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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>@realitytvplease from the botched bird app</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social</link><title>@realitytvplease.bsky.social - People over Profits™</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3m2l5cdo6m22w</link><description>And when new showmances form for maximum mess&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Oct 2025 03:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2l5cdo6m22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3m2l56ali522w</link><description>“His personal trouble”…. He tried to fully cheat on his girlfriend of 7 years on national television&#xA;&#xA;He’s now paying to continue to be a professional victim&#xA;&#xA;I feel crazy that everybody is eating this up 😭☠️&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Oct 2025 03:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2l56ali522w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3m2l4sekftk2t</link><description>Not to be dramatic, but Vinny kinda gives me a dark energy…. &#xA;&#xA;Where’s Ava’s [alleged] aura-reading ability when you need it?</description><pubDate>07 Oct 2025 02:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2l4sekftk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3m2fxolzso22w</link><description>Love triangles (real or fake) are for teenagers so this thing was very lame and always obvious that Tuck’or was not happening despite people wishing it would loll&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 Oct 2025 01:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2fxolzso22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3m2dh47fxjc2y</link><description>Ya I’m not watching that Chelsie video. The comments tell me I will not find it to be a good use of my time.</description><pubDate>04 Oct 2025 01:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2dh47fxjc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3m2dgihc3jk2y</link><description>I can’t believe there’s BB26 drama like…. Enough!</description><pubDate>04 Oct 2025 01:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2dgihc3jk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lwei7p2jp22a</link><description>Reading The Unmaking of June Farrow and I need more time travelly books &#xA;&#xA;Recs pls ⬇️</description><pubDate>14 Aug 2025 13:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwei7p2jp22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lwcvdlm3sk2l</link><description>I’ve been on the bird app all season for #BB27 where everyone basically agrees on everything that’s happening, is everyone in agreement on this app about this season too? &#xA;&#xA;I only still really like Rachel and Ashley  tbh</description><pubDate>13 Aug 2025 22:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwcvdlm3sk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvox5bbptk2o</link><description>I can’t take anymore of Brittany trying to be the main character &#xA;&#xA;Who asked for this? #TheValley</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvox5bbptk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvox456kyk2o</link><description>No Jax is not still in love with Brittany pls be serious&#xA;&#xA;He’s not even capable of love #BB27</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvox456kyk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvox2tz7ps2o</link><description>and for #BB27 I’m firmly with Ashley and Rachel til the end and hoping Jimmy stays&#xA;&#xA;Everyone else is a chop after today</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvox2tz7ps2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvowkbtck22f</link><description>We literally saw cocaine on the wedding episode&#xA;&#xA;Why are we pretending it’s not common knowledge they were all doing drugs, not just Jax&#xA;&#xA;And why are we pretending production didn’t know? #TheValley</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvowkbtck22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvowh3wbys2f</link><description>Jax and Brittany are the exact same in so many ways #TheValley</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvowh3wbys2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvowfvvsbc2x</link><description>Jason’s a loser always backing Jax #TheValley</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvowfvvsbc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvowfc3y222x</link><description>Jax never refers to Cruz by name&#xA;&#xA;It’s always “my son” “our son” “my kid” &#xA;&#xA;I notice it every episode and think it’s weird #TheValley</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvowfc3y222x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvowdr5rus2x</link><description>I’m sick of hearing about and from Jax and Brittany #TheValley</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvowdr5rus2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lvow6r6hjc2i</link><description>Taking a break from the idiots in the BB27 house to watch The Valley</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 00:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvow6r6hjc2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5g6v3jvk2g</link><description>I actually thought that was a real cry when Jax’s voice cracked #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5g6v3jvk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5fookakc24</link><description>Jax deserves all the lashings, but I do think every now and then Brittany needs to reel it in— that’s the father of her child and he will see this one day #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5fookakc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5fag6p3224</link><description>lol a bunch of them used to have tongue rings&#xA;&#xA;They really were so popular but were always an eww to me #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5fag6p3224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5f7gwedc24</link><description>Nia’s so sweet but also some sort of mix of a bit uptight/missing confidence/perfectionist &#xA;&#xA;She’s always speaking for Danny to make sure he looks ok, like… love your man, but he’s grown, let him speak #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5f7gwedc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5ekoooos2d</link><description>I don’t actually think Jax cares about Brittany or Cruz&#xA;&#xA;It’s just to be controlling and manipulative because he has some sort of undiagnosed and untreated personality disorder&#xA;&#xA;I don’t think he’s just some shitty guy, like there’s actually something wrong with how he’s wired #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5ekoooos2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5edpbuxs2d</link><description>Why does Michelle not want to know Jesse’s girlfriend if she’s spending time with her daughter? #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5edpbuxs2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5e2r5e6k2d</link><description>At least Aaron is out of the picture #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5e2r5e6k2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5e23mm5c2d</link><description>These couples are so darksided #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5e23mm5c2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5dj7iids2d</link><description>Brittany is nasty too, just not in the dangerously toxic personality disorder way that Jax is #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5dj7iids2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5dhqtvnk2d</link><description>How many diseases does Jax and his no condoms spread around? Ick #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5dhqtvnk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realitytvplease.bsky.social/post/3lv5deswnok2d</link><description>Janet’s the best dressed woman on that stage, I’ll give her that #TheValley</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2025 00:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:5l65l2phgjdbjwwgnixexbrd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv5deswnok2d</guid></item></channel></rss>