@lukekarrys.com - luke karrys

28 Aug 2026 16:43 +0000

FTP test scheduled for tomorrow https://static.klipy.com/ii/263d75c9c6d04df878152f91dbffb873/b8/c9/33ATEsAE.gif?hh=498&ww=498&mp4=gfiNYLkK&webm=SioYVWxJrm5PwiZt

23 Aug 2026 22:19 +0000

it's byte-for-byte bro i swear. look at each byte. i promise you they are identical.

21 Aug 2026 18:37 +0000

8yo walks into my office with all the urgency in the world: pete alonso is on the orioles and you never told me?!!

20 Aug 2026 15:41 +0000

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15 Aug 2026 21:05 +0000

don’t put that kind of pressure on me. decade is already more than half over [contains quote post or other embedded content]

15 Aug 2026 03:16 +0000

proof of hot dog [contains quote post or other embedded content]

14 Aug 2026 20:03 +0000

🚨 this is not a drill 🚨

13 Aug 2026 05:08 +0000

taking the limitless drug to try and beat my 5yo at go fish

12 Aug 2026 23:37 +0000

more like LOBbacks amirite

12 Aug 2026 22:11 +0000

ive started storing leftover beans in those stasher silicone bags and calling them "bean bags" and my kids absolutely hate it

08 Aug 2026 17:30 +0000

you could’ve convinced me this was a new tiktok sound they used over an unrelated video for laughs [contains quote post or other embedded content]

08 Aug 2026 16:14 +0000

can you believe i tried to make my 5yo and 8yo go to bed after the dbacks left the bases loaded in the 8th?! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

07 Aug 2026 21:53 +0000

im only allowed to pick my kids up from school on the bike if its <= 104°F (their rules, not mine 😎) so im sitting at my desk with ten minutes to do trying to will some weather station to let me get by on a technicality

05 Aug 2026 17:30 +0000

my sister's kickstart is over 90% funded with 9 days left! there's still a chance to pledge to get some film prints or cool ceramics! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/juliakarrys/julias-italian-art-residency

05 Aug 2026 00:59 +0000

this ride @vlt.io \ / \ / 🤝 powered by @nodejs.org and apple sauce [contains quote post or other embedded content]

05 Aug 2026 00:29 +0000

big day at work. time to unwind with **checks notes** 2 apple sauce pouches and an hour of z2? that can’t be right

04 Aug 2026 23:56 +0000

"it's a patch release because it was a bug that we forgot to include that feature previously"

04 Aug 2026 19:33 +0000

🎉 it's launch day at @vlt.io! 🎉 - use our new drop-in npm replacement to protect yourself from malware and increase performance - create private registries to share packages with your team - oh and the vlt CLI is now v1! read more in our announcement post: https://www.vlt.io/blog/1-0

02 Aug 2026 22:52 +0000

reeeeeally seems like hoerner should’ve challenged that call in the 6th. only defensible thing i can think of is that it was 3-0. would love to know the leverage index in that situation still. anyone know?

01 Aug 2026 02:54 +0000

me breaking 15 minutes of dead silence in the gym sauna: so whaddya guys think about the 2025 atlantic article about the decline of casual nudity

31 Jul 2026 02:42 +0000

i turned “bring my own reusable silicone bag of chia seeds on vacation” years old this year

30 Jul 2026 01:40 +0000

fajita chicken, sautéed peppers, and cilantro lime rice (not pictured) for dinner. got an “amazing” from both 5yo and 8yo at the same meal. my life’s crowning achievement

29 Jul 2026 20:09 +0000

my brain is broken that i was listening to a vinyl record and when the next track started i went "is this on shuffle?"