Now you’re jaying with firehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mka3xdnfg22yIf the who made tommy in 2026 it would be about someone who is really good at resident evil 924 Apr 2026 08:23 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mka3xdnfg22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mho2dxsdqc2e(I’m about to bite a big sandwich but a dog with wings flies up and steals it out of my hands) whaaaa (the dog hovers above me and pisses on my floppy sun hat) ughhhh (I notice a table with a fallen over beaker labelled “imp dna” dripping into a bowl of half-eaten dog food below) buhhhhh???22 Mar 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mho2dxsdqc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3mgprveuhq225If you take a math class in university they let you meet some of the numbers10 Mar 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgprveuhq225https://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lw7zpw3vjs2gI’m doing a “the perfect drug” style drum showboating break every band i’m in every show i don’t care if i get off-tempo one second in12 Aug 2025 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw7zpw3vjs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lopfwazq322rNew service where you send me your song and i make the intro lofi09 May 2025 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lopfwazq322rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lndud7llkc2vThe #1 comedy podcast about horses (Retail Nightmares) is back for one episode! If my fundraiser reaches its goal we’ll make another one :) @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social retailnightmares.com https://retailnightmares.com21 Apr 2025 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndud7llkc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ln4jjnz2722bIn the first episode of the castlevania netflix show the guy notices a really high ledge and then a few episodes later he comes back and double jumps onto the ledge18 Apr 2025 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4jjnz2722bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lmnhh7mpr222*curses you so your bananas go directly from green to brown*12 Apr 2025 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmnhh7mpr222https://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ll5fo7xzek2eFFS is obscenely expensive so I’m doing a fundraiser 😅 https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-jay-arner-cover-transition-costs24 Mar 2025 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5fo7xzek2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lkvi4anl2s2fI could probably catch a wild pokémon with a poké ball in real life21 Mar 2025 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkvi4anl2s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lkmm236kec2xNo i will not write “lyrics” what am i a fucking bard?? Grow up18 Mar 2025 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkmm236kec2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lkcxyfj54s2xMoon alert14 Mar 2025 06:24 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkcxyfj54s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lk3bo7ri722lIf i was an opera singer i’d wear ripped jeans n shit. Fuck the fans of traditional opera11 Mar 2025 04:56 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk3bo7ri722lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ljygx3uvxk2eThe woofing of the dog. The neigh of the noble horse. For centuries humans have longed to understand their poetry10 Mar 2025 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljygx3uvxk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ljqknjtyl22oJust realized that in 2019 i should have asked clairo to collab on a track. Jay u goofed it again06 Mar 2025 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqknjtyl22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ljnkdiqfdk2o05 Mar 2025 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnkdiqfdk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3ljcesxbbss2qUnfortunately sonic the hedgehog has gone feral and bit james marsden01 Mar 2025 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljcesxbbss2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3liyghtcwn22x🙋‍♀️ Hi, former carpenter here! Cutting towards yourself is actually really badass25 Feb 2025 08:18 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3liyghtcwn22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3liw2ydgmck2xNiche post but ROCK RADIO MIX ENGINEERS you are all BANNED from using the decapitator plugin 👩‍⚖️24 Feb 2025 09:48 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3liw2ydgmck2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lil5o36qts2jI think this is fair [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Feb 2025 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lil5o36qts2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lid7usdats2uTaking all the beauty and pain of transitioning and putting it into music will be no problem for me (wrote the song “bongo dance” with my wife)16 Feb 2025 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lid7usdats2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lhttutf67c2eDealing with everything by licking a big ativan like a horse10 Feb 2025 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhttutf67c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lhovfylcc22vThis is my son08 Feb 2025 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhovfylcc22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lhnhldklas2tGuy who never learned about the penis: WHAT the HELL is this thing on top of my balls!!!?08 Feb 2025 06:14 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhnhldklas2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lhbvnvu5kc2z😮 wow a dragon 🐉 that’s right u little fucker 😮 do u breathe fire and everything? 🐉 i’ll roast a damn corncob on the spot 😮 that sounds really nice 🐉 watch me fucker. Now let’s have some corn together 👨🏻 annnd that was a scene from “the hunger of the beast”…. BIZARRE film 🧑 bizarre film03 Feb 2025 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhbvnvu5kc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lh2nnpyhu22aDracula once again sweeping up at The Vampire Awards31 Jan 2025 18:42 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh2nnpyhu22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jayarner.bsky.social/post/3lgyobfzez22gHumans are the most pitiful animals because they literally just made something up and then let it consume their lives. Of course I’m taking about “fantastical mystery” style tv shows starting with “the grand old dame” ABC’s Lost30 Jan 2025 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:5vcd46loienccubixibeitwl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgyobfzez22g