Hi, I'm Gwen, goblin/imp shortstack with a love of things large. I occasionally makes content, yell stupid things the remainder of the time, and try not to take things too seriously. Stop putting my snacks on hard-to-reach shelves.https://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3micnnc4uy22zYou're not immune to propaganda. Consume more goblin content.30 Mar 2026 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3micnnc4uy22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3mi5xmvcets2l*does this to you* [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5xmvcets2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3mhyvv6s4m22nI am a sane goblin who can be trusted with 600 pound women27 Mar 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyvv6s4m22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3meoykvc5vk2uIs it ethical to clicker train the homies to be better at video games?12 Feb 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3meoykvc5vk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3mcijokslys2nWheeee I'm birthday goblin! ... Oh god dammit I'm 38.15 Jan 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcijokslys2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3mceq54bee22hGoing through my memes folder and realizing I have a lot of hot dog related images. Sounds like a good excuse to bless my timeline with some from time to time!14 Jan 2026 09:13 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mceq54bee22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3mcch6a73jc22So like, what if weeds made slutty anime girl moans when you pulled them?13 Jan 2026 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcch6a73jc22https://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3m7kx62lmkc2t"How's your day going, Gwen?" "Uhhh, how would you define "eating leftover Wingstop with a vibrator shoved down my pants"?"09 Dec 2025 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7kx62lmkc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3m5imfiyc3c2zI could fight Goku13 Nov 2025 07:11 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5imfiyc3c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3m55jarnnqk2d"God, all my feed is is porn, what the f-" *notices I'm on my goblinposting account* "...oh."08 Nov 2025 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m55jarnnqk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3m4bey2m66s2oRemember, all because you're bigger than me doesn't mitigate my smugness. Goblins stretch for a reason.28 Oct 2025 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4bey2m66s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3m47gr5a5sc2kBeen in one of those moods where I just wanna smother someone under borderline too much green, freckled, goblin flesh.27 Oct 2025 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m47gr5a5sc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/implingwen.bsky.social/post/3lzm3w2pp222nHey. Did you all know I have a human "self sona" form? Did you also know she's got some fat schnutts on her?! Drawn by the absolutely wonderful @plapp.bsky.social24 Sep 2025 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:5l47vhusqcuhcs4bau6ufpxt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzm3w2pp222n