Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: https://tinyurl.com/mr359zmu Enjoyer of @biskercrispy.bsky.social’s Elevator Buttonshttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mljeqgqlqs2mOne of my favorite online interactions 😂💀10 May 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljeqgqlqs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mkggyxfo4s27Ballroom!26 Apr 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkggyxfo4s27https://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mjdgbdpvm22fIRS is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon! somebody bring this to the attention of Trump.12 Apr 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdgbdpvm22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mixvkthsrc2nyesterday, it really was TACO Tuesday08 Apr 2026 08:42 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixvkthsrc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mixuwy2xfk2nArt of the deal is the friends we make along the way.08 Apr 2026 08:31 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixuwy2xfk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3miqz7k34q22kIt is very real lmao05 Apr 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqz7k34q22khttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3miqz6dswvk2kPraise be to Allah on Easter morning. Lmao can’t wait for Christians to spin this.05 Apr 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqz6dswvk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mhxh3c6mg22gPeople who voted for this just cannot wait to come to work right after getting covid.26 Mar 2026 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxh3c6mg22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mhluho6g6c2u“Alexa, whats the temperature in the house?” “Mouse doesn’t support that.”21 Mar 2026 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhluho6g6c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mgn4qr6eg22iYou’re depressed while Donna Kelce is in middle of home renovation? You sick f*ck09 Mar 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgn4qr6eg22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mg4ik3p37k26*People dying in middle east* American media: “This will impact gas prices 😔😢”03 Mar 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4ik3p37k26https://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mfwfw56vxs2lHe warned everyone but no one was listening.28 Feb 2026 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfwfw56vxs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mfw2fb2y3s2iDamnit Obama!28 Feb 2026 10:48 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfw2fb2y3s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mfvywvo37k2jThis script is so overused at this point. Republican War Party!28 Feb 2026 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfvywvo37k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mfvym452yk2jAnti War President is Antiwaring, everyone! Fantastic job!28 Feb 2026 10:16 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfvym452yk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3memwcu2n3s2yNo, God. Wrong guy!12 Feb 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3memwcu2n3s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mehqholgbs2iseriously are groceries cheap yet?10 Feb 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehqholgbs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3mehqghtli22iAny day now…10 Feb 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehqghtli22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/iamburtjarvis.bsky.social/post/3meezybkkrk2sI am ready to be sent to a retirement home asap.08 Feb 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:5m22ltwpvbbpidf3tvajuvfk/app.bsky.feed.post/3meezybkkrk2s