Astrologer, chef, twitch streamer and reality TV obsessed Sagittarius 🏳️‍🌈 twitch.tv/astrologychefhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3m3fhqlnzbc2fAny good astrology for eloping in 2026??17 Oct 2025 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3fhqlnzbc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lzuefp7mbs2uLiterally cannot wait to move back to my Venus line (in four days!!!!)28 Sep 2025 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzuefp7mbs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lzn2l7lkkc2mNeed every witch out here to send me all the good vibes to win a literal COURT CASE (in small claims) against my evil landlord tomorrow25 Sep 2025 03:55 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzn2l7lkkc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lzlt6wzu3223I feel so out of control right now everything is going so wrong and I just need ANY FUCKING WIN!!!!!!! Fuck eclipse season fuck nodes square my sun/rising fuck Saturn rx in Pisces back in my 10H24 Sep 2025 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzlt6wzu3223https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lzlo5xdtx223Trying to find housing while the south node transits your 4th house is DARK SIDED24 Sep 2025 14:40 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzlo5xdtx223https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lz54tfr3ms27Nothing says “you’ve been served” like Mercury moving into Libra huh18 Sep 2025 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz54tfr3ms27https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lyzvey5stk2lMy dentist is my 1st house Uranus transit (she’s a Gemini)17 Sep 2025 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyzvey5stk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lxxtd6vdds23NO SATURN YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK INTO PISCES WTF03 Sep 2025 23:54 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxxtd6vdds23https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lxq4lkm2ms2rBeen so focused on Uranus on my ascendant but forgot it will literally oppose my sun and square my moon before that………31 Aug 2025 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxq4lkm2ms2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lxigtuq3z22aDeciding I only need to flirt and crush on Aries placements because they’re the only ones who don’t run away scared28 Aug 2025 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxigtuq3z22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lx4dzjvlgk2dHey so what did they put in this new moon cause vibes are so rancid24 Aug 2025 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx4dzjvlgk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lwwgm3fm4k2kTold my work crush I have a crush on them. They asked why. I tell them why. They politely decline 🥲 lol21 Aug 2025 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwwgm3fm4k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lwr6kwulec2iSHOUT OUT TO THESE TRANSITS RN ACTUALLY CANCER TRANSITS HAVE NEVER DONE ME WRONG ACTUALLY I LOVE YOU CANCER MOON OKAY THANK YOU MOMMY TRANSITS19 Aug 2025 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwr6kwulec2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lvdmegbed22fCan a financial astrologer tell me what to do while both Venus and Jupiter are in Cancer in my 2nd house??01 Aug 2025 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvdmegbed22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lvbel5nsb223Am I going to have a consistent sleep schedule while Uranus is in my 1st house? TBD!!!!!31 Jul 2025 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvbel5nsb223https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3ltsjgls2bc2fCorporate America is doing great y’all (I work at a grocery store)12 Jul 2025 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltsjgls2bc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lrvcj42gxc2lWow I forgot how much angular Mars transits SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!18 Jun 2025 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrvcj42gxc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lrthgnxkpk2zWondering why everyone is being nitpicky assholes today and I realized Mars just moved into Virgo17 Jun 2025 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrthgnxkpk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lqqorxqvgk23MOON IN MY 4TH HOUSE RN AND MIGHT HAVE FOUND A NEW HOUSE TO MOVE INTO THAT IS CHEAPER AND BETTER THAN MY CURRENT HOUSE AND CLOSER TO WOOOOORK OMG PLEASE MANIFEST EVERYONE SORRY FOR YELLING!!!!!!04 Jun 2025 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqqorxqvgk23https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lpwcg3fw722bY’all wtf is gonna happen when Uranus enters my first house I cannot even process24 May 2025 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpwcg3fw722bhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lprp4gjx7k25My most annoying employee has a Pisces moon just like me 😭 and our suns are opposite and she has mars conjunct my sun. So yeah no surprise I can’t stand her annoying ass22 May 2025 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lprp4gjx7k25https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lpjlsuvzmc2rThe way Jupiter isn’t even in my 2nd house yet but I am somehow unintentionally accumulating so many bills that I genuinely won’t know how to pay once that transit hits hahahahaha19 May 2025 12:40 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpjlsuvzmc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lphxitr63k2aI think the stupidest anyone is in their life is at the age of 1918 May 2025 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lphxitr63k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lntjxbqg7s2hTried a new hobby today on this Taurus new moon 🥰28 Apr 2025 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lntjxbqg7s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lmk3u6qhtc2uSaw a young raccoon outside this morning pretty close to my driveway and as soon as it saw me it literally SCREAMED and ran away 😂😂🥲🥲11 Apr 2025 13:12 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmk3u6qhtc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3lm3rv5lfbc22IT’S 75° AND SUNNY AND I FEEL ALIVE05 Apr 2025 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm3rv5lfbc22https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3llywd2sm7k22Had a facial yesterday for the first time ever and finally learned that dark under eye circles are GENETIC. Meanwhile my mother made it a point to criticize them and it’s probably her or my dad’s fault I even have them!!04 Apr 2025 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3llywd2sm7k22https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3llwbqltnzs22Trump even putting tariffs on the UK is giving the stupidest uno reverse of all time03 Apr 2025 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3llwbqltnzs22https://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3llqpwbrjjc2fShe just started an “intuitive healing” instagram account and is offering sessions?????? [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Apr 2025 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3llqpwbrjjc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/astrologychef.bsky.social/post/3llhrdgfplc2cI love buying weed while at work28 Mar 2025 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:5pcnsetivbfhm4pgbjurahbf/app.bsky.feed.post/3llhrdgfplc2c