Now you’re jaying with firehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mqpgqiywhk23If you own a toyota yaris you should be allowed to enter any yaris you see and drive it where you need to go15 Jul 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpgqiywhk23https://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mmxwdzy3vk22Deacon blues by steely dan is the most beautiful song about being a loser. More beautiful than loser by beck29 May 2026 06:37 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmxwdzy3vk22https://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mmkxldgkkc23At band practice last night i said offhandedly that i could probably kill someone if i had to, and the room went uncomfortably silent. I hope my retelling of this story doesn’t meet the same fate… let’s make this go viral24 May 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmkxldgkkc23https://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mmks5f6uhs23Having “the talk” with my son (there is a secret aisle in the grocery store where you can buy something called Pepsi Blanker that you can add to pepsi and it turns it a sort of grey blankish colour so nobody will know the amount of pepsi you drink is unsafe)24 May 2026 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmks5f6uhs23https://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mka3xdnfg22yIf the who made tommy in 2026 it would be about someone who is really good at resident evil 924 Apr 2026 08:23 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mka3xdnfg22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mho2dxsdqc2e(I’m about to bite a big sandwich but a dog with wings flies up and steals it out of my hands) whaaaa (the dog hovers above me and pisses on my floppy sun hat) ughhhh (I notice a table with a fallen over beaker labelled “imp dna” dripping into a bowl of half-eaten dog food below) buhhhhh???22 Mar 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mho2dxsdqc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mgprveuhq225If you take a math class in university they let you meet some of the numbers10 Mar 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgprveuhq225https://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lw7zpw3vjs2gI’m doing a “the perfect drug” style drum showboating break every band i’m in every show i don’t care if i get off-tempo one second in12 Aug 2025 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw7zpw3vjs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lopfwazq322rNew service where you send me your song and i make the intro lofi09 May 2025 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lopfwazq322rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lndud7llkc2vThe #1 comedy podcast about horses (Retail Nightmares) is back for one episode! If my fundraiser reaches its goal we’ll make another one :) @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social retailnightmares.com https://retailnightmares.com21 Apr 2025 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndud7llkc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ln4jjnz2722bIn the first episode of the castlevania netflix show the guy notices a really high ledge and then a few episodes later he comes back and double jumps onto the ledge18 Apr 2025 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4jjnz2722bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lmnhh7mpr222*curses you so your bananas go directly from green to brown*12 Apr 2025 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmnhh7mpr222https://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ll5fo7xzek2eFFS is obscenely expensive so I’m doing a fundraiser 😅 https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-jay-arner-cover-transition-costs24 Mar 2025 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5fo7xzek2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lkvi4anl2s2fI could probably catch a wild pokémon with a poké ball in real life21 Mar 2025 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkvi4anl2s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lkmm236kec2xNo i will not write “lyrics” what am i a fucking bard?? Grow up18 Mar 2025 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkmm236kec2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lkcxyfj54s2xMoon alert14 Mar 2025 06:24 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkcxyfj54s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lk3bo7ri722lIf i was an opera singer i’d wear ripped jeans n shit. Fuck the fans of traditional opera11 Mar 2025 04:56 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk3bo7ri722lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ljqknjtyl22oJust realized that in 2019 i should have asked clairo to collab on a track. Jay u goofed it again06 Mar 2025 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqknjtyl22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ljnkdiqfdk2o05 Mar 2025 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnkdiqfdk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ljcesxbbss2qUnfortunately sonic the hedgehog has gone feral and bit james marsden01 Mar 2025 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljcesxbbss2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3liyghtcwn22x🙋‍♀️ Hi, former carpenter here! Cutting towards yourself is actually really badass25 Feb 2025 08:18 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3liyghtcwn22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3liw2ydgmck2xNiche post but ROCK RADIO MIX ENGINEERS you are all BANNED from using the decapitator plugin 👩‍⚖️24 Feb 2025 09:48 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3liw2ydgmck2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lil5o36qts2jI think this is fair [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Feb 2025 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lil5o36qts2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lid7usdats2uTaking all the beauty and pain of transitioning and putting it into music will be no problem for me (wrote the song “bongo dance” with my wife)16 Feb 2025 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lid7usdats2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lhttutf67c2eDealing with everything by licking a big ativan like a horse10 Feb 2025 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhttutf67c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lhovfylcc22vThis is my son08 Feb 2025 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhovfylcc22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lhnhldklas2tGuy who never learned about the penis: WHAT the HELL is this thing on top of my balls!!!?08 Feb 2025 06:14 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhnhldklas2t