I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!https://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mkqole3n4k2fLittle kid logic is where you absolutely must pick an unidentified item off the mudroom floor seconds after mum made you sanitize your hands, and thrust it in her face like it's treasure. Congrats, you found a hunk of discarded granola bar, kiddo. At least he didn't put it in his mouth...30 Apr 2026 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqole3n4k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mkooduw3rk2o"Why is Kitakami's Pokemon Center Lady on her phone, meh meh meh..." Bitch I LIKE that. She does it RIGHT. She drops everything for a guest. She's informally friendly. She's not forced to stand there and stare forward when there's nothing to do. We could learn something from that.30 Apr 2026 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkooduw3rk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mknvlkcjpc2xIt still makes my little cup runneth over when I see a 1F on FA...and it's for one of my stories. I MUST start writing again.29 Apr 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknvlkcjpc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mkle5dxqak2lGot new schedule...lost all the weekends. That's about 30 hours this pay period alone. Okay, not ALL the weekends. I'm still on on Mothers' Day. What? You can't practice basketball another time? At this rate I will be working closely with my boss over the summer, my personal hell. *Sigh*28 Apr 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkle5dxqak2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mkioqsk4pk22Are You For Real??27 Apr 2026 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkioqsk4pk22https://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mkgxbwsaxk2iFilm you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LoTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgxbwsaxk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mkgsg4relc2a"Variety is the Spice of Trying To End Our Lives" ~ Fellow party member, Re: the Traps we were dealing with #D&DOutOfContext27 Apr 2026 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgsg4relc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mkgme4yrp222Used the word "Home" in a text and a huge window popped up to ask if I wanted to share my location and HOLY FUCK NO https://media.tenor.com/Pm4OBoBTImEAAAAC/you-need-to-mind-your-own-business-dj-hunts.gif?hh=498&ww=49826 Apr 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgme4yrp222https://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mkbxzbxap22rPotentially useless advice, don't eat rice when you have a cold. One grain hit the back of my throat the wrong way, and I'm now coughing uglier than I have in the last 2 days. I'm scaring people who can hear me. https://media.tenor.com/EIlaqgHLePUAAAAC/look-away-simpson.gif?hh=220&ww=22025 Apr 2026 02:18 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbxzbxap22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mk7akerkj22bKen reading this "feedback". [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7akerkj22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mk4ctv666c2r> Boss sends email at 2PM (I am not an office worker, mail gets checked once a day, job starts at 3:30) > Complains on arrival I didn't answer. > Discuss Email, Confirm Verbally > Get email next day complaining I didn't answer the email I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR TIMING.22 Apr 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4ctv666c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mk4at3jqvk2sMe: "When I work long stretches, I always get sick around week three. I gotta be prepared for that." My Body: "We heard "Day Three"." *Incoherent Doughrage, interspersed with coughing*22 Apr 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4at3jqvk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mjzml3lqzs2xPerfect for that hyper/macro furry on your Island.21 Apr 2026 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzml3lqzs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mjyfzn4cmk2gI love a Youtube video I saw about her, made just months before Remake. On her visual design, they reminded you her original look included a rebellious red jacket with metal cuffs, matching bracelets, and a sturdy pair of boots. "Yer girl's definitely from the ends, bruv!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 07:02 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyfzn4cmk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mjyaupm6kk2s*Peals of immature laughter* [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 05:30 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyaupm6kk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mjx7y25jes2jReplaying Pokemon Scarlet, and I swear...Girafarig are the Zubat of Area Zero. NOT INTERESTED. LEAVE ME ALONE. I just wanted to check my status screen!20 Apr 2026 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjx7y25jes2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mjsygmxyos2pPlease, Nintendo...learn your lesson fast. Give us Miitopia style Mii sharing for Tomodachi...I can't replicate this on my own, especially with my partial colourblindness. Let us share!19 Apr 2026 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsygmxyos2phttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mjpscw7ijk2nI wrote today for the first time in a long while! It was terrible, self indulgent porn in a bizarre style, turning a problematic concept into a more acceptable one, but I do not care! I wrote! Excuse me while I ride this high for as long as it'll last.17 Apr 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpscw7ijk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/deepdoughbeast.bsky.social/post/3mjl5dt2s7c23Today's unplanned bursts of creativity is a simple card game made slightly more complex/interesting, and a superhero concept around a Keanu-like actor going into hiding when his powers manifest/transform him, then being encouraged to rejoin society, using his powers and PR know-how together.16 Apr 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:63fpirqiikrovf47f5zltevh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjl5dt2s7c23