Sharp social & political satire that skewers the headlines and holds unhinged power accountable. Shocking, provoking, and wildly irreverent.https://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lngdxh2lbc2zGod will carry out a “cosmic reset” of Earth and destroy all human civilization with a series of extinction-level Signal app SMS.22 Apr 2025 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lngdxh2lbc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lne4pnfu4c2sFascist Barbie's border rants hilariously backfire when she can't even keep her OWN handbag secure!21 Apr 2025 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lne4pnfu4c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lne4ktsack2sEmbrace the smoky eye, JD. It's smoky, it's sassy, it's funny as hell.😘21 Apr 2025 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lne4ktsack2shttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lne4aczjss2sDefense Secretary's an OPSEC nightmare. Homeland Security's been robbed. FBI Director's a groupie. This week's DC drama is so absurd, you'll laugh 'til you cry. Subscribe! thebitdot.substack.com https://thebitdot.substack.com/21 Apr 2025 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lne4aczjss2shttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lne3cvkfhc2sBREAKING NEWS: Trump to attend Pope Francis's funeral. Congress suggests he becomes the new Pope.21 Apr 2025 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lne3cvkfhc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndzxddqj22yJudging the next Pope! Will they/them be "woke" enough? From climate change to social justice, we "humorously" analyze the requirements for the next pontiff at thebitdot.substack.com https://thebitdot.substack.com/21 Apr 2025 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndzxddqj22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndxzzov2s2yEscape MAGA madness and Trump antics! Flee from alt-right extremists and ICE. This cringe-free country guide reveals lands liberated from crypto-fascist and far-right lunacy. Get ready for a healthy dose of dark humor at thebitdot.substack.com https://thebitdot.substack.com/21 Apr 2025 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndxzzov2s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndxirnnxc2yMAGA cult hunts for new SecDef amidst a second Signal chat leak exposed their true intentions.21 Apr 2025 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndxirnnxc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndww6eol22yNew Defense Secretary sought by White House. Tensions rise as hunt for new Pentagon MAGA cult leader begins.21 Apr 2025 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndww6eol22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndwrbfmc22y"Shocking' news: ICE agents teach line dancing at Rikers Island. Unconventional initiative promotes teamwork, discipline, and community in prison.21 Apr 2025 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndwrbfmc22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndwhb6lyk2yBREAKING: ICE descends upon Rikers Island, because what's a little more bureaucracy among friends? Stay tuned for a satirical takedown at thebitdot.substack.com https://thebitdot.substack.com/21 Apr 2025 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndwhb6lyk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndw5w6t2c2yEscape ICE. Find your perfect, worry-free vacation spot today. Book safe & welcoming countries now.🌍21 Apr 2025 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndw5w6t2c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndsakbivk2wSHOCKING! The Lord has Risen as Pope Francis is "released."21 Apr 2025 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndsakbivk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndrorxrk22wBREAKING: Vatican leaks new Pope pick via Signal!21 Apr 2025 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndrorxrk22whttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndqxcb5ik2wWord is, the next diplomatic mission to try and thaw relations with Díaz-Canel involves a banjo, a jar of "apple pie," and a translator fluent in both Russian and backwoods vernacular.21 Apr 2025 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndqxcb5ik2whttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndqbvgzk22wBREAKING: Local Theologian Unveils Shocking Revelation: The "Hillbilly" is the Antichrist!21 Apr 2025 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndqbvgzk22whttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lndmmj4vrc2wNuns gather in prayer at St. Peter's Square after Pope Francis's death. Our humorous take on the contrast between grief and faith. Credit: Photo by Alberto Pizzoli/AFP. (4-22-25)21 Apr 2025 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndmmj4vrc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lncuxaken222Ex-Pentagon official warns Pete Hegseth's power as MAGA SECDEF is threatened by internal chaos & backstabbing. Can the Fox News host survive? Our analysis at thebitdot.substack.com (4-21-25). https://thebitdot.substack.com/21 Apr 2025 09:45 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lncuxaken222https://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lnct66sn2s27The world is left reeling as news spread of Francis's passing. The 95-year-old Pontiff's death came as an unexpected shock to the devout and secular alike. Join @thebitdot.substack.com for a scathing satirical sendoff as we bid a not-so-fond farewell to the man who rocked the holy see.21 Apr 2025 09:13 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnct66sn2s27https://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3ln5b2hroys2eJoin us for a satirical dive into Trump's WHOPPING 145% tariff on planet KGB-K12. Discover the hilariously absurd details of this intergalactic trade war on thebitdot@substack.com.19 Apr 2025 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln5b2hroys2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lmsahgrjxc2fExplore the not-so satirical take on political overreach in 'The Alarming Prospect of Deporting American Citizens: A Threat to Democracy.' from thebitdot.substack.com. Is this fictional dictatorship closer to reality than we think? Read now. https://thebitdot.substack.com14 Apr 2025 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmsahgrjxc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lmrj4ozkv22wAmericans love manufacturing's impact (80% agree!), but few want factory jobs (only 25%). What's the disconnect? Find a satirical take on this surprising poll @thebitdot@substack.com.14 Apr 2025 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrj4ozkv22whttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lmrh3rtjuk2wExplore the "art" of disastrous deals! A satirical look at how Xi Jinping seemingly outmaneuvered Trump in the US-China tariff war. Was it strategy or a stumble? on thebitdot@substack.com.14 Apr 2025 11:22 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrh3rtjuk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lmrfrrkf222wBukele's "Maximum Security" plan goes into overdrive! Will the White House embrace his unique approach? Satirical take on thebitdot@substack.com.14 Apr 2025 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrfrrkf222whttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lmrexxp5632hBreaking: RFK Jr. claims measles immunity possible via Taylor Swift concert exposure. Get the latest on this controversial statement and its implications on thebitdot@substack.com.🤣14 Apr 2025 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrexxp5632hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thebitdot.bsky.social/post/3lmrew3s6fd2hTake a humorous ride on the Trump Train! "Making America Grate Again" on thebitdot@substack.com offers a satirical and witty look at American politics. Buckle up!14 Apr 2025 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:67dmow35pgapofz57gl5uldb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrew3s6fd2h