author // "This Music Leaves Stains" // "Brave Punk World" // "A Convenient Parallel Dimension" // "Magnum Opus: The Unbelievable 15 Year Saga of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy"https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3muakguorrs2nalt text: Tom Cruise, continuing to do everything he can to convince people he's still 23, and Anne Hathaway are standing in front of a stock car. They'e both dressed country casual; they might go line dancing or they might just be outdoorsy. They're both touching the car like hands on a hard body. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3muakguorrs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3muagymows22nThe year is 2029. All food is poison except for the gelatinous cubes made by Amazon. "Three cubes a day and a roof over your head," we chuckle. Climate change has reduced most Americans to living in caves. Every cell phone has an AI version of Trump that says "I hate you" every hour on the hour.29 Aug 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3muagymows22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mu6qmpr43c2kWheezing the juice [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6qmpr43c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mu6iwyhkis2nBro, stay in your lane. You're the Wall Street Journal, not the Water Drinking Journal. We'll call ya when we need news about the bull market or junk bonds. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 23:22 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6iwyhkis2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mu65ptc2os2nIN THIS HOUSE WE SAY y'all yinz youse guys ya chowda headz yiggle biggle boogedy boo yastremski yellow magic orchestra28 Aug 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu65ptc2os2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mu3fvtcgdc2n"When I'm not fantasizing about being insanely racist or sexually assaulting and degrading every woman on the planet, I'm thinking about this one specific lake that is nowhere near where I live." [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3fvtcgdc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mu36opjymc2rUnbelievably we lost another "Home Alone 2" cast member and friend of the Muppets this week. Jaye P. Morgan died at the age of 94. She was probably best known for her panel work on "The Gong Show" (from which she was apparently banned after flashing the camera).27 Aug 2026 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu36opjymc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtysbn6cxs2tLet's not forget Tim Curry's brilliant work as King Chicken on "Duckman." Talk about a performance that lives rent free in my fuckin' head!26 Aug 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtysbn6cxs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtyomlcpcc2vTim Curry was so good I was willing to sit through a massive piece of shit like "Home Alone 2" several times just to see him. Like Dolly, he always brought the high heat. And also like Dolly he was by all accounts a genuinely nice person. R.I.P.26 Aug 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyomlcpcc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtx3h734a22zIn honor of Dolly I had to throw on my favorite country album. A collection of duets with Sylvester Stallone did not have to go this hard. And yet!26 Aug 2026 00:32 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx3h734a22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtwgnpu5ik23I mean what can you even say about Dolly? An incredible woman who seemed to have a good sense of humor about everything. She made me proud to be an American. R.I.P.25 Aug 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwgnpu5ik23https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtuzdv5krs23Last night's million dollar family movie was "Madagascar," which I had never seen. Parts of it made me feel like I was being hit in the head with a hammer. There's some funny stuff in there though. Unmistakably a product of 2005, when we were caught in the unrelenting grip of Ben Stiller and Borat.25 Aug 2026 04:49 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuzdv5krs23https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtutqq7boc23five albums that shaped ME? Ramones - Ramonesmania Germs - (MIA) Minor Threat - Complete Discography Misfits - Collection Run-D.M.C. - Raising Hell [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtutqq7boc23https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtuaseztxs23Live shot of the pharmacy, the insurance company, and the doctor trying to figure out why my son's prescriptions can't be filled on time.24 Aug 2026 21:30 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuaseztxs23https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtu77isvzk23me talking about the "Lookwell" pilot [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Aug 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu77isvzk23https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mtrry3wdec2xIs it okay to rock out? Is it illegal to enjoy some tasty riffs? Talk to my lawyer.23 Aug 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrry3wdec2x