The Ministry’s number one OSHA violator. Icon from @maetheellen / MaeEllen on piccrewhttps://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3mfave2o6ns2e https://media.tenor.com/rfIHPb3BsXEAAAAC/elmo-hello.gif?hh=170&ww=25020 Feb 2026 00:51 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfave2o6ns2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3mdyl7erii22hOkay I went to Hell and back…. Now what?04 Feb 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdyl7erii22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3m2io7x7sjc2nAnyways do you guys think I could convince the rest of the kitchen to let me make katsu curry? I keep seeing pictures of it and I need to make it. Cause like I’m just an assistant basically. I get my silly little To-Do list and I do my silly little tasks.06 Oct 2025 03:28 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2io7x7sjc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3m2iethgk5s2xI found a stock pot that I can fit in. I didn’t know they made them that big. One man hot tub.06 Oct 2025 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2iethgk5s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3lz7od2xv3k2hChat I’m not a genius but I don’t think I’m supposed to find slugs in the dry storage.19 Sep 2025 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz7od2xv3k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3lz7fawwnmk26Made it through breakfast and lunch without incident or vibrating eyeballs or my heart exploding. Hell yeah19 Sep 2025 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz7fawwnmk26https://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3lz4js6ey2c27I got up super fucking early for breakfast service and I’m on my third redbull18 Sep 2025 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz4js6ey2c27https://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3lz4gtp5mws2cWHY ARE GRITS LIKE MOLTEN LAVA WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS18 Sep 2025 13:19 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz4gtp5mws2chttps://bsky.app/profile/disastercook.bsky.social/post/3lz2qdb47iu2mJasper, ministry cook. -Ghost rp account -same admin as @sisterlavinia.bsky.social, 21+. NSFW themes may be present. -highly suggest minors do not interact. -have you seen The Bear? It’s a lot like that. -ooc prefaced by // - nothing posted here is mine unless otherwise stated.17 Sep 2025 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:6jz445a7gfv655izq5thd5b5/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz2qdb47iu2m