https://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3mec5oijmls2iI'm starting to think that days I really don't want to put on pants are actually days my desired gender presentation calls for a skirt, except that I don't have any skirts (or dresses) with decent pockets07 Feb 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mec5oijmls2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3mdlutz5qbs23Look dude I just came down here to set up my Switch 2 dock on a break and now I'm stuck here forever29 Jan 2026 22:51 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdlutz5qbs23https://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3mbucy3dg4c2oUpdate: I have received five pounds of blue gummy bears. This qualifies. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jan 2026 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbucy3dg4c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3m7qq6wv3pc2hMy kingdom for a truly aggressive amount of blue gummy bears11 Dec 2025 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7qq6wv3pc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3m737jgalnk2aADHD Level: just got back in tbe shower because I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair the first time around03 Dec 2025 10:06 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m737jgalnk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3kvbazghm4d27*stumbles across some of my old fanfiction* Oh, look, it's me as a child19 Jun 2024 08:11 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kvbazghm4d27https://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3klmx3w5n4l2bHow is it that cats are simultaneously annoying as shit and adorable as sin17 Feb 2024 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3klmx3w5n4l2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3klaiqqoidq2lLook, I'm not going to stop you from talking shit about my mother, so long as the shit you talk is ACCURATE.12 Feb 2024 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3klaiqqoidq2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3kfy3wlvdva26Ah, the joys of spending five minutes actively trying to get put of bed, because I can't find my glasses because I need my glasses to see my glasses.07 Dec 2023 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfy3wlvdva26https://bsky.app/profile/shelllessturtle.bsky.social/post/3kdngxni5ck2fMy favorite part of new-fallen snow is seeing the eddies of powder swirl across dry pavement like the souls of the damned on their way to Hades.08 Nov 2023 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:6exy6j5slvr7grnrhrghrucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdngxni5ck2f