Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: https://tinyurl.com/mr359zmu Enjoyer of @biskercrispy.bsky.social’s Elevator Buttonshttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mzigeqn3ps2xFIVE GUYS IS FIVE NON-GESTATING NOW!04 Nov 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzigeqn3ps2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3myhbfpc6j22wY’all ever see something strange in a post and keep scrolling? #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵22 Oct 2026 08:42 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhbfpc6j22whttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mxpws7wzms2bBot less Internet is not half bad. Thank you, Zel13 Oct 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpws7wzms2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mxpcciapxk25My Online American friend “Joe Smith” haven’t replied to my questions about Maga in 48 hours. What happened?12 Oct 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpcciapxk25https://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mxcebzfg522ounfortunately an absolute banger [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Oct 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxcebzfg522ohttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mwyb6bx2u22lLmfao, I am definitely voting republican, baby! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑03 Oct 2026 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyb6bx2u22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mwwrtry4cs2zBritish friend: I got a flat recently. Me: Did you change it yourself? Bf: change what? I bought a flat. Me: we pay to get rid of flats. Bf: why am I listed as “Bf” in this post? I told you I am not your boyfriend and we’re not dating! Me: fine I will change it Jerkface: thanks03 Oct 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwrtry4cs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mw3vc75suc2w22 Sep 2026 09:15 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3vc75suc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mvsqqceifc2nWhy would I ever need a barcode on how to follow me on bluesky!?18 Sep 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsqqceifc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mt7ldwqhx22w16 Aug 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7ldwqhx22whttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mt5yo7amnc2fHELL ANSWERS TO ME…FOR I AM…DOOM!! CHILLS STRAIGHT UP CHILLS!!! Cannot wait!!!!!16 Aug 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5yo7amnc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mt4x2zrqe222idk15 Aug 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4x2zrqe222https://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mljeqgqlqs2mOne of my favorite online interactions 😂💀10 May 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljeqgqlqs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mkggyxfo4s27Ballroom!26 Apr 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkggyxfo4s27https://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mjdgbdpvm22fIRS is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon! somebody bring this to the attention of Trump.12 Apr 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdgbdpvm22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mixvkthsrc2nyesterday, it really was TACO Tuesday08 Apr 2026 08:42 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixvkthsrc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mixuwy2xfk2nArt of the deal is the friends we make along the way.08 Apr 2026 08:31 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixuwy2xfk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3miqz7k34q22kIt is very real lmao05 Apr 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqz7k34q22khttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3miqz6dswvk2kPraise be to Allah on Easter morning. Lmao can’t wait for Christians to spin this.05 Apr 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqz6dswvk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mhxh3c6mg22gPeople who voted for this just cannot wait to come to work right after getting covid.26 Mar 2026 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxh3c6mg22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mhluho6g6c2u“Alexa, whats the temperature in the house?” “Mouse doesn’t support that.”21 Mar 2026 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhluho6g6c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mgn4qr6eg22iYou’re depressed while Donna Kelce is in middle of home renovation? You sick f*ck09 Mar 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgn4qr6eg22i