Middle-Manager/Aspiring Comedianhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3mvecfc7fqc2gThe Kool-Aid [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 00:06 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvecfc7fqc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3mv4s6kqaxs2jDan Patrick isn’t even a real Texan. Hell, his name isn’t even really Dan Patrick. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4s6kqaxs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3msnsdnsams2zWNBA should take him up on it so America can watch this chode be absolutely destroyed on the court. Let him make an ass of himself. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Aug 2026 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3msnsdnsams2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3mndq6ntmwk22Narrator: She definitely did not. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jun 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndq6ntmwk22https://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3mittxkaowc22Watching the Artemis II mission over the past week has given me hope for the first time in years.06 Apr 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mittxkaowc22https://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3mggecjlixk2e [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Mar 2026 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mggecjlixk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3mf3trst3wk2aSame energy. https://youtu.be/Nt2OVAgkHBc?si=49vaGl9dmTkXBSZM [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Feb 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf3trst3wk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3meo6qyituk2v“We do that part for the fun of it.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Feb 2026 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3meo6qyituk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3mbuodlm6e22lGot some real bad news for you Senator… [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jan 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbuodlm6e22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3mbaopchchc26Well, sheeeeeeeeit. RIP https://deadline.com/2025/12/isiah-whitlock-jr-dead-the-wire-spike-lee-movies-1236658855/31 Dec 2025 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbaopchchc26https://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3m7c77wlzfk2v [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Dec 2025 04:50 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7c77wlzfk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3m757imh4uk2mThe Chair Company feels like a David Lynch directed comedy.04 Dec 2025 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3m757imh4uk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3m6zo5wqirk23 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Dec 2025 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6zo5wqirk23https://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3m5umymwijs2oI too believe Republicans do their best work when doing absolutely nothing. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Nov 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5umymwijs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3m5p2hzseac25Came across a 4th or 5th gen iPhone in a drawer and my kids are acting like I just brought home a full brontosaurus skeleton. They’re just huddled around it staring.15 Nov 2025 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5p2hzseac25https://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3m5ojq27es22vIs this a question people are asking? [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Nov 2025 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5ojq27es22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3m5kqi2aypc2fHey Amazon, maybe don’t show a commercial with a demon vomiting blood into someone’s mouth while I’m trying to watch football with my kids. That’d be great.14 Nov 2025 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5kqi2aypc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3m3sl2376ck23Metaphor is a little too on-the-nose for me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Oct 2025 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3sl2376ck23https://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3ly7qghr6lc2aThey say not to shit where you eat, which is why I only go number one in public restrooms.07 Sep 2025 03:23 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly7qghr6lc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3ltijatcb2k2tThe media is happy to report on the Virgin Mary showing up in toast, but when Gallagher shows up in my waffles it’s nothing but silence.09 Jul 2025 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltijatcb2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/strollershark.bsky.social/post/3lrk4scievk24In the summer of 2003, at a small diner in Moose, Wyoming, I exited as Puck from the Real World San Francisco was entering. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jun 2025 04:35 +0000at://did:plc:6n63qreffi2y52mxtjqxxmba/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrk4scievk24