@ellegoods.bsky.social - TS Elliott

23 Apr 2025 03:15 +0000

no woke, go broke [contains quote post or other embedded content]

02 Apr 2025 19:30 +0000

when i was in law school in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, plenty of smarmy dudes argued to my face that the 19th amendment was unconstitutional and that affirmative action was reverse racism but go off dumbass

02 Apr 2025 19:26 +0000

i can’t stand libs but i have to say that as much as we goof on it, “nevertheless she persisted” is something i say constantly, right after bitching for 20-25 minutes about the devastating consequences of capitalism. like yeah nevertheless i’m gonna have to keep going

02 Apr 2025 15:16 +0000

fell to my knees in relief when, after two weeks of autistic food aversion where i’ve been eating the same three takeout meals every day, i still had enough money for rent this month. living in america is so cool and normal

29 Mar 2025 08:54 +0000

i’ve been on intramuscular T for over a year now and it was hurting bad enough every week that i was psyching myself out and about to switch to subq, but then i found out you can cough right before you put the needle in and you don’t even feel it?? why didn’t anyone tell me about this dark magick???

27 Mar 2025 19:55 +0000

you could do the hunger games movie love triangle with the challengers cast and it wouldn’t change it at all

27 Mar 2025 06:42 +0000

i am tired

27 Mar 2025 02:51 +0000

listening to the new hunger games book and suzanne collins is so unbelievably based and also she really said, “ah yes, district three, the autism district”

25 Mar 2025 17:46 +0000

what’s awesome about dressing like a slob who doesn’t care about their job every day at work is that when you serve a look, everyone comments on it. instant ego boost because i’m not wearing joggers and a vaguely communist t-shirt

25 Mar 2025 06:17 +0000

ah, yes, time for bed. let me just take my medicine. *opens a pill bottle and shakes out a three hour jenny nicholson video*

25 Mar 2025 05:32 +0000

tons of replies to posts about Kat Abughazaleh raising $200k in one day to primary an 80 y/o incumbent, saying she’s GOP and replying to every single post with that lie if i didn’t know better i’d say the dems have just as much fun spending money to manipulate the public and hoard power as repubs

25 Mar 2025 04:48 +0000

the money being raised in small donations for populist candidates is through the roof. there is a wave of young leftist opposition for the gerontocracy coming, and all i can pray for is that they mean what they say and actually execute.

20 Mar 2025 17:53 +0000

being transmasc is so embarrassing. i constantly forget about my voice drop and talk super high out of habit, and then remember i actually can have a deep voice, but if i drop the tone down mid-convo i sound like i’m trying to flirt with the 62 year old man checking me out at the grocery store

17 Mar 2025 18:53 +0000

it’s so funny how every gay who’s been to a sapphic bar in LA in the past couple years knew that lucy dacus and julien baker were together but we pretty much all kept it under wraps like those new yorkers in spider-man (2004)

17 Mar 2025 18:16 +0000

these MAGAt bitches show up wearing the modern swastika to places that marginalized people have made safe for ourselves in order to get the little crumb of oppression they so desperately crave and it’s fucking embarrassing. take it bitch! hope you choke on it! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

17 Mar 2025 18:02 +0000

i went to color me mine for work, and a person with a VERY nonbinary name and haircut was helping us, so i wanted to get the pronoun tea and i said, “hi! i’m elliott, i use he/they pronouns!” and she raised an eyebrow and said, “good to know.” turns out her parents just named her that

15 Mar 2025 22:06 +0000

old dudes from a church would come on campus at my college screaming at young girls about how they were sluts and whores and i can’t help but think that perhaps that did not have to do with freedom of speech [contains quote post or other embedded content]

15 Mar 2025 07:20 +0000

reading Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White. it is so fucking good but it’s too bad i already know what happens because it’s my goddamn biography

15 Mar 2025 03:53 +0000

a few days ago, i cried for the first time in a long time and let the miserable retching grief and selfish indignation at feeling like i was born in the fourth quarter of Earth pour out of me, and then i wiped the snot and the rot from my nose and eyes and resolved to create something from it.

12 Mar 2025 22:24 +0000

i asked my friends, "how long do y'all think i've been in a deep depression?" and they said, "probably since october" bitch i was gagged. i was asking myself, "how are you?" and then telling myself, "good, how are you?" and taking my own word for it!!

12 Mar 2025 05:35 +0000

today in enshittification: i got a postcard for a new health benefit (which my company is likely paying millions of dollars for while refusing to raise wages) where the product is that you can get a second opinion. that’s it, that’s the whole thing. you can call a different doctor. incredible

11 Mar 2025 02:29 +0000

me pre-T: sorry to narcissus but i’m different. i would never drown in a pool from looking at myself too long. i cower from the mirror like a hit dog me finally seeing gains from lifting while on T: OUCH! (i bonked my forehead into the mirror while trying to kiss myself) OUCH! (i did it again)

09 Mar 2025 01:08 +0000

shout out to all the woman <3