@lucifur666.bsky.social - Lucifer

07 Jun 2025 19:54 +0000

Need for Speed 2016 is still satan tier

01 Dec 2024 22:44 +0000

Every time you repost a demon gets its wings! #devil #lucifur #morningstar

06 Dec 2024 02:05 +0000

I stopped promoting sin a while back, y’all just love that shit so much it’s like a vacation for me

05 Dec 2024 19:10 +0000

I was planning on ridding the planet of your vile species, but you have shared your plushies. For that, I will spare you…and keep the green one.

05 Dec 2024 07:38 +0000

🛸 Hate to break it to you, but those “drones” are my demons stretching their wings 🪽 #nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit

05 Dec 2024 04:07 +0000

Fell from Heaven ages ago, and somehow the rock bottom just keeps getting lower. Who designed this? Oh wait, it was me.

04 Dec 2024 19:02 +0000

They say no rest for the wicked…it’s because Hell runs on espresso shots.

03 Dec 2024 18:45 +0000

If you’re scared of death, just remember: Life’s the one that’s been kicking you around like an unpaid intern.

03 Dec 2024 06:48 +0000

“Love thy neighbor” Plot twist: Your neighbor’s probably me. #jokes

03 Dec 2024 06:45 +0000

God has angels..I’ve got terabyte download speeds and free will. Let’s see who wins this round. #thedevilwon

03 Dec 2024 05:28 +0000

Are you actually working harder than me? #selfreflection #motivation #workhardnotsmart

03 Dec 2024 05:10 +0000

Literally.

03 Dec 2024 05:07 +0000

#Siri play my torture playlist

03 Dec 2024 04:58 +0000

Monsters are real and they ARE under your bed. I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3

03 Dec 2024 04:46 +0000

Racism’s inefficient—hate everyone, it’s way more effective.

03 Dec 2024 02:58 +0000

“It can’t get worse.” Watch me.

02 Dec 2024 18:21 +0000

Know your worth—because while you’re worthless to me, someone out there might think you’re a total treasure. #devil #lucifur #evil #motivation

02 Dec 2024 06:21 +0000

I’m the “Bad Guy” even though I punish the eternally wicked?! This is starting to sound like a conspiracy..

02 Dec 2024 05:56 +0000

I will send follower 666 a DM

02 Dec 2024 05:20 +0000

500 souls harvested. 🪽I truly can’t thank you all enough!

02 Dec 2024 04:24 +0000

I’m not evil guys..

02 Dec 2024 04:22 +0000

God didn’t help you pass that test or get that job. You did.

02 Dec 2024 03:22 +0000

I thank each and every one of the 200 souls that I’ve harvested. Thank you for following.

02 Dec 2024 02:27 +0000

If there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, maybe the real question is: why make the journey harder than it has to be? #hesgotapoint #areallygoodpoint

02 Dec 2024 02:20 +0000

I didn’t make you do it… you’re just an asshole. #stoptheblame

01 Dec 2024 23:55 +0000

Looking for my #moots 🪽AMONG US 🪽The Sims 🪽soul collecting 🪽underworld memes 🪽Highway to Hell 🌶️ Spicy foods #devil #lucifur #amongus #sims4 #god #satan #morningstar #follow

01 Dec 2024 22:59 +0000

If you think friendship lasts forever, remember I used to be God’s bff..

01 Dec 2024 22:51 +0000

God: Let there be light. Me: Dim it a bit; I’m trying to set the mood.