Part time imaginary friend. Contributor to http://Cinapse.net. Cohost of https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/brendanagnew. BUY MY BOOK: https://www.amazon.com/Little-Terrors-1-Brendan-Foley-ebook/dp/B08YX8G6RK/ref=sr_1_1?crid=F79LKMDQ573T&dib=eyJ2IjoiMhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mxandj2l522zThere's lots of creature features but how many can I say they begin with THE CREATION OF PLANET EARTH AND THE HISTORY OF EVOLUTION. That's scope right there, baby. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Oct 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxandj2l522zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mxanahv47c2zStill in a monster movie mood so this is happening. https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/b3/82/BkzzWCxW.gif?hh=320&ww=498&mp4=6akRnFxf7b0B2jJku&webm=eQK6dbCII5zDCI107 Oct 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxanahv47c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mxamdukjes2zWell, I hope TRANSFORMERS fans enjoyed the handful of Actually Watchable movies they got before this crap. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Oct 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxamdukjes2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mxacrufkf22z"I meddled with things that man should leave alone." Ah yes, we all know the Bible's very strict anti-invisibility stance. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Oct 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxacrufkf22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mxabne5dhk2zK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWEGVpNIiQ06 Oct 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxabne5dhk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx7qnhkxbs24The only answer I’ll really accept is HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, which even setting aside the finale nose-dived so hard after season 4 and became such a hive of nasty and unpleasant characters that even the early, good seasons are tainted. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Oct 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx7qnhkxbs24https://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx6g6lacas2zScumbag.06 Oct 2026 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx6g6lacas2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx5s63mtd22zHaving slept on it, I really hope this ends up continuing. For all the talk about wanting this to be a standalone and satisfying run, it still falls a bit into the SURF DRACULA trap of being a multi-hour origin story that cuts off right when the theoretical main event is actually starting. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5s63mtd22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx4wd3pdcs2pI don’t think it’s a stretch to suppose that Jafar turning into a big snake is a primary reason why to this day me and snakes, no bueno. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 12:32 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4wd3pdcs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx4sxniqns2mI don’t understand why this is the funniest line of dialogue ever but I’m pretty sure it’s the funniest line of dialogue ever. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 11:32 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4sxniqns2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx3tqhhatc2zGood finish to a very strong season of TV. Surprisingly low-key, underplaying even the grand reveals and some pretty seismic emotional moments, instead favoring a tone of bone-deep exhaustion that's very apt for a detective story but still a surprise for a superhero one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3tqhhatc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx3pxoam6c2zLANTERNS finale, let's goooooo.05 Oct 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3pxoam6c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx3mzn7i7s2zThe hillbilly dude getting literally liquified in the trapdoor during EVIL DEAD 2 is a legit all-time top five cinematic moment.05 Oct 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3mzn7i7s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx3mmjdwps2zBest musical number ever recorded. The Nicholas Brothers were magic. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3mmjdwps2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx3k6nh3os2zSam Raimi making EVIL DEAD 2: Rational Person: "But Sam, why would a corpse that's only been in the ground for a day already be rotted and skeletal?" Sam Raimi: "Shut up or I'll hit Bruce with a stick five more times." RP: "But I-" SR: "Bring me the stick. Bruce, get over here."04 Oct 2026 23:22 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3k6nh3os2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx3jd3sa622zMy favorite thing about Buster Keaton was that he always cast himself as a shrimpy weakling and then anytime he took the shirt off you realized he was built like Spider-Man. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3jd3sa622zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx3hczgixs2fSeason 2 of MAD MEN really where Sal lays claim to the title belt of Saddest.04 Oct 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3hczgixs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thetruebrendanf.bsky.social/post/3mx3ampnlqc2zYou know I was kinda just kidding when I said that Will Smith should've hit him again but JESUS CHRIST dude. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:5zyt5csayy2dkvikkapodwk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3ampnlqc2z