Sports betting, Las Vegas gambling, history, Texas, the '80s. Wish I didn't drift so much into politics... but, well, you know, life today. CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.https://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mtud4bhpns25Seventh-grade badass talking to his fifth-grade cousin. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Aug 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtud4bhpns25https://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mtmpuxutls2kYes, Ted Cruz. We need this. Please bedeck yourself in Ken Paxton apparel and show up grinning and posing at his events. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2026 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmpuxutls2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mtmoukw6uk2kTexas boy here. Just wanted to make sure all y’all live posting on #TOTP reruns know how much I enjoy following along. A lot of fun keeping up with all the comments.21 Aug 2026 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmoukw6uk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mtjjepi6us2pLeast surprising news I’ve learned today: Natalie Harp was homeschooled. Everything totally tracks.20 Aug 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjjepi6us2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mtf3cbh7ks26I’m calling dibs on getting credit for coming up with “Rasputina.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Aug 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtf3cbh7ks26https://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mtc3yg5uhk2nI feel like I bear a share of the blame in this. They're gone but I still have my cassettes. https://cordcuttersnews.com/after-71-years-columbia-house-closes-for-good-the-mail-order-giant-that-defined-a-generation-is-gone/17 Aug 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtc3yg5uhk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mrqadt2ums2i@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social over at @theonion.com having to put down his pen and start over on a brand-new cartoon, as Trump beats him to the punch with what he was working on for this week. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqadt2ums2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mrppecg6cs2kAmusing myself by imagining this being exclaimed by a member of the Jamaican family from "In Living Color." [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrppecg6cs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mrplkvzsyc2kApple taking a look at Bell Telephone's old business model and thinking they have found a gem. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/28/apple-plans-to-lease-iphones-for-17point99-a-month-through-klarna-deal.html28 Jul 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrplkvzsyc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mrdtuehq6c2mEast Texans, I know that some of these have been sold in Brookshire's up your way. My folks had a couple of dozen of an affected batch in their fridge. Don't eat 'em. Trumparrhea is coming for us all. https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/midwest-poultry-services-lp-recalls-shell-eggs-due-possible-salmonella-enteritidis-contamination23 Jul 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdtuehq6c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mrdpqci33k2kThis makes me the misty-eyed nostalgic in me happy. Bringing back land-grand scams but with a modern X-fried twist. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdpqci33k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mrbc53qdgk2dVince Young in 2005 was the best college QB I've ever seen. Unbelievably athletic, and his pure, overriding DESIRE to win -- paired with a complete confidence that he would, no matter the circumstance -- was off the chart. But... he's not going to come off looking good here, is he? https://awfulannouncing.com/netflix/untold-three-new-installments-vince-young-raygun.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky22 Jul 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbc53qdgk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mqukr5sm3k27I still say Benny Hinn did it better. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqukr5sm3k27https://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mqkkupqxek2qReichstag fire incoming, only instead of literal flames it's a nationally televised wildly disconnected rant from a dementia-ridden psychopath. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkkupqxek2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mqd3hcmpo22iDan Patrick and Ken Paxton, famously buff gym rats. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jul 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqd3hcmpo22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mqadm7lmlk2uYou’re telling me the MAGA guy soon to take over as Comptroller for the state of Texas has a twin brother? And this is him? Man, we’re getting the wrong twin.09 Jul 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqadm7lmlk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3moo3l6aoy226This damned video has had my blood pressure sky high for the last few days... which is exactly why I try and avoid watching such things. Awfully glad to find out the POS got canned. I wouldn't be able to look at myself if I acted in a way that terrified a small child so much they were in tears. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jun 2026 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3moo3l6aoy226https://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3molwwfyoms26I say again… [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jun 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3molwwfyoms26https://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3moj6v6erv22aMan's out there at the World Cup just trying to tell people about diabeetus. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jun 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3moj6v6erv22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3moh63u3u222aYou dogass Texas Rangers.17 Jun 2026 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3moh63u3u222ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3modskihw722fMay I suggest Sugarfoot's Bar-B-Q in Arlen, as ol' Ken has always had a lot in common with Hank Hill's philandering boss Buck Strickland. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jun 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3modskihw722fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mo4msaaqf22zI'll give the wingnuts in my state -- the ones holding their MAGA-slobbing convention right now -- one bit of credit: They came up with the absolute perfect metaphor for today's GOP. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jun 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4msaaqf22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mo25ovzi4c23I am really enjoying the resurgence of bunts in Major League Baseball. They're way more fun than what a lot of folks would think.11 Jun 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo25ovzi4c23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mnztlebsmk2a"It's one bag of chips, Michael, how much could it cost? Nine dollars?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jun 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnztlebsmk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mnzr7dkjdk2wPretty savvy move by the nascent Bovino campaign, targeting that key Kid Rock demographic that has proven so solidly MAGA. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jun 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzr7dkjdk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mnsdbtfrys2oFunniest thing in a while: MAGA Mormons happily nodding and cheering at the first three or four entries on Whiskey Pete's list for the camps then losing their shit when they flip over the sheet and see what's listed at No. 5.08 Jun 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnsdbtfrys2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanuphitter.com/post/3mmzhcpqubk2z [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 May 2026 21:13 +0000at://did:plc:6l2pc6w2vzhpqibrwp6snxc2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmzhcpqubk2z