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Subscribe to our FREE newsletter! ⬇️⬇️ https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/subscribehttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lo7wrimzcq2b-30-02 May 2025 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo7wrimzcq2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lo2vlvo7ca2nAnger resonated throughout the Seattle sports community Tuesday following the Mariners' ill-advised Kurt Cobain bobblehead promotion at T-Mobile Park. https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/seattle-mariners-apologize-for-inappropriate-kurt-cobain-bobblehead-day-promo30 Apr 2025 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo2vlvo7ca2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lo2jtshhcv27Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/bernie-the-brewer-arrested-for-sixth-dui-brewers-turn-to-triple-a-mascot30 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo2jtshhcv27https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lo27s6c4je2aMascot Hospitalized After Mistaking THC Gummies for Bubblegum, Dances on Dugout for 3 Innings https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/mascot-hospitalized-mistaking-thc-gummies-bubblegum-dances-dugout-3-innings30 Apr 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo27s6c4je2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnzv57cnwq24NEW: Seattle Mariners Apologize For Inappropriate Kurt Cobain Bobblehead Day Promo https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/seattle-mariners-apologize-for-inappropriate-kurt-cobain-bobblehead-day-promo30 Apr 2025 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnzv57cnwq24https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnxdqrtiai2gCiting unfair treatment, finances, and a lack of Super Bowls, the Houston Texans have seceded from the NFL and formed a competing sports league. https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/texans-secede-from-nfl29 Apr 2025 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnxdqrtiai2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnvuo6l2bt23NFL Introduces New Injury Designation for Players Who Get Shot https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/nfl-introduces-new-injury-designation-players-get-shot28 Apr 2025 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnvuo6l2bt23https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnvivugaxj23Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-of-americans-fine-with-singing-happy-birthday-instead-of-national-anthem-before-sporting-ev28 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnvivugaxj23https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnv6udvj542yGod Nails Every Pick in His Mock NFL Draft, Again https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/god-nails-every-pick-in-his-mock28 Apr 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnv6udvj542yhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnuuotpzc623NEW: Texans Secede From NFL https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/texans-secede-from-nfl28 Apr 2025 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnuuotpzc623https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnodb5yelz2aWith Pope Francis's passing, the Catholic Church is preparing for a transition that will determine its direction for the foreseeable future. The College of Cardinals will soon gather at the Vatican for a conclave to shape the Church's future. https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pope-francis-passes-away-at-88-mel-kiper-updates-papal-big-board25 Apr 2025 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnodb5yelz2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnnxjbvei32qRisers and Fallers: Draft Hopefuls Stuck In Moving Elevator https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/risers-fallers-draft-hopefuls-stuck-moving-elevator25 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnnxjbvei32qhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnnnhk2ame2aThe NFL Draft vs. The Military Draft https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/the-nfl-draft-vs-the-military-draft25 Apr 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnnnhk2ame2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnnchmrcru23NEW: Pope Francis Passes Away at 88: Mel Kiper Updates Papal Big Board https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pope-francis-passes-away-at-88-mel-kiper-updates-papal-big-board25 Apr 2025 13:13 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnnchmrcru23https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnjcdpvhdi2tLocal Man Starts Taking Workouts Seriously After Turning Hat Backward https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/local-man-starts-taking-workouts-seriously-after-turning-hat-backward23 Apr 2025 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnjcdpvhdi2thttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lniwli6zjt2zLocal Man Lost Without Need to Check Fantasy Team’s Injury Status https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/local-man-lost-without-need-to-check-fantasy-team-s-injury-status23 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lniwli6zjt2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnimjtxf332yLongtime Cavaliers fan Gary McKay exclaimed, “We won! We pulled it out!” at the conclusion of Sunday’s NBA playoff game against the Miami Heat, referring to the victorious basketball team, of which McKay is not a member. https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/we-won-man-exclaims-about-group-of-people-who-have-never-met-him23 Apr 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnimjtxf332yhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lniarsf46b24NEW: “We Won!” Man Exclaims About Group Of People Who Have Never Met Him https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/we-won-man-exclaims-about-group-of-people-who-have-never-met-him23 Apr 2025 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lniarsf46b24https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lnebfr5izn22ICYMI: Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-of-americans-fine-with-singing-happy-birthday-instead-of-national-anthem-before-sporting-ev21 Apr 2025 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnebfr5izn22https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lndvnkxiax2tMets Think This Will Be Their Best Late-Season Collapse Ever https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/mets-think-this-will-be-their-best21 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndvnkxiax2thttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lndllxal4w2q10 Memorable Pitch Interferences in MLB History https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/10-memorable-pitch-interferences21 Apr 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndllxal4w2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lndaomjgsf2aReport: Chicago White Sox Tickets Officially Only Product in America to Go Down in Price https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/report-chicago-white-sox-tickets-officially-only-product-in-america-to-go-down-in-price21 Apr 2025 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndaomjgsf2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3ln4pytmtv72tA surprising new survey finds that 76% of Americans think it would be “fine” to sing the “Happy Birthday” song instead of the customary national anthem before sporting events. https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-of-americans-fine-with-singing-happy-birthday-instead-of-national-anthem-before-sporting-ev18 Apr 2025 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4pytmtv72thttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3ln4eajbtsr24Electoral College Remains Undefeated https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/electoral-college-remains-undefeated18 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4eajbtsr24https://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3ln426x5fxq2aStudy: 97% Of Americans Call For And-1 https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/study-97-of-americans-call-for-and-118 Apr 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln426x5fxq2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3ln3oh7vp2u2aNEW: Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-of-americans-fine-with-singing-happy-birthday-instead-of-national-anthem-before-sporting-ev18 Apr 2025 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln3oh7vp2u2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lmz644xvvv2oIn Rory McIlroy’s first Masters victory Sunday, things were closer than they should’ve been, especially after he and caddy Harry Diamond snuck behind some trees, switched clothes, and pretended to be each other for a few holes. https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/rory-mcilroy-admits-he-and-caddie-harry-diamond-switched-places-for-a-bit-there-to-see-what-would-ha17 Apr 2025 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmz644xvvv2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lmxp3hjo7k2xBernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/bernie-the-brewer-arrested-for-sixth-dui-brewers-turn-to-triple-a-mascot16 Apr 2025 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxp3hjo7k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lmxddfd5pl2oPGA Tour Merges with LIV Golf, Accepts Responsibility for 9/11 https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pga-tour-merges-with-liv-golf-accepts16 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxddfd5pl2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/endofthebench.bsky.social/post/3lmwzban2gt2mLost Golf Balls Host Annual Beach Bash At 16th Hole Water Hazard https://www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/lost-golf-balls-host-annual-beach-bash-16th-hole-water-hazard16 Apr 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:5kbd6ihuiam5ebu6feoquajs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmwzban2gt2m