Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this lhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mlo6s4cwas2lPlease stop talking about millennials. Just in general.12 May 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo6s4cwas2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mlk5bller22pPeople in 1924 hearing Bix Beiderbecke: [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlk5bller22phttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mljsxeprxk2dThese are the days you fire Thibs for.10 May 2026 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljsxeprxk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mlgodabdfs2cThe anti-sports bias in Spelling Bee is unconscionable @nytimes.com @pontifex @gamblingcommercials09 May 2026 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgodabdfs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mlgmzj7rks2eHave you common, unwashed peasants heard the good news about the best team in America? The REAL Red, White and Blue to be proud of, this summer and forever?09 May 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgmzj7rks2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3ml2tqa4lq22jDID YOU KNOW: Before Hartford’s NHL franchise was sold to Peter Karmanos and became the Carolina Hurricanes, it was in heavy talks with Hugo Chavez, who planned to move the team to Southern California as the Venice Whalers.04 May 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2tqa4lq22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkxrygbmpc2kGot to read @kdonhoops.com [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxrygbmpc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkvmp3kf2k2yBlue Sky (semi-obstructed view)02 May 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvmp3kf2k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mktrazfvd22qThe Rockets will once again not be missed02 May 2026 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktrazfvd22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mktq5et5ec2qRockets tried to get a "keep it close" challenge out of Scott Foster and he told them to fuck off, they're cooked02 May 2026 03:45 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktq5et5ec2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mktb2i6lis221 - 15. The music video for the Grammy-winning hit single “Smooth” by Santana, featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktb2i6lis22https://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkqyho755s2qBoston has learned that it can't possibly have the most embarrassing performance on the court tonight, and it's really, really exploring that space.01 May 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqyho755s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkqwuqrc3s2qGuys holy crap. Amazon is the official cloud AI partner of the NBA. That's huge. You can scan the QR code to unlock insights bro.01 May 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqwuqrc3s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkqvhbx7ms2q [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqvhbx7ms2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkqtvhuxis2qKudos to Mike Brown for the "deliver the shit-kicking of the century" game plan.01 May 2026 00:14 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqtvhuxis2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mklrc3f2dc2kEwwwwwwwwww. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklrc3f2dc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkiae47gd224You people do not want to start a business as much as you think you do, I will tell you that right now [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiae47gd224https://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkgw2om26s23Looks like Ulysses's back on the menu, boys.27 Apr 2026 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgw2om26s23https://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkbabhrf2s24Kash Patel announces commencement of bombing activities at local TGI Friday’s24 Apr 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbabhrf2s24https://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkax7oeecs2tThe New York Times has issued a statement that I am, once again, a genius. No surprise but I am honored. Official report in screencap.24 Apr 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkax7oeecs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/adamj.bsky.social/post/3mkap74gzac2b“My previous actions don’t meet the standard that I hold myself to,” I tell the Starbucks barista who asks me if I’m the same guy who came in last week and broke the mug display trying to do a spin kick24 Apr 2026 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:5wi4guyk2menzbxt66y6soen/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkap74gzac2b