Poorly written biohttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kyu7t6gaox27Be happy, despite the murk04 Aug 2024 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kyu7t6gaox27https://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kyn5vycmu72cTruest of heart are those that grow trees with an understanding that they will never enjoy the trees shade01 Aug 2024 06:03 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kyn5vycmu72chttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kymrqx7gvc2xIm only here rn bc Elon suspended me for bullying people that make rape jokes01 Aug 2024 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kymrqx7gvc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kyleq34t4c2wOk but, why tho31 Jul 2024 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kyleq34t4c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kdb73afz2b2qSo After many years of observation Ive deduced the following Facebook: is for crybabies Twitter: is for assholes Instagram: is for wannabes Snapchat: is for the promiscuous And now BlueSky: a place for people that have figured the rest out too03 Nov 2023 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdb73afz2b2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kd5nteodyq2bElon thinking hes making something unique is amusing to me because of this This is a ford rhino An armoured car thats big enough to be an apc At full price it comes with an ak47 or something Elons little truck is half to a third of its size Meaning rhinos will drive over it with ease01 Nov 2023 08:16 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd5nteodyq2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kd3by25imi2rChristianity is pretty fkd up if you think about how often their 50-80 year old men think about young girls With the disguise of criticism Its sickening There is no other reason for why an old man will think of a little girls womb outside jealousy and pedophilia31 Oct 2023 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd3by25imi2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kd3uqbwytn22Yknow When old people told me not to judge a book by its cover I assumed that meant everyone Turns out they meant them and them alone Such a lesson has been lost to time31 Oct 2023 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd3uqbwytn22https://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcxdal4dzc2iMeanwhile, in Australia30 Oct 2023 07:51 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcxdal4dzc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcts3ohofp2qI cant be the only one sick and tired of the perpetuation of this frankly pointless generational conflict Its like people forget that jokes made in expense of others, aren't actually jokes28 Oct 2023 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcts3ohofp2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcrc2o4upg25"down with the bloody big head" seems fitting atm27 Oct 2023 22:13 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcrc2o4upg25https://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcrbpjimgg2oIdk man I'd be pretty embarrassed too if my judges and government were that gutless too27 Oct 2023 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcrbpjimgg2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcpqy2dg3f2jAt least you tried27 Oct 2023 07:35 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcpqy2dg3f2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcpqtirhib2sThis is how gun people think the amendment works27 Oct 2023 07:33 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcpqtirhib2shttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcoofakz5d2dYou have more of a chance of dying to a fkn octopus in Australia than you do a gun Also dont touch blue ringed octopi, theyre spicy26 Oct 2023 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcoofakz5d2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kconhkcjrm2iFriendly reminder that it took a simple hate crime for my continent to burn most of its guns It didn't have that many children We simply appreciate a life more than you26 Oct 2023 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kconhkcjrm2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcmfaap7ul2j"its not women's fault men kill themselves" Spoken like a true self righteous keyboard warrior that hasnt done any homework on the topic at all [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Oct 2023 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcmfaap7ul2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcmcjyuhbj2wHumanity is a joke Preach peace but cant handle the real questions like Why are you perpetuating it by refusing to acknowledge that both sides exist Honestly words do fk all kids, grow up25 Oct 2023 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcmcjyuhbj2whttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcmbjxb5bi22Yknow When i downloaded this app i expected furries, trans people and more all of them just simply rejoicing and having fun Not this political nightmare Seriously Old people shouldn't be allowed to have access to social media outside direct messages We have a minimum age, i think we need a max too25 Oct 2023 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcmbjxb5bi22https://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kckmuswljo2a"journalists" ain't what they used to be25 Oct 2023 06:38 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kckmuswljo2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kcatit6zj72kIdk who needs to hear this today but its "and I" not "and me" In a sentence "My siblings, parents and I" Not "My siblings, parents and me"21 Oct 2023 09:10 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcatit6zj72khttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kc4dkk3w2u2nCube squared19 Oct 2023 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kc4dkk3w2u2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kby3z62ehl2uOld dudes with no profile pic be like17 Oct 2023 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kby3z62ehl2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kbwpl7r3nc2wToday my dear grandfather was lain to rest Speaking at the head of a funeral isn't easy I tip my hat to funeral planners, they deal with a lot of pain17 Oct 2023 08:34 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbwpl7r3nc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kbtctydv2s2uHey Hey you Krillin with hair16 Oct 2023 00:08 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbtctydv2s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kbrbu6faey2cToday's meme is another ive slapped together only this one us probably the only one im tempted to pay to remove the watermarks 🥴15 Oct 2023 04:45 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbrbu6faey2chttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kbqltnz5ri2oIs it just me or are the wannabe journalists of the internet turning into immoral little shits14 Oct 2023 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbqltnz5ri2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kbpldccklr2pSo many potential dead in such a crisis but what really gets me about it all is the lack of consideration for a human life On top of all the civilians at great risk right now, there are emergency crews that if they die, will be considered collateral damage Thats cause for concern too i feel 🤔14 Oct 2023 12:29 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbpldccklr2phttps://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kbp26u2b5327Made this for my discord but you can have it too14 Oct 2023 07:22 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbp26u2b5327https://bsky.app/profile/apprentice.bsky.social/post/3kbo2x2xpam2oAin't it sweet13 Oct 2023 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:5r5ounhtmfsc2optmkmjvfdh/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbo2x2xpam2o