Occasional scientist, football/basketball junkie, champion procrastinator, fluent in sarcasm. OG EDSBS person.https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvvzti3tr22xTRINIDAD FUCKING CHAMBLISS20 Sep 2026 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvzti3tr22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvvxxrfcac2xTrinidad is so damned good.20 Sep 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvxxrfcac2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvvw7o77t22xTHIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!?!?? OH MY GOD I have been out of the house until RIGHT NOW. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Sep 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvw7o77t22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvvsic6mm22xCAYUTS?!?!? [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Sep 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvsic6mm22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvvpvwogs22xIs today one of *those* Saturdays?19 Sep 2026 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvpvwogs22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvv7ofhmzc24Is Dabo gonna be first coach ousted this season?19 Sep 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvv7ofhmzc24https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvobiuspfc27Has anyone uploaded the Gal Gadot “Imagine” video yet? [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvobiuspfc27https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvnupgc6tc23https://youtu.be/sDgGsIOK72M?is=bAprX8wZL-ckF73y ABSOLUTELY16 Sep 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnupgc6tc23https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvntwb7ilc23Since non-sports people are learning why everyone hates Robert Kraft, here’s a thread. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvntwb7ilc23https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvncoszjbc23WOMEN SHOULD NOT DIE BECAUSE THE STATE INTERFERED IN THEIR MEDICAL CARE [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvncoszjbc23https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvln2ijdr22wDid the touring band say “we’re out” too? Damn man. Look at your life, look at your choices.15 Sep 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvln2ijdr22whttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvjmqxmze22fThe cape would have helped. Also, a taller heel. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjmqxmze22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvj4gceels2lHe’s ALIVE?!?!!?14 Sep 2026 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvj4gceels2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvisgqjyhc2xNo one, NO ONE, ever used sparkles to greater effect than Bob Mackie. ❤️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvisgqjyhc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvin44w7222sAlso, he’s still big mad at Vivian. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvin44w7222shttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvimjutlgk2sAs a reminder, Kraft let Putin KEEP a Patriots title ring. Robert Kraft absolutely sucks and no one should forget that. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvimjutlgk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvh3csrkk226Still my favorite representation of life with a border collie. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvh3csrkk226https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvenkgices22Okay, Utah student section, the inflatable pig is a delightful choice. We are not good, y’all.13 Sep 2026 03:26 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvenkgices22https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvemvq5otk22You suck so much, Ryan Day13 Sep 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvemvq5otk22https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvemsyzcd222That’s a bad stat line for Arch.13 Sep 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvemsyzcd222https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvemamqmoc22Did Ted Cruz leave? He cannot do ANYTHING right.13 Sep 2026 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvemamqmoc22https://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mvehgy4qkk2gThe Ted Cruz curse is undefeated.13 Sep 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvehgy4qkk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/melody-lane.bsky.social/post/3mveebrhxm22kI had forgotten he was back at Texas [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:66ftfhltfcldsypapto2wc23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveebrhxm22k