Comedian, 350K on TikTok, and host of @scrolldeep.bsky.social. That’s tennis.https://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3ltm3g22pps2kfeels great being literally the very first year to pay £9K a year for uni and having a massive graduate tax (disguised as loan) draining my bank for decades which people six months older than me don't have10 Jul 2025 10:06 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltm3g22pps2khttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lthouf6brs23Delighted to say I've joined Substack where I'll be mostly writing about, let's be honest, The Simpsons https://benedicttown.substack.com/?r=5t0ptd&utm_campaign=pub-share-checklist08 Jul 2025 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lthouf6brs23https://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lt3nk6mmek2rJust been using my laptop on my lap and have to say, it’s a classic move. Feels right. Can see why it earned the name03 Jul 2025 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt3nk6mmek2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3ls7crxedo22wTwitter is a great place to see interactions so dumb you couldn’t even dream them22 Jun 2025 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls7crxedo22whttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3ls7acjmcqc2iRalph Fiennes has the greatest range of any working actor, right? Can anyone else be THAT scary and THAT funny?22 Jun 2025 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls7acjmcqc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3ls73djrfjc2iThe crazy-making thing about all of this is that there is no need for it, no demand for it, no consent from the civilian populations and, no practical use whatsoever. These people just love war!22 Jun 2025 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls73djrfjc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lrxxmj7l6s2wkitten don’t throw a blue shell at daddy19 Jun 2025 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrxxmj7l6s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lrflzcrwz22bI honestly wonder about the long term effects of people offloading all their thinking and mental workload onto AIs. Your brain is a muscle and it will be goo if you refuse to use it12 Jun 2025 09:24 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrflzcrwz22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lrbnmfu6yk2kThere’s actually very few words that Americans use that British people don’t know, but every single one of them is used by Wordle10 Jun 2025 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrbnmfu6yk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lr6e2dsyek2hThe wildest part of this is Onion story is that it was published in 2013 lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Jun 2025 12:13 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr6e2dsyek2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lqu6e5ro5c2othis is so fun. I'm afraid I need them to make this now https://youtu.be/s3jZElSirQA?si=bd1EWPSI2NUhl6eM05 Jun 2025 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqu6e5ro5c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lqsibwc5hc23Look I know it’s been said but it’s so on the nose that they’re called ICE. If a YA novel did that we’d all roll our eyes and yet here we are04 Jun 2025 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqsibwc5hc23https://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lqnuc53aoc2uWe’re very rapidly gonna have to deal with people who have cameras built into their glasses that are filming you without telling you02 Jun 2025 22:48 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqnuc53aoc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lqaekm33o22sheads up that if you do this, I will simply never remember my password again28 May 2025 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqaekm33o22shttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lq37otkuqk2zWait I know this one [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 May 2025 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq37otkuqk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lpzq36h4ns2oNever clocked ‘An Ethanol Picture’ until now [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 May 2025 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpzq36h4ns2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lpyked672k2wAs someone who used to get South West Trains to school for years, and then (after it was renamed) get South Western Railway to work for years, I cannot tell you how happy I am to dance on its useless grave now that it’s nationalised. My least favourite company ever. May they cancel trains in hell25 May 2025 11:24 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpyked672k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lprddqelgs2gI came up with a phrase on Scroll Deep today that might be the best line I’ll ever say22 May 2025 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lprddqelgs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lpotm6p6p22bCan anyone confirm this? [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 May 2025 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpotm6p6p22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lpbjvsatdk2qI NEED this vest [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2025 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpbjvsatdk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lp2ld7sobs2sI couldn't help myself and read an article from one of those right wing outrage comic book websites and this bit really cracked me up:13 May 2025 13:22 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp2ld7sobs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3lot4zao6lk27On the train. Young girl across from is explaining to her younger sister what 9/11 is (already interesting) and her mum just interjected to tell her ‘it was 2011, not 2001, that’s why it’s called 9/11’10 May 2025 14:17 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lot4zao6lk27https://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3loqbtxowds2xAndor Ep 8 is so good it’s insane09 May 2025 11:06 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3loqbtxowds2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3looi4bgpac2s[lenny kravitz voice] american pope!08 May 2025 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3looi4bgpac2shttps://bsky.app/profile/benedicttown.bsky.social/post/3loohkpho7c2jchicagope08 May 2025 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:5leyb6bzd5rmyqivt56plpbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3loohkpho7c2j