I invented the scroll lock key, directed the hit film Princess Mononoke and played Scotty in the original Star Trek. I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/https://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrlnpd5zek2bIf someone tries to start shit in a TF2 server, just remember that the best reply to defuse and confound a server full of people who've spent the last 19 years mentally locked at 12-years-old is, 'well, I'm worse in bed'.27 Jul 2026 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlnpd5zek2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrl6thwsns2bThat new Last Airbender is legitimately stunning26 Jul 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrl6thwsns2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrkphxvymc2rPleasing a fanbase really is Sisyphean. Game of Thrones fans hated how fast the last two seasons felt, so they slowed it right down for House of the Dragon, and now they all complain that it's too slow and boring.26 Jul 2026 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkphxvymc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mriihvsosk2vWatched the cutscenes for the Dark Ages DLC, because lord knows you couldn't pay me to go back to that game, and it's telling how god damned lost in the sauce Id have gotten with their precious lore that they figured the thrust of the story should be about doomguy's manpain. Staggering misstep25 Jul 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriihvsosk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrhxmokzl22tI don't mean to boggle your noggin, but I'm live now! Doing an art fight! Whaaaat??? twitch.tv/alastairft https://twitch.tv/alastairft25 Jul 2026 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhxmokzl22thttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrgpcnaw6s2qThe first episode of the new season of Strange New Worlds was surprisingly good. It wasn't just a mediocre rehash of a premise from a much better episode of TOS like the show usually pulls. Lots of thunderingly clunky second-screen writing, though.25 Jul 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgpcnaw6s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrfwoqn5ic2uThe thing that strikes me about Roblox as an outsider looking in who'd not dare touch it with a ten foot barge pole, is just how shitty it looks. It looks and sounds like complete garbage. Do the tools not exist for people to do a good job? Does the player base just genuinely not care about quality?24 Jul 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfwoqn5ic2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrftcj7sgc23I moaned hard when they announced that the rulebook that came with Armageddon was going to be small, softback and short instead of a hardback brick but man, I'm ready to eat my words on that one because actually being able to hold it is a godsend.24 Jul 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrftcj7sgc23https://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrfk4golsc27I'd be up for Death Stranding 3 as long as it's not just another retread of the first game's plot. On that note, I want Lou to be the main character and I want to go to the moon like the first one kept threatening to do. I want to be a moon postman gosh niblets!!!24 Jul 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfk4golsc27https://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mre3zn72vc24Still not sold on the concept of post-apocalypse Avatar but you can bet your ass I'm watching Seven Havens day one24 Jul 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mre3zn72vc24https://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrdocz6i3c2jart fight innit twitch.tv/alastairft https://twitch.tv/alastairft23 Jul 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdocz6i3c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrdhebe7fs22Someone needs to sweep through DC comics writers and ask 'what is The Flash's power?' and everyone who answers 'he can channel the speedforce' is too lost in the sauce and has to be black bagged and shipped off somewhere.23 Jul 2026 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdhebe7fs22https://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrdbgzpf3c2gA character I really like this season of HOTD is that bloke in charge of fancytown, who thinks himself a wise, stern leader but the reality is that he's just a tantrum-prone hairpin abuser.23 Jul 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdbgzpf3c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrd3idkse22iDo you think anyone ever got annoyed at a PSP game and said 'I'm PS Pissed off'23 Jul 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrd3idkse22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrbjth3yuc2dWhy oh why did He-Man bomb? I mean probably because they made a He-Man movie in 2026 tbh23 Jul 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbjth3yuc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mrbd4giwfc2fRussel Brand's political period was one of the most annoying of my life, I think. Even at 17 or 18, I could tell he was just spouting meaningless word salad and having to listen to everyone around me, a lot of whom I otherwise respected, hail him as a prophet was interminable.22 Jul 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbd4giwfc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mr7qza2igk2nYes that is rather the point22 Jul 2026 07:03 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7qza2igk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mr6nag733s2tMY LAST EVER ART FIGHT STEAM! (that's a lie but it got you to pay attention didn't it) www.twitch.tv/alastairft https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft21 Jul 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6nag733s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mr6cxdvolk27I'm torn on whether the new Spider-Man movie looks any good or not. On the plus side, homemade equipment; no more of Iron Man's hand-me-downs, brilliant. Cinematography looks more lively, too. On the other hand, the story looks both totally overstuffed and extremely thin.21 Jul 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6cxdvolk27https://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mr5x7ycojc2oAll the YouTubers I follow are sponsored by data deletion services at the moment. They don't make sense to me though, because they say they'll delete your data across the internet, and all you have to do is... give them all your data. Scam vibes.21 Jul 2026 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5x7ycojc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/alastairft.bsky.social/post/3mr46cubr722dMonday Night Art Fight!!! www.twitch.tv/alastairft https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft20 Jul 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:5kcliyleeruxfgfb7kfxvh7j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr46cubr722d