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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>bluesky Ceo . they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol</link><title>@badposter.lol - Skip, the Online Raccoon</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mldsxap6wk2k</link><description>🚨I HAVE MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS🚨</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 13:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldsxap6wk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mldhdaeopc2b</link><description>hey girl i heard u like bad boys, watch as i call out of work and go back to bed, on a friday. yeah i’m a little rule breaker.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 09:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldhdaeopc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcqoefhyk2o</link><description>our toilet decided to break at 11pm. on what is supposed to be my friday. this is fantastic. i am ecstatic. life is going smooth. chill vibes all around. not gonna flip out.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 03:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcqoefhyk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcofjadls2e</link><description>literally any time someone asks me a question where the answer is an obvious yes, i respond with “is the pope from chicago?” and that is the one moment that i feel good about rooting for america. the pope is a hot dog destroying animal.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 02:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcofjadls2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcnictdks2e</link><description>i need Jerry Chen to block me.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 02:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcnictdks2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcmsv4uf22e</link><description>Big Titty guy reacts to Ass for the first Time! WATCH HIS REACTION !!&#xA;&#xA;Top Reply:&#xA;@Freak4DaBust69:&#xA;Wow!!😟 I always saw myself as a boob guy, (obviously!) but wow. What an A$$. I mean wow. Jigglin AND Wigglin,I mean Come ON! Who Can’t Love That!? 🍑 Consider me A Changed Man 🫪 ‼️&#xA;👍 1.2K   👎 5.9K  💬 825</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 01:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcmsv4uf22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcll2tldk2e</link><description>my followers whenever i say literally anything</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 01:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcll2tldk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcifjfeoc2e</link><description>first time grilling corn, and i am very excited with how it came out</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 00:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcifjfeoc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlceulbs3k2e</link><description>normal times of the year: fuckin’&#xA;corn cob time of year: shuckin’</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 23:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlceulbs3k2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcearvl3c2e</link><description>how come country folk will be like “immigrants are lazy” and then they say shit like “san antone’” like bro its San Antonio, you don’t even have the energy to finish saying a word who’s the lazy one you dirty hog 🤣😭🫪</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 23:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcearvl3c2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcdstfs3s2e</link><description>for those of you without a watch, it’s Shower Beer Time</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 23:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcdstfs3s2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlccrv4hek27</link><description>me when its Corn Cob Season&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 22:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlccrv4hek27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlcc4lucus27</link><description>oh damb!  the grocery store has corn again FELLAS ITS CORN COB SEASON !!!!</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 22:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcc4lucus27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlc6xr5nhk2o</link><description>iiiiiiiiii’m uh, yeah i’m.. having a couple. couple long cold beers.</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 21:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc6xr5nhk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlc6wrf64k2o</link><description>vague posting? no we need to bring back Hague posting.</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 21:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc6wrf64k2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlbyohct3c26</link><description>pirates are always plundering for booty lowkey</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 19:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbyohct3c26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/badposter.lol/post/3mlby7s724s26</link><description>they’re sending my ass to Davey Jones Locker, argh</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 19:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6bfobt7ssw6scat2h3uzvg25/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlby7s724s26</guid></item></channel></rss>