I’ve always been bad at FPL but I like talking about it! Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now. 25/26: 205k 24/25: 242k 23/24: 1148th 22/23: 93k 21/22: 40k Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this. Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mz6r72hjh227MGW and Schade https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/83/d4/1N9YnVs9.gif?hh=498&ww=498&mp4=LsN0RVWtRX5Z3D&webm=O8gtNXFfbqHiP31 Oct 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6r72hjh227https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mz6iup24y22cCole Palmer’s regression needs to be studied.31 Oct 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6iup24y22chttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mz6hn653e22cI’m absolutely not having that offside 😂31 Oct 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6hn653e22chttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mz6h4z26es2cI got points! [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Oct 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6h4z26es2chttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mz6emqicbk2cYeah I’m getting no points at all this week.31 Oct 2026 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6emqicbk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mz6ed3oz422cPalmer looks dreadful. As does Palestra tbh, and Fofana. Basically Chelsea are bad.31 Oct 2026 13:05 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6ed3oz422chttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mz67p7l5p22cLast week was pretty awful. 40 points and a big red down to 263k. Did the template move of Pedro to Jackson. Very nearly wildcarded but held off. Feels like it’ll be a bad week but just hoping to get some luck to not drop too much further at this point.31 Oct 2026 11:43 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz67p7l5p22chttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mz5uyqzjzs2sI’m actually benching DCL right now, so if Jackson is actually awol I wouldn’t hate it. It would also be objectively funny after 1.8 million transfers in and 3 price rises.31 Oct 2026 08:31 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz5uyqzjzs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3myytpxmx7s2dJust saw Barco missed a penalty last night https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/b0/79/V0WId7lU.gif?hh=362&ww=498&mp4=UmFs1OSR4iu7d&webm=3ZFlfZ8BUEfu229 Oct 2026 08:25 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3myytpxmx7s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3myugj2jr5k2gOk, so should I just hit the WC for this team then?27 Oct 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3myugj2jr5k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3myucbo44u22eMight buy Welbeck if Pedro is confirmed out [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Oct 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3myucbo44u22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3myrhbuszs225Weird one this week. 2 players got 30 points and the other 9 got 10😂. Want to wildcard but doesn’t actually seem worth it despite hating a lot of my players. Need to find out about JP before making a decision on what to do really.26 Oct 2026 09:54 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrhbuszs225https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mynepdnet22xToday once again proving that having two playing keepers in your squad is the worst. Always get it wrong. I’m stuck with it until I wildcard though, unfortunately.24 Oct 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynepdnet22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mynagxxko22rYeah I dont think the Chelsea guys are getting anything here. Excited about the Kinsky clean sheet on the bench!24 Oct 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynagxxko22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mykubsobhk2cBiggest rank threat other than Raya is someone I just sold. What could possibly go wrong 😂23 Oct 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykubsobhk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mykpbpwvok2xI got 73 points last week, and was delighted with a very tiny Green to 157k after it felt like everyone blanked. Saka and Cherki out for Palmer and MGW to make sure I have decent cover for any unexpected issues going forward. Captain Haaland because I just don’t trust anyone else just yet.23 Oct 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykpbpwvok2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mykinl3imk2xFrom the dark place. Absolutely nuts if that ends up being right so far away from the game. Think I’m selling Cherki anyway, just don’t want to deal with line up anxiety when I can move to a 90 minute pen guy in MGW.23 Oct 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykinl3imk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3myhc274ouk2sActually, I guess I just do Saka to Palmer this week instead of Cherki to Palmer and bench Cherki. Reassess next week and potentially get a Manzambi or someone in then.22 Oct 2026 08:53 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhc274ouk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3myfuskswy22pSaka injured. I could 100% keep him and just play Schade, but MGW is right there staring at me 🤔21 Oct 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfuskswy22phttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mydijq3ovc2380 mins at least + Foden hat trick means I’m definitely selling Cherki this week. Was always the plan but this confirms it.20 Oct 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydijq3ovc23https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3my52lms2vc2xCherki playing 0 minutes and getting a price rise is funny. Gives me an extra 0.1 when selling though so I’m not complaining. Think it might be MGW but Palmer for Spurs and Utd at home instead is tempting (despite being mind numbingly template).18 Oct 2026 07:13 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3my52lms2vc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3my2u6eft722uRidiculously strong template at the moment and my one difference isn’t playing 😂17 Oct 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3my2u6eft722uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3my2u3y3xkc2uExact money for Cherki to Palmer. Would have done it had I seen the leak. Hopefully doesn’t punish me too much.17 Oct 2026 10:12 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3my2u3y3xkc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3my2jqqqfhc2h70 points last week for a small red. All the damaged basically done by De Cuyper, so I’ve fixed that now. Saka and De Cuyper in for Bruno and Maguire. 167k OR Very template atm. Outcome this week comes down to how much Palmer hurts and if Cherki does well or not.17 Oct 2026 07:07 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3my2jqqqfhc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mxyqbnm6uc2aSchade probably a hold for now then? Wanted to be able to bench someone this week anyway! Still leaning Saka over Palmer due to data basically but something scares me more about not owning Palmer despite having Rogers and Pedro.16 Oct 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxyqbnm6uc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mxwxlyxnes2mGuys, Hinshelwood is back so you should all sell Groß as he’ll play deeper and stop getting points.15 Oct 2026 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxwxlyxnes2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mxuea3xhek2wI’m going to choose to believe that Cherki being subbed means he definitely plays against Ipswich, and not that he was so crap he just won’t get picked.14 Oct 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxuea3xhek2whttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mxsv3okwwc2rNot that I’m fickle but I think I’ll get Saka instead of Palmer now 😂14 Oct 2026 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxsv3okwwc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mxpf6np77s22So target Newcastle when they are away then?12 Oct 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpf6np77s22https://bsky.app/profile/fpl-failure.bsky.social/post/3mxocosueck2pAnnoying about Schade. I was happy to keep as I had a benching dilemma this week anyway but not if he’s out for ages. Pretty much exact money for Bruno, Maguire, Schade to Saka, MdC and MGW though so maybe I’ll do that.12 Oct 2026 10:28 +0000at://did:plc:6eftbzb5yzdihefb2xjectfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxocosueck2p