Just a chill guy with that skibidy rizz.https://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3m3pgkzwgi223“Hi, thanks for checking into our hotel. Here is your room key, which will 100% get demagnetized at an inconvenient time. While in your room, enjoy both climate settings: Meat Locker or Amazon Rainforest.“21 Oct 2025 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3pgkzwgi223https://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3m2m2nontus22Everybody always talks about the cost of college expenses in relation to the cost of living over the past 20 years or so, but how come no one talks about the rising cost of Krispy Kreme doughnuts?07 Oct 2025 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2m2nontus22https://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lzjdxswtsk2lWhat are your fave songs about mountains? #SongTitleTuesday23 Sep 2025 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzjdxswtsk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lzgutditzc2qImagine how many stadiums would have to be built for the memorial services for kids killed by guns at school.22 Sep 2025 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzgutditzc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lyymkrnlws2rFriday is, well, "919 Day.” How should we best celebrate the region? One idea? Point and snicker at poor saps who are stuck with a 984 area code. What else? #raleigh #919Day #NC https://raleighphilosociety.blogspot.com/2025/09/how-should-we-celebrate-919-day.html?m=117 Sep 2025 00:51 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyymkrnlws2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lyljpzbfs225If you could add public art to roundabouts in Raleigh, what would you like to see? Something crazy and modern? Perhaps a statue of a great North Carolinian? https://raleighphilosociety.blogspot.com/2025/09/time-to-add-public-art-to-roundabouts.html11 Sep 2025 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyljpzbfs225https://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lykomvqba22vI always appreciate it when my phone makes fun of my accent when I try to voice text. For example, I tried to tell my son to “enjoy your chicken minis” but it heard “chicken mayonnaise.” SMH11 Sep 2025 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lykomvqba22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lyj3ctbf5k2mIt’s not lost on me that, like Jesus’ grace, Chick-fil-A rewards are given and not earned10 Sep 2025 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyj3ctbf5k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lyg6544wmc22This week’s #SongTitleTuesday: songs you wanna hear while you’re kicking through leaves and drinking your PSL?09 Sep 2025 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyg6544wmc22https://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lydrfhzxxk2bPut The Chipmunks in the Rock HOF already you cowards.08 Sep 2025 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lydrfhzxxk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3ly2ctqtggk2hAs President, I will require every band to end their encores with “Walcott”04 Sep 2025 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly2ctqtggk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lgvlllbae22jJill Wagner #PackPro https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/lioness-star-ep-jill-wagner-signs-with-cesd/ar-AA1y1lDH29 Jan 2025 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgvlllbae22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lg7qmornks2dIf Ohio State wins, pray for Myrtle Beach.21 Jan 2025 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg7qmornks2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lfg2ugszy22tShout out to my neighbor who decided to water his lawn today of all days!10 Jan 2025 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfg2ugszy22thttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lex37vjdkk2i04 Jan 2025 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lex37vjdkk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lefne2yl2224I didn’t realize the Go Bowling Military Bowl was sponsored by … bowling.28 Dec 2024 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lefne2yl2224https://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3ldw3c4aars2kTraditional churches in late-November: “let’s enjoy Christmas hymns!” Contemporary churches on Dec. 22: “Here are 7 Hillsong tunes and one weird mashup that kinda sorta hints at a Christmas melody!”22 Dec 2024 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldw3c4aars2khttps://bsky.app/profile/mattlail.bsky.social/post/3lcw2peszqd2gI’m here, people. Let’s see what this is all about.10 Dec 2024 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:642uqszo7s634agpasp2o7o2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcw2peszqd2g