I’ve always been bad at FPL but I like talking about it! Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now. 24/25: 242k 23/24: 1148th 22/23: 93k 21/22: 40k Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this. Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mm5hvdc4m22kGenuinely think there’s been about 3 game weeks I’ve enjoyed all season. I really just shouldn’t bother playing this game as it’s just completely miserable 90% of the time. Think I’m too addicted to the pain to stop though.18 May 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5hvdc4m22khttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mm5houwozs2kArteta benching Gyokeres against fucking Burnley. Jesus Christ. Well that’s the icing on top of the cherry on top of the giant pile of excrement that is the last few weeks of this season. What a miserable end to a dreadful season. Come on Burnley, do the funniest thing ever tonight please.18 May 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5houwozs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mlxcfen5s22kIt’s actually quite funny how badly that went last night. No big ownership but four players around 10% - 5 goals and 4 assists between them.16 May 2026 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxcfen5s22khttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mlwak7pdts2aI’ve managed to turn a nearly 100k finish into a struggle to stay in the top 200k within 3 weeks. It’s impressive really.15 May 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwak7pdts2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mlsmar2bks2fLooking like Ndiaye (Sunderland on the beach) or Wilson (Wolves are shit) to come in this week then. Gyokeres in for Pedro and captain. Might hit in Thiago for the lols as well14 May 2026 10:28 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsmar2bks2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mlr2vtowoc2eFully, fully on tilt now.13 May 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr2vtowoc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mlquiee46s2bI never bloody learn with pep. Cherki nailed, playing all the minutes. Semenyo getting early subs and playing shit. Made the swap. Cherki 59 minute sub and benched in the double. So glad this seasons nearly done!13 May 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlquiee46s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mlnoyrrenk2nAnother meh week and sitting in no man’s land at 150k. Gyokeres in and captain is quite likely. Not sure who for yet. Groß to someone as well, looking like Ndiaye or Wilson but not massively inspiring.12 May 2026 11:34 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnoyrrenk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mkzzibpcns2cI didn’t even factor in Palmer missing a penalty and Pedro disallowed goal. All timer this one, best part of the week is Bruno only getting 5 points ffs. See you next season! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzzibpcns2chttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mkxg3eqaa22335% Red arrow and counting. It’s ok though, I’ve got *checks notes* Palmer and Pedro to save me. https://media.tenor.com/ht8mMCElOeYAAAAC/arrested-development-comedy.gif?hh=243&ww=50003 May 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxg3eqaa223https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mkxcne6ggc2nHalf way to another full house of worst case scenario bingo this week: Leeds concede ✅ Thiago goal ✅ Senesi attacking return ✅ Bournemouth clean sheet ✅ (calling it now) Bruno haul Palmer/Pedro blank Cherki outscoring Semenyo Haaland blank03 May 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxcne6ggc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mkixjtuwh22n106k then. Probably going to be the peak of my season, I think it’ll be too hard to make ground now.27 Apr 2026 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkixjtuwh22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mkitil64ck2zShould be 2-2 but I own Thiago so it’s 2-0.27 Apr 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkitil64ck2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mk6xabolb22tI feel like whichever way I look at it I’m being influenced by other FH drafts so I can’t make my own decision now. Porro for the fixture or Mavropanos for the higher floor and haul potential? Solio prefer Porro so may just stick with him and blame that when it goes wrong.23 Apr 2026 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6xabolb22thttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mk5m2teqhs22128 points and a lovely jump from 231k to 113k. One last chance of a decent green arrow on FH this week and then pretty much damage limitation for the last 4 weeks. Would love to creep into the top 100k after such a bad start but possibly unlikely when fighting against WC, BB, TCs coming up23 Apr 2026 08:33 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5m2teqhs22https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mk4dregkks2r8 players tonight and my rank is going down.22 Apr 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4dregkks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mk4dpdl6hc27Going Hill over Senesi went well then.22 Apr 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4dpdl6hc27https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mk36cqyfvs24Pretty boring but I’m here currently on FH. Can’t see too much changing tbh but let’s see.22 Apr 2026 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk36cqyfvs24https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjyqmo4dl22pI’m trying so hard to not be salty about the JP thing. Random injury that they completely hid from everyone meaning that anyone not on BB gets some ridiculous bench jam and we get massively screwed.21 Apr 2026 10:11 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyqmo4dl22phttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjyotkrsys2pWell this is great! Focal has deleted this now but seems legit that this is Cucurella’s actual barber. Probably got himself in trouble!21 Apr 2026 09:40 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyotkrsys2phttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjuhefijqc27 [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Apr 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuhefijqc27https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjuadjeye22eI don’t know how, but Sutherns definitely fixed that19 Apr 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuadjeye22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjtieemisk2fJust realised I probably should have activated my FH and started making transfers yesterday, didn’t even cross my mind 😅19 Apr 2026 08:00 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjtieemisk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjrwqevkuc2bOh how I’ve missed owning Bart ‘never makes any saves and concedes every game’ Verbruggen.18 Apr 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrwqevkuc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjokpepc4225Leaning towards selling Gabriel for Senesi this week now, but only if I don’t need to sell O’Reilly.17 Apr 2026 08:59 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjokpepc4225https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjkrjyztrk2gArsenal putting in another thrilling performance I see15 Apr 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkrjyztrk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjgznoy32c2dIt’s all well and good saying that nailed on penalty takers are great assets. You still need a huge amount of luck. Brentford have 9 this season, while Everton have 2. Obviously Thiago has been great regardless, but if you swap those numbers around, Ndiaye is way more ‘essential’.14 Apr 2026 09:05 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgznoy32c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mjgp2vq2mk2yA green is a green right? 8 points up on my pre WC team. I told myself I’d be happy as long as I didn’t get a massive red arrow this week so I should be more pleased with this than I am.14 Apr 2026 05:56 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgp2vq2mk2y