author // "This Music Leaves Stains" // "Brave Punk World" // "A Convenient Parallel Dimension" // "Magnum Opus: The Unbelievable 15 Year Saga of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy"https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlygxqdhus26Booking an emergency session with my therapist to discuss my crippling concerns that the baby yoda movie will be too vapid.16 May 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlygxqdhus26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlwubksiis26Who should be the next James Bond? Nobody! They've made enough of these movies. We get it, you wear a tuxedo. Give it a rest. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwubksiis26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mluegcs36s26cafe in a european library ass bridge [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mluegcs36s26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlu5zw6gd22aThought you guys might like to see the Pornhub parody food truck that is always parked at my local Walmart. Perfect for when you’re hungry and insane.15 May 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlu5zw6gd22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mltrkxhg7c26Can't wait for this to explode. People will take it seriously for a month before they decide "fuck it, I need to go to Applebee's" like they did w/ COVID. Now your kids are sick every other week w/ "what's going around" and adults have debilitating ailments that DRs assure them are "stress related." [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltrkxhg7c26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlteeawtvs26 [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlteeawtvs26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mltarolr2226My parents always used to say if you see a lot of advertising for something it probably isn't too good. The best stuff can rely on word of mouth. Well, I was seeing a ton of ads for the new Social Distortion album so I buckled and you know what? It's alright. Nothing classic but I'm not mad at it.14 May 2026 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltarolr2226https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mls2go3hmk26It's true, I'm surprised how many of my own books I've sold directly to folks on here. Thank you, friends! [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 05:09 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mls2go3hmk26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlrr4mkf2c26Werner Herzog's Good Burger [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrr4mkf2c26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlr6cujtw226these hangover sequels just get worse and worse [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr6cujtw226https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlqtyfptjc26You also gotta watch out for the Atlantavirus. It turns you into Dale Murphy. Okay, I admit that's kind of an obscure reference. He was an outfielder for the Braves. They should change that name, by the way. To the Atlanta Peachy Boys.13 May 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqtyfptjc26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlpfdr5nkc26Imagine if Trump's flight to China disappears like Amelia Earhart. Imagine if Donald Trump is eaten by giant crabs like Amelia Earhart.13 May 2026 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpfdr5nkc26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlp6ui3mpk26translation: I have invested money in this, please don't make me lose money, I love my money, I kiss it every night, my sweet beautiful money [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp6ui3mpk26https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlo3ylnfh226Homie in a geode, I know, I know it's serious [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo3ylnfh226https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgreenejr.bsky.social/post/3mlm5jnktt226Currently reading "Days of Rage" by Bryan Burrough. It's all about the Weather Underground, the BLA, the SLA, all those '70s radical groups. I had no idea there were so many bombings. They don't teach ya that shit in school! Good stuff but I think Burrough could write w/ more sympathy in some cases.11 May 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:5wxv2rmnapyeptrz2fjnpbck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm5jnktt226