Tulsa currently. Writer, photographer and comedian. Pro-SW, vocal trans ally and feminist. Cis/Pan. He/they. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Find me: linktr.ee/avitablehttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lvlfzo6kmk2bI would love for Bill to get his novel made. Check out his Kickstarter and consider backing Omega Reign on @kickstarter.com, just like me! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theraidstudio/omega-reign-an-epic-superhero-novel-by-bill-coffin?ref=thanks-tweet04 Aug 2025 14:33 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvlfzo6kmk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lndhjipx522zHi @altmadison.bsky.social - how do we find the playlist you and Kat curated recently - the women of Lithium? I have been unable to find it!21 Apr 2025 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndhjipx522zhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lhpne2m7jk2tI’m starting a task force to spread anti-Christian bias. Who’s with me?09 Feb 2025 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhpne2m7jk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lhano2pddc2zThe stupidest people in the world are convinced that Elon Musk is a genius. Do with that what you will.03 Feb 2025 03:58 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhano2pddc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lh6d73rx7226The year is 2027. The ruling class flaunts their wealth by pelting each other with eggs and toilet paper while farting and spitting.02 Feb 2025 05:45 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh6d73rx7226https://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lh4xsopysc2cBREAKING NEWS: President Trump shit in his hand this morning and threw it at a photo array of people who oppose him, including journalists, Democrats, and all of the former members of his Cabinet. The excrement was yellow and soup-like and covered most of his team in addition to the photos.01 Feb 2025 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh4xsopysc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lgwqornvfc25I wish Trump was more concerned with the qualifications of his GED hires than the DEI hires.30 Jan 2025 05:26 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgwqornvfc25https://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lgnqdax3722mIt’s my birthday, though the thought of celebrating anything right now seems difficult. Liquor will help.26 Jan 2025 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgnqdax3722mhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lgl7cxjfms23Just got fired by a Truth Social post. I was the DEI coordinator of our nation’s rainbow facility, ensuring that rainbows were handed out on a 3:1 ratio to queer Americans.25 Jan 2025 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgl7cxjfms23https://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lg34t6rtks2kIf you refresh the TikTok app, it’s now a Spirit Halloween.19 Jan 2025 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg34t6rtks2khttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lfbu5tdeuk2eI think it’s time for California to stop supporting welfare red states and focus their energy on long term fire prevention and state-specific initiatives.09 Jan 2025 04:37 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfbu5tdeuk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lf3f5nbegs2oToday is the four year anniversary of one of the most shameful moments in our nation’s history, which includes among its roster the start of the Civil War, the elections of Trump, and the introduction of Crystal Pepsi.06 Jan 2025 14:52 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf3f5nbegs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3leialm7rck2xWhen I drive by an attractive woman jogging, I always honk, roll my window down, and yell "I admire your commitment to your health!"30 Dec 2024 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3leialm7rck2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3le2t4xywmk2iChristmas Eve implies the existence of Christmas Adam, who ruins the party for everyone, blames it on Eve, and then makes out with Lilith under the mistletoe.24 Dec 2024 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3le2t4xywmk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3ldu6crdekk2tThe best friends in the world will see something that reminds them of you and just send it to you for no reason. And then you have the friends at a whole new level who send you gifts like this.22 Dec 2024 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldu6crdekk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3ldqnb2e2ss2mThe 7th season finale of Dating Kinda Sucks is out, and I'd love for you to check it out! This week we talked about traveling in Taiwan, dating in Tulsa, and answer a listener question -does she actually like her boyfriend? Check us out on any podcast app or YouTube today! pod.link/1360565233 https://pod.link/136056523320 Dec 2024 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldqnb2e2ss2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lcrluvynck2vAuthorities are now reporting that the assassin has dreamy eyes and smells like cinnamon sugar cookies.08 Dec 2024 06:35 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcrluvynck2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lcih6yvwrc2hApparently my new favorite genre is “Pixie Gen Z Alternative Pop” [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Dec 2024 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcih6yvwrc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lc46c5uz522mthankful for ibuprofen29 Nov 2024 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc46c5uz522mhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lc466mvpok2cAvitafest will be the most eclectically confusing mix of music you've ever listened to in your life, but free vodka Red Bulls for everyone! Clothing optional (obviously).29 Nov 2024 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc466mvpok2chttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lbzzhqjhqs2sI’m thankful for vodka Red Bull.28 Nov 2024 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzzhqjhqs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lbzeslq6zc2fAs someone who's spending the day alone, I'm thankful that I don't have to teach anyone what tariffs are or explain that Obamacare is the same as the ACA today.28 Nov 2024 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzeslq6zc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lbwv6jhuck2n403 years ago we had the first Thanksgiving. Can we finally admit that stuffing sucks and turkey is mid at best?27 Nov 2024 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbwv6jhuck2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lbrpeu26o22zScroll for a minute without seeing a big account continuing to talk about “the other site” challenge.25 Nov 2024 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbrpeu26o22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lbqubcls2k2zTurkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner that doesn’t involve your racist uncles.25 Nov 2024 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbqubcls2k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/avitable.bsky.social/post/3lbmqt2urqs2pHow do you even have fruitful discussions with boomer Trumper parents? My dad just told me that if they change the Social Security retirement age, he assumes anyone in their 60s will be “grandfathered in” to the original age. And then laughed that my generation was screwed. I just can’t anymore.23 Nov 2024 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:6cjefmtn2lubfxnjco3fooq7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbmqt2urqs2p