Playing things that you know, in ways you've never heard them before. Ex-student radio juggernaut now in the wild. 25 years on the brink of disaster. Definitely not a robot. Archives @ mixcloud.com/theblenderonline Discord @ join.theblender.onlinehttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.onlinehttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mqfkt7dn3k23Naa na naa Naa-na na Naa naaaa? [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2026 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfkt7dn3k23https://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mpb5cxjabc26The Blender would like to remind you to open your windows from 10pm if you would like to hear the world's slowest raffle unfold in real-time. #SPORT27 Jun 2026 09:26 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpb5cxjabc26https://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mp7dyblgk22gWhile we are still not here, you should be listening to (and blaming) our radio mentor Squage Party who is going to be doing a whole 100 minutes of party tunes from 6pm at squage.com/party! We hear they will be playing some @spraypopmusic.com in the pre-show too, so join early, join often! http://squage.com/26 Jun 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7dyblgk22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mp5hh3wdfs2gYou've bombed your last bass [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jun 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp5hh3wdfs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mnijmfpsec2fDue to reasons involving everything, this is unfortunately not happening but it will do at some point, we suppose. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves until we return to ruin it all. The silence won't last. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Jun 2026 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnijmfpsec2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mn45ghfsrk2eDID WE MENTION THIS? Thought not. Tell your friends, and particularly your enemies. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 May 2026 22:54 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn45ghfsrk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mn2nyqlf3k2gDon't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.30 May 2026 08:45 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn2nyqlf3k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mn2nyqlf3k2gDon't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.30 May 2026 08:45 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn2nyqlf3k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mmxzn2kobk2pWe were there the first time it was played live (roughly 1996) and we are here now to tell you that this is *still* an incredible piece of production with an anthemic chorus which will blow your ears off at roughly 3000 miles an hour. Bravo. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 May 2026 07:36 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmxzn2kobk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mmmibntdvs2xThe truth is spoken here. Adjectives fail us. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 May 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmibntdvs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mmmi2gkjqc2xWe literally cannot describe in words - and although you'll never believe us, we are kinda qualified - how much of a musical and emotional riot this gig - nay, experience - will be. We implore you to go along yourself, as there will be nothing else like it ever again. (Unless there is another one.) [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 May 2026 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmi2gkjqc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mm5c6az2rc2pListen: We count for nothing - apart from being absolutely correct in all cases - and you should be listening to this. BBVM is the radio event of the week. (If you don't, you might end up listening to us instead. And no-one needs that, do they?) [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 May 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5c6az2rc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mm265iu5r222I can confirm that Keiron is absolutely banging on here and @hawaiiworms.bsky.social is a lovely chap. Go see them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm265iu5r222https://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mlyyc66kbc2pLook Mom No Computer didn't deserve to come last. However The Blender would like to assert that their song is a banger anyhow.16 May 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyyc66kbc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mlvnbubvmk2oHey, this isn't darkest West London! Hmm.15 May 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvnbubvmk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/theblender.online/post/3mlr5logxjk2uCan confirm - we listened to the looped, short beeping noises enough to test even our endurance. And we used to fall asleep to gabber. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:5ttnlx3ztlt7o7l7kis657qm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr5logxjk2u