><description>I do wonder sometimes what would have happened if I held out through The Hell Job for the paycheck, but you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ &#xA;&#xA;I&#39;ll never know. Can&#39;t change the past.</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2025 01:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5ukh5s4jk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3m563wylss22u</link><description>it&#39;s like... Born to be Eurydice, forced to play Orpheus you know?</description><pubDate>09 Nov 2025 02:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3m563wylss22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3m532ekpgrk2o</link><description>me: man why do I keep having vivid nightmares EVERY night???&#xA;also me: time for my bedtime story!!!</description><pubDate>07 Nov 2025 21:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3m532ekpgrk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3m3qn7hwig22t</link><description>I think Trevor Henderson came into my work today and I could not make myself ask him if he was who I thought but.... the knowledge that it might have been him will haunt me</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2025 00:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3qn7hwig22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3lzp4ynjjzs2n</link><description>shout out to the beautiful person who was wearing a slay the princess shirt that when I shouted a compliment about it, tried to blow a kiss at me and almost fell of their bike</description><pubDate>25 Sep 2025 23:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzp4ynjjzs2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3lxj3sttmys26</link><description>tbh I think I deserve to just be the pampered, spoiled cat of a hot, evil older lady and not this whole.... self sufficient adult thing</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2025 03:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxj3sttmys26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3lpwlpphvts2i</link><description>As someone who looooves dancing as a stim, gogo dancing is great because it&#39;s like I&#39;m getting paid to be autistic&#xA;https://to.be</description><pubDate>24 May 2025 16:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpwlpphvts2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3loachoteek2a</link><description>Hey so my apartment caught fire 🙃 &#xA;&#xA;Luckily, I wasn&#39;t home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I&#39;ve started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can&#39;t! &#xA;&#xA;Thanks!&#xA;&#xA;gofund.me/6060e745&#xA;https://gofund.me/6060e745</description><pubDate>03 May 2025 02:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5j67qdsvtre2pyrewfgvxgo5/app.bsky.feed.post/3loachoteek2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/m0rkl.bsky.social/post/3lnml5iqm7c2i</link><description>Can I just take a whole week of off everything to catch up on my podcasts? To do nothing but Sleep and take leisurely walks while I listen to my podcasts and audio book backlog? 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