“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lryhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mn47g3dvj22bI get why now in the Matrix they stayed connected 24/7 because this constant forgetting social media exists for weeks at a time is incredible but then like, I know I’m missing so many interesting things. Mostly interesting things.30 May 2026 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn47g3dvj22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mml7sc7c3k2fI like those pharmaceutical commercials because I like to guess which other person besides the person the camera is focusing on desperately needs the medicine the commercial is selling.24 May 2026 05:21 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mml7sc7c3k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mml7haeqsc2fThe thing that made me finally get MAGA, like to actually understand the movement and buy into everything, was Antony Starr’s performance as Homelander. He his hands down my favorite actor and everything about Homelander I buy into hook, line, and sinker.24 May 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mml7haeqsc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mml4swah5k2fOh, no probably the thing I love most about not being on social media as often is seeing my daughter learn how to walk with my help. And being able to help for the first time because when my son first learned how to walk, I just barely got approved to put weight on my leg after 7 months of bed rest. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 May 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mml4swah5k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mml4kzhz322fThe thing I hate most about being away from social media are all the awesome people I met and got to know. The thing I love most about being away from social media is missing out on the stupidest moment in human history by quite a stretch. Old Testament times would have been a close second.24 May 2026 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mml4kzhz322fhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mmc6hkny3k2yWhat do you call a tattoo on the backside of a My Little Pony? A trample stamp20 May 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmc6hkny3k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mlwp6rg6ds25Something I loved about my time playing Expedition 33 was knowing in that world I’d be on the Writer side in the larger scale Painter v Writer war16 May 2026 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwp6rg6ds25https://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mlwox3srek25Sorry. Been cosplaying as a 14th century blacksmith’s son and I’ve been taking the role a little too literally.16 May 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwox3srek25https://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mjlcy7nbds2qBrb creating a new branch of humanities called humanaughties16 Apr 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjlcy7nbds2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mjlcu4ka522qWords Drip, Drip, Dripping down from The Inky Void Spilling onto the Canvas of Death Revealing Rejuvenation Reincarnation A tiny island Surrounded by Creation Incarnate Inspiring gods Banishing demons A yellow brick road Out of Nothingness Sweet Mother Nursed, Nurtured Two hearts beat as one ~Union~16 Apr 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjlcu4ka522qhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mjj4j7i7fc2fTheater etiquette question: how much “wooing” is too much? Is there an amount or is that silly to ask15 Apr 2026 05:02 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjj4j7i7fc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3miroifuunc2v*shows up to a Pilates class* Me: Hello, Pilatay people! *A thousand springs all groan in unison*05 Apr 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3miroifuunc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mirldisoac2jHow is this app since the change in leadership? Any better?05 Apr 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirldisoac2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mirkyozm7c2jNothing quite like spending Easter Sunday getting higher than Jesus, just as He intended05 Apr 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirkyozm7c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mikzwn32dc2xHave you ever had your subconscious hijack a wandering thought and use it to start a conversation with your conscious? It is very wild03 Apr 2026 05:56 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mikzwn32dc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3mgigss26rs2jSometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it07 Mar 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgigss26rs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3meagqk6v5c2oThe craziest thing about taking breaks from social media is coming back on to a world that is very different. The months often feel like years.07 Feb 2026 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3meagqk6v5c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/writingdcm.bsky.social/post/3meaf7ogyrk2lThe year is 2027. I’m watching college basketball. It’s a close game. That doesn’t matter. I’ve got $5,000 running on what happens on the next play The game doesn’t matter. Just this play. The player who has the ball is a stakes owner in the gambling service I’m using. Life is weird.07 Feb 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/app.bsky.feed.post/3meaf7ogyrk2l