I’m a bit of an idiot sometimes. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Sometimes wholesome as fuck, sometimes rated R. I’m a paradox. Straight ally. Originally from the 919, IYKYK https://ngl.link/justducky2https://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkniecc4ek2sAdvertise your account with a Simpsons gif or pic. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkniecc4ek2shttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mknfhev5rc26Hey @ohfaith.bsky.social I’m still not dancing. 🤣29 Apr 2026 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknfhev5rc26https://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mknbowybbs26And that’s how I got banned from the Krispy Kreme in Rocky Mount, North Carolina. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknbowybbs26https://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkmxozkmbs2yOkay gang, #FreeComicBookDay / #ComicsGiveawayDay is upon us. Don’t be the type of person who ONLY goes into the LCS the first Saturday in May to snag the freebies and then dip out. I’m not saying you gotta spend half your paycheck, but at least grab a comic or something to buy.29 Apr 2026 11:11 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmxozkmbs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkmx6k4kms2dGentlemen… It’s powder your balls season. Be sure to attend to these matters. Nobody wants to feel swampy down there.29 Apr 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmx6k4kms2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkmsi2pwr22nI got up, took a shower, brushed my teeth, fixed my hair, and got dressed this morning. What more do you people want from me?29 Apr 2026 09:38 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmsi2pwr22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkmscvjuhk22This is how I treat my daily hot coffee, as well. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 09:35 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmscvjuhk22https://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mklt5rp5g225Guess I need to start articulating my unhinged thoughts and then not. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklt5rp5g225https://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkllwjrqss2vI say both of these often. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkllwjrqss2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mklgeboby22bHome from work! What’s good y’all? I’m feeling myself today!28 Apr 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklgeboby22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkl6anugo22rToday is National Superhero Day! Here are some of my favorites!28 Apr 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl6anugo22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkl4sxop6k2rThis was the entirety of 1995-2002 for me. And not necessarily always in a good way. 🤣 [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl4sxop6k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkl3do24i22bIf self deprecation was a sport, I’d be a first ballot hall of famer. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl3do24i22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkl2m7q64k2nOh, then what y’all want me to talk about? [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl2m7q64k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkl2iugcdc2nI just want a woman to love me as much as I love my comic book collection, but accept the fact that I probably won’t love her as much as I love my comic book collection. Is that too much to ask? 🤣28 Apr 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl2iugcdc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkkzylsj2c2n [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkzylsj2c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkkypfegzc27Am I even here today? Do I even exist?28 Apr 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkypfegzc27https://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkkrhsa52s2rI’m gonna try this again since last time it didn’t work. Someone come to my job and rescue me!28 Apr 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkrhsa52s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkkqrgabes2uHUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkqrgabes2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkkpjv2ekc2lMy job is being a pain in the dick today.28 Apr 2026 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkpjv2ekc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkkhnxbirs2yHappy Tuesday! Check the alt text. 🤣28 Apr 2026 11:19 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkhnxbirs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkkheypeh22yI am Calvin. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 11:14 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkheypeh22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkkbsoxpos27I am fucking AMAZING!!! Wordle 1,774 2/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩28 Apr 2026 09:34 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkbsoxpos27https://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkj7svzchc2e [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 23:26 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkj7svzchc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkj5y2s5kk2eHey @los you still poopin’ through a screen door?27 Apr 2026 22:53 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkj5y2s5kk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkisvbthuk2nAgain? I never stop. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkisvbthuk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkimq5ixe223Okay. And? [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkimq5ixe223https://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkilr74m3c2iThere’s a few of y’all that I hope are on the menu…😈27 Apr 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkilr74m3c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/justducky.bsky.social/post/3mkile22wu22iOh no. Hell of a legendary writer. Sad news. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:65dihzvsgzqsglxohmnbw56e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkile22wu22i