Author, editor, doodler, dibbler ⦁ ALF ⦁ crave the ALF Blog: https://jmassat.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mkqvwqzsjc2eI tend to think of myself as getting more exercise than the average desk-job person, but there's nothing like fitness tracking to remind me that I'm averaging 8 minutes of bodily movement a day. 🥴01 May 2026 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqvwqzsjc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mke64luru22cAfter 1/3 of a year, I updated this list of every cartoon pitch and writer's bible on Archive.org (to my knowledge—share if you have more!). Somewhere in there is THE TRUTH ABOUT PHIL AND LIL'S DAD and why he disappeared in the Rugrats 2021 reboot!! Secrets revealed indeed https://jmassat.com/2024/08/05/every-cartoon-pitch-and-writers-bible-on-archive-org/25 Apr 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mke64luru22chttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mk3xp3nozc2vI have a book featured in the Lesbian Visibility Week Mega Bundle https://itch.io/b/3635/lesbian-visibility-week-mega-bundle-2026 ! And so do dozens of other neat authors. Check out Bears Eat Clover, which is an ode to...uh, me wishing I liked Yuri Kuma Arashi as much as I liked Utena. And Bea's short story anthology!!22 Apr 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3xp3nozc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mjzp7mx7622pDid you know Gaming ? Jolteon was originally supposed to evolve into Zapdos. #pokemon #falsefacts #untruefacts #misinformation #hairylegs21 Apr 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzp7mx7622phttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mjmxi7t6zs2xWhich is more dystopian: Soylent or this16 Apr 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmxi7t6zs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mizpw42jas2lGood news: the Soulless Corporate Jazz playlist I play while working is morphing more and more into a Respectable Jazz playlist09 Apr 2026 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizpw42jas2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mius2wdvjs2tA new free Patreon #NewsBlast with a blurry thumbnail arrives. I told it to unblur the thumbnail, but it ain't happening. https://www.patreon.com/posts/newsblast-april-15497147507 Apr 2026 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mius2wdvjs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mir53daabc2fDon't be scared...they're just cards. Gross-looking, terribly cropped Yu-Gi-Oh cards. https://jmassat.com/2026/04/05/dark-secrets-of-that-disgusting-old-yu-gi-oh-card-art/05 Apr 2026 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mir53daabc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3miff6kbdvs2uSometimes I look back and think I haven't advanced at all, but at least in the past 10 years, I've gone from clueless bigot to 77% out transmasc NB disgusted by all my mistakes. Happy Trans Day of Visibility #tdov !01 Apr 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3miff6kbdvs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mifahkxzps2jOne more week on this Kickstarter. He's so close https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1637173865/allison-of-astra-an-nes-homebrew-multicart31 Mar 2026 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifahkxzps2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mi3hn5oa2k22To fill out my work playlist, I need to find more completely unchallenging vocal-less jazz. Anything from elevator fusion to 100% smooth and soulless. Help me!28 Mar 2026 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi3hn5oa2k22https://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mhwh7oppys2kWhenever I see my name in the wild, it's either a misspelling, a thrilling new tech product/workflow enhancer, or a Lojban non-logical connective 😟26 Mar 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhwh7oppys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mhbdjjdjx222NES games are too hard for my baby hands, but if you like homebrew doing something different, GET THIS #NES #homebrew https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1637173865/allison-of-astra-an-nes-homebrew-multicart/description17 Mar 2026 15:55 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhbdjjdjx222https://bsky.app/profile/jmassat.bsky.social/post/3mgg2ui26cs2hDate at a polygonal 90s mall in GAY IT LOUD! 🏳️‍🌈🗣️📢 store.steampowered.com/app/4207560/ #TeaseYaGame #indiedev #gamedev #indiegame #VN #gay #sonic #NOTsonic #NOTolivegarden #nostalgia #mall #NOTmall06 Mar 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:5z2xruiiscva5tz7l3gm3rgj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgg2ui26cs2h