Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.) jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxehttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3muwxw5lsls2rventured into the discover tab again. one post is like “…food is fascism. boycott all food…” and the next one is “anyone else high af?” glad to come back to the moots tab for a breather07 Sep 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwxw5lsls2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3muwnw4iqr22l#monochromemonday07 Sep 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwnw4iqr22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3lxkeykgbft2iMy daily scream. Good to get it out of the way early. #scream29 Aug 2025 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxkeykgbft2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3muqh7diptk2uare we there yet? (friday edition)05 Sep 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqh7diptk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3munynpxxbk2dWhat gif pops up when you search your name [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3munynpxxbk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3muk5g7dhm22gGetting in a few miles before work.02 Sep 2026 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk5g7dhm22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3mujky3nj322agood thing i’m asleep now02 Sep 2026 08:58 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujky3nj322ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3muf2x7fvp22rYay!! 🎉 600 followers, at least 40 of whom are real accounts. at 700, i’ll reveal five ways to save on groceries. number three will surprise you31 Aug 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muf2x7fvp22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnytoothpick.bsky.social/post/3mucpd7pgss2pendless summer30 Aug 2026 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucpd7pgss2p