my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3ywhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3ml5lmkluhc2kme going out in the city after work in 200806 May 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5lmkluhc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3ml5lmkluhc2kme going out in the city after work in 200806 May 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5lmkluhc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3ml4wykwej226hey guys listen it’s taco tuesday on cinco de mayo wtf wow ok anyway say hi to your moms05 May 2026 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4wykwej226https://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3ml47alrlw22rPSA: if you are MAGA i don’t want to see you going anywhere near a taco, margarita, burrito or any type of mexican food or drink today. you stay home with your hot dog and coors light and fuck off.05 May 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml47alrlw22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3ml4f6aqhzs2gi would probably wear sweatpants to the met gala05 May 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4f6aqhzs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3ml47alrlw22rPSA: if you are MAGA i don’t want to see you going anywhere near a taco, margarita, burrito or any type of mexican food or drink today. you stay home with your hot dog and coors light and fuck off.05 May 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml47alrlw22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkyfi5v5dc2h{me watching porn for the first time} omg wtf they literally just met04 May 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyfi5v5dc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkvuycanz223me tryna get the face ID on my iphone to work first thing in the morning.03 May 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvuycanz223https://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mktmdxmwv22jtoday is my little nibbler’s bday and i miss him so much. he would have been 22. still young enough to date leonardo dicaprio.02 May 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktmdxmwv22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mksz7kfqc22halvin, theodore and simon01 May 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksz7kfqc22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkses2jthc26erika kirk cameron01 May 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkses2jthc26https://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mksb6lnoss2bme: so if my grandma is a senior citizen, wouldn’t that make my son a junior citizen? pharmacist: i meant any questions about the medication..01 May 2026 13:44 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksb6lnoss2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkqxj34bbc2rsomeone on IG said why she dressed like Rhythm Aryan Nation and i died lmao01 May 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqxj34bbc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkog6exrhc2tson: mommy what’s a podcast? me: well, dear, when a group of men love their opinions very much...30 Apr 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkog6exrhc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkobaah5rk2yi purposely don’t light up a room bc i don’t want to get brutally murdered one day.29 Apr 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkobaah5rk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mknhp4zykk27the cool side of the pillow just tried to sell me drugs29 Apr 2026 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknhp4zykk27https://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkkvggwfys2pthis man shouldn’t even address his trailer home28 Apr 2026 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkvggwfys2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkklj4l2gk2bi don’t drink 8 glasses of water a day. that’s for losers. i absorb them through my skin. like a fern.28 Apr 2026 12:28 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkklj4l2gk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkiabfpypc2gmy pug has a v comfortable car seat and gets pup cups at starbucks drive throughs just like his wolf ancestors27 Apr 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiabfpypc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkfybv7x5c2oi once staged an assassination attempt on my life bc i wanted to build a larger dining room in my house so i get it, bro26 Apr 2026 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfybv7x5c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkehdl6y5s25we all know this was staged bc he’s going to address the crowd. if it was a real attempt he would have shit his pants and hid under barron’s bed for the next 2 years.26 Apr 2026 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkehdl6y5s25https://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkeh3gzutk25you know what they say about staged assassination attempts. you make an ass ass in the nation or something idk26 Apr 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkeh3gzutk25https://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkdl5snwcs2li’m not ruthless i know at least one ruth.25 Apr 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdl5snwcs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mkb65wannk22in happy news, this couple adopted a pug from a local rescue and celebrated him by doing this photo shoot.24 Apr 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkb65wannk22https://bsky.app/profile/kimmymonte.bsky.social/post/3mk7e75v7722ythis year has been the worst year of my life. i seriously don’t know what i would have done without my little potato therapist. i love you so much, my king. i know i rescued you but you truly rescued me. happy gotcha day, simon face ❤️24 Apr 2026 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7e75v7722y