I do DevOps things 👨‍💻. Canadian 🇨🇦. Toronto. Aortic dissection survivor. he/himhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mjxekuewfv2mWell, I guess we get to call the new CEO "John Apple" now. 20 Apr 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxekuewfv2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mjwqgilges2yWith the L.A. breakfast spot "Egg Slut" coming soon to Toronto, let's hope we soon get these other restaurants that I just made up: - Pizza Perv - Burger Gimp - Coffee Creep - Smoothie Goon20 Apr 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwqgilges2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mjnck3vd4z26I'm learning about crude oil quality: - light sweet crude - light sour crude - medium sweet crude - medium sour crude - heavy sweet crude - heavy sour crude But what about these I just made up: - moody crude - rude crude - dude crude - broody crude - nude crude(!?) - kind of blue crude16 Apr 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnck3vd4z26https://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mjcl6nzgpk2pI can't think of anything more disgusting than a space toilet.12 Apr 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcl6nzgpk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3miyswtglkd2qWow, another floor crossing to the Liberals?! It really makes Canadian politics super interesting! And, uh, this recent crossing seems like an odd fit… https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-mp-marilyn-gladu-crosses-floor-to-liberals-9.715616708 Apr 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyswtglkd2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3miyh6hkvi72mIt's funny how a two week delay is always the fallback position. Like always choosing rock in rock, paper scissors, but acting like it's strategic. 08 Apr 2026 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyh6hkvi72mhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3miep7lafp225This might be the end of Hello Fresh… https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2026/03/canada-wide-recall-issued-listeria-risk-popular-meal-kits/31 Mar 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3miep7lafp225https://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mhnqimnqb62rThe Afroman trial, and basically everything about it, is definitely my top favourite moment of 2026! https://apnews.com/article/afroman-police-raid-lawsuit-ohio-first-amendment-309accc1ce068620e19cfd7d0f70dae122 Mar 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhnqimnqb62rhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mhiqkiftxi2pWe bought our EV in 2025 shortly after the government rebates were paused or eliminated. And after federal consumer carbon tax was dropped as well. Our purchase felt like bad timing! But…I really wasn't expecting 2026 to be the year of a new oil war, but here we are…20 Mar 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhiqkiftxi2phttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mh6ov6ula52zWe just came back from our first road trip in our EV (Mini Countryman SE). We drove to Ottawa for the weekend. Fun! The fast charging experience was pretty good, but it's wild the number of phone apps you end up installing just for what should be a simple transaction. 16 Mar 2026 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6ov6ula52zhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mfzevle4qs2sI'm dying to know what wacky tariff-based approaches they were considering before ultimately settling on bombing and hoping for the best. 01 Mar 2026 18:34 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzevle4qs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3meoimjer2j2qThat mildly embarrassing moment when you catch yourself apologizing (out loud!) to the robot vacuum for being in its way. And then, the small rush of pride because you still value manners and politeness!12 Feb 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3meoimjer2j2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3meoaoxbw5l2qUpdate your iPhones to iOS 26.3, CVE-2026-20700 is pretty bad! https://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.com/2026/02/12/apple_ios_263/12 Feb 2026 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3meoaoxbw5l2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3megwwcd7gq2hWell, it looks like Heroku is on its way to a slow death: https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/09/heroku_freeze/09 Feb 2026 17:10 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3megwwcd7gq2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3megv2zkckr26Huh, GitHub is having issues? https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/smf24rvl67v909 Feb 2026 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3megv2zkckr26https://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3me7kmiegvw2rThe email notification was a fun reminder that I still have a Flickr account and Flickr is still, I guess, a thing! https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/flickr-discloses-potential-data-breach-exposing-users-names-emails/06 Feb 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3me7kmiegvw2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/chorrell.bsky.social/post/3mdewcaffhc2hI realize this isn't terribly important right now, but Pizza Libretto in Toronto has the best take on a Hawaiian pizza. It's an amazing combo of grilled pineapple, ham, bacon, jalapeño, and "hot maple" sauce (maple syrup, cayenne, and chili flakes). The combo of sweet and spicy is just the best!27 Jan 2026 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:5jgyv2svskbfbiix6dc4ljau/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdewcaffhc2h